The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,329]

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

Just sat here

You get to work right now, unindustrious Eh ma'am!

Indolent Eh ma'am!  Indolent, INDOLENT Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

We removed the ginormous sand play area in our back yard

Now where will the cats poop, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

Cruel-to-pooping-cats Nola-B. ma'am!  Cruel-to-pooping-cats, CRUEL-TO-POOPING-CATS Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm like this close to applying to graduate programs in Scandinavia.

They will closely scrutinize your P-math credits & grades, trust us on this ma'am.

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

finish my mining degree.

You start mining your business and finish this degree now, young lady Nola-B. ma'am!

Uneducated Nola-B. ma'am!  Uneducated, UNEDUCATED Nola-B. ma'am!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Now where will the cats poop, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

Cruel-to-pooping-cats Nola-B. ma'am!  Cruel-to-pooping-cats, CRUEL-TO-POOPING-CATS Nola-B. ma'am!

 

The other neighbors have taken to hosing them with super soakers. Nuisance, they are.

The Troll manages to scare them off at the moment.

 

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

They will closely scrutinize your P-math credits & grades, trust us on this ma'am.

 

Silly man, Scandinavia =/= Poland.

 

[TBoneTX 45,329]

On Wed. eve, we reminded Mrs. T-B. that Payless Shoes is shutting down all its stores by month-end, bye man.

She almost immediately took Mama-Mrs.-T-B. to the nearest, bye she ma'ams.

 

Mrs. T-B. returned, looking pleased, with at least half a Manyzen pairs, total cost only $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2+1), save Many% (2x2x2x2x2x2-2-2%) to Many% (2x2x2x2x2x2+2+2+2%) she man.

 

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. bought nothing, but her pattern is to start slowly, observe we man.

 

With these discounts, even we might consider buying something retail, socks or whatever man.

And, at longest last, Payless Shoes is finally living up to its name, who would ever want to pay their normal prices man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

7 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

The other neighbors have taken to hosing them with super soakers.

We knew that Minnesota was backward and barbaric, and this ices it, as though Minn. needed more ice man.

7 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Troll manages to scare them off at the moment.

If you adopted and fed one, it could be his older sister and sleep with him at night, like Cat T-B. does with Mini-B., si to miu ma'am.

7 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Silly man

Make that "ultra-successful, fabulously wealthy, mega-respected POTS Business Typhoon" to you, so there ma'am.

7 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Scandinavia =/= Poland

Poland rules the world, as does its elegant mathematical system, oj tak.

(Reputation-pointing Asia!  Reputation-pointing, REPUTATION-POINTING Asia!)

Edited May 17, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

On Wed., received Patient's Payment Statement for $Many00 for MRI on Thurs., great timing man.

We postponed MRI into next week, dispute this outrage man.

Have clinic's Billing Dept. wrapped around our hosed LMany disc already, charmed chicas by we man.

Must still connect with appropriate clinic administrator, charm or strong-arm she man.

[Asia 2,498]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Note:  Foto (Spanish spelling) above is excellent facsimile of a rubia, add to harem we man.

That's Brigitte Bardot and she can't be added to harem 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We knew that Minnesota was backward and barbaric, and this ices it, as though Minn. needed more ice man.

If you adopted and fed one, it could be his older sister and sleep with him at night, like Cat T-B. does with Mini-B., si to miu ma'am.

 

The ones a year or two ago were super cute and friendly. I would have definitely taken one if I wasn't allergic. I made the mistake of getting my face too close to one in the yard without a mask on, which won't be a mistake I repeat. 

[SAT 9,609]

2 hours ago, Asia said:

That's Brigitte Bardot and she can't be added to harem 

Never mind that bimbo, when are you embarking on your journey to Middle earth?

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

15 hours ago, SAT said:

It takes like 1 year to set up a phone the way I like it. And by then it's a piece of #### already. 

Man I don't have time for this...

Isn't there an app that can set up the phone for you?

First smart phone I've ever had was issued to me 4.5 yrs ago from my current employer. They pay the monthly bill. Still banging with the same Galaxy S4. We can request a phone upgrade every 3 years but I say naah. Current one still works fine. Get one and stick with it, I say.

[SAT 9,609]

Never mind that question, I gotta go chaperone the little savages on their school trip...

[SAT 9,609]

 

I use my phones till they drop dead. 

Except my work phone, which is an iPhone whatevadaheck number they're up to...

[Asia 2,498]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Never mind that bimbo, when are you embarking on your journey to Middle earth?

Next Friday at 6am, which will be midnight Thursday/Friday your time  

We're gonna arrive in Chicago around 2am local time on Friday.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1 hour ago, Asia said:

Next Friday at Many am

P-time corrected, oj   ma'am.

1 hour ago, Asia said:

We're gonna arrive in Chicago around 2am local time on Friday.

Jet-lagged Asia & associated Commie-babes!  Jet-lagged, JET-LAGGED Asia & associated ASSOCIATED Commie-babes!