The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 44,792]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The men's shirts thing and the general lack of initiative from anyone is the nail in the coffin for my feelings about living here.  I've just about had it.

Move to Texas, where men are men and chicas are li'l darlin's, see ma'am.

Move to Arkansas, where men are men and sheep are scared, baa ma'am.

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

it is normal to have teeth pulled

It is normal in Arkansas to lose one's teeth before they need to be pulled, efficiency ma'am.

Accordingly, your concern about pulling vs. root canals is obviated, move to Arkansas ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

I might be woefully under-qualified

You've gotten every job for which you've applied, charmed life Nola-B. ma'am.

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

one has to bite the bullet sometime

Good way to incur pulling or a root canal,  Nola-B. ma'am.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Move to Texas, where men are men and chicas are li'l darlin's, see ma'am.

Move to Arkansas, where men are men and sheep are scared, baa ma'am.

It is normal in Arkansas to lose one's teeth before they need to be pulled, efficiency ma'am.

Accordingly, your concern about pulling vs. root canals is obviated, move to Arkansas ma'am.

Texas ladies are both scary and classy. I don't know how they pull that off.

 

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

You've gotten every job for which you've applied  interviewed, charmed life Nola-B. ma'am.

 

FTFY.

If I were to even get an interview for this, it would be surprising. 

[TBoneTX 44,792]

We struck a blow for marital harmony today, imagine doing that for a non-rubia wife man.

 

We and (mostly) Mrs. T-B. have been up-cleaning in preparation for Mama-Mrs.-T-B.'s arrival at o'dark-early on Wednesday, Clean for Gene man.

 

Mrs. T-B. had groused about our Many-foot ([2+2+2]'), Manyple-decker cat tree ever since we'd scored it at a GS for $Many ($2+2+1), grouse she about steal by we man.

 

Today was bulk-trash collection, so we suggested that we curbside the tree, suggest we man.

Mrs. T-B. readily agreed, agree she man, and we curbsided it together, what a drag man.

Minutes later, the truck came, bye tree man.

 

We thought that Mrs. T-B. would be pleased, assume we man.

We were mistaken, never underestimate female illogic or monthly influences man.

 

Mrs. T-B. next began sweeping all packs of our fancy cocktail napkins into a garbage bag, sweep she man.

We objected to this, stating that at least some were of high quality and warranted saving, thrifty we man.

Mrs. T-B. went completely, totally, Many% aysheep, screaming about "junk," aysheep she man.

We got out of there fast, self-preserve we man.

 

This eve, we found said bag atop others in the garbage bin, geographically desirable man.

We rescued perhaps a Manyzen packs, waste not want not man.

A few, we surreptitiously returned to the casa, sneaky we man.

The rest, we shall take to the POTS office, community use man.

Not even the rubias are permitted to trash high-quality GS/ES finds for cheap, no man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

12 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

FTFY.

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ND S VWLS, FR HVN'S SK M'M.

12 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

If I were to even get an interview for this, it would be surprising. 

And were you to be interviewed, you would be hired, unsurprising Nola-B. ma'am.

12 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Texas ladies are both scary and classy.

How are they scary, huh ma'am?

12 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I don't know how they pull that off.

Move to Texas to increase the existing high level of beauty and other positive qualities, si Nola-B. ma'am.

Edited May 14, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,792]

We need to remake the guest-room bed, newly warshered/baked sheets man.

However, snoozing cat is enlapped, heaven frowns on disturbing a sleeping miu man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

We, Mrs. T-B., & Mini-B. shall travel to Ecu when Mama-Mrs.-T-B. returns, All in the Family man.

We plan to compile Packs of Goodies for Mrs. T-B.'s #2, #Many, & #Many sisters, native Ecus man.

Although incompletely envisioned, these shall include, see man:

  -- silverware, spoons always appreciated man

  -- bath & kitchen linens, Ecu availability limited & expensive

  -- clothing for kids, need sizes man

  -- shirts or something for husbands, everybody a Medium man

 

Will be well worth the outrageous charge of $Many for our second suitcase, $i man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Cat just de-lapped, but our legs fell asleep, can't move man.

Cat just returned with fuzzy ball, going to suck up to us again on lap man.

Cat knows her servants well by now, knowledgeable miu man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

We just killed ourself making the guest-room bed, ouch man.

Furthermore, this casa is dreadfully short of cheaps, intolerable man.

However, we found a couple of 1-oz. snack bags of Omega-Many Mix, draw our interest man.

Despite cranberries among the nuts, the stuff is quite tasty, ingest we man.

 

Re-enlapped cat, getting chin scratched, is in full rapture, happy miu man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

If they make me do it, I'm going to quit. I'm not cross-dressing. The end.

In Mrs. T-B.'s immortal words, "Doan' go aysheep," no Nola-B. ma'am.

Aysheep Nola-B. ma'am!  Aysheep, AYSHEEP Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', extravagant Commie-, aysheep northern, and other babes with refulgent reputation-point inventories!

[Asia 2,494]

22 hours ago, SAT said:

I can never sneeze just once. It's always 20+ sneezes...

Just like my mom 

[Asia 2,494]

19 hours ago, yuna628 said:

Offering my tiny rant here:

Sorry to hear that 🙁 Big hugs to you!

 

18 hours ago, trudi said:

Work - boss who told me at great length he doesn't grovel to people who hand in their resignation did do much grovelling, lots and lots of it 😂

i have a big pay increase and am now the supervisor, I have told him he has 3 months to make good on his promises of more staff - I have to be honest it was hugely flattering to have senior managers, regional manager and airline director all lobbying for me to stay!

LOL

[NikLR 13,227]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. next began sweeping all packs of our fancy cocktail napkins into a garbage bag, sweep she man.

We objected to this, stating that at least some were of high quality and warranted saving, thrifty we man.

Mrs. T-B. went completely, totally, Many% aysheep, screaming about "junk," aysheep she man.

We got out of there fast, self-preserve we man.

About time.  

[SAT 9,609]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

FTFY.

If I were to even get an interview for this, it would be surprising. 

 

On your resume, list that you're a gay Chinese Muslim Jew....