The Glass MenageRant

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

 My husband's back broke out really badly after my MIL washed his clothes.  

 

I'm kind of curious how that happened. 

 

1 hour ago, mrmvkjts said:

I love my mother in law! She goes above and beyond for us but there was a really bad and really serious thing that happened with her partner and I am definitely not willing to live here any longer!

Wish I could tell anyone but my husband about it, but I dunno if it‘s my business..

i don‘t know, doesn‘t matter I just NEED to move asap. If possible TODAY but i guess that‘s not gonna happen 

 

I hope it wasn't what I'm thinking it was. 😕 

 

 

[NikLR 13,227]

14 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm kind of curious how that happened. 

 

 

He has really sensitive skin.  Whatever they use to wash their clothes with caused him to have a reaction...

[mrmvkjts 459]

18 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

 

I hope it wasn't what I'm thinking it was. 😕 

 

 

Hard to explain..Not exactly what you might think but it’s kind of in that area. 

I just wanna move even tho it won’t make what happened go away but I would still be more comfortable 

Edited January 20, 2019 by mrmvkjts

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah it's time to move...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The littlest Dane got the classic roseola rash tonight, so hopefully we are out of the woods.  👍

 

I will be very happy when he gets his MMR soon. There are too many unvaccinated kids around here.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

15 hours ago, cdneh said:

No storm in the night. Now it is actually snowing. 

Starting just before Many a.m. and continuing through most of the night, it rained and winded and colded like an illegitimate male child, deprived-of-zzz we man.

 

Windier than aforementioned i.m.c. all day today, too, blow the man down man.  Bad hair day for all, cowlicks man.

 

And, to add insult, the morning temperature will be only Many (2x2x2x2x2) F., or nothing C., unconscionable man!

[TBoneTX 45,023]

14 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Must have swam across the Bearing Strait, I guess.

And if they were naked, the Baring Strait, accuracy man.

And if their route was crooked, the Bearing Zigzag, accuracy man.

And if it was that crooked, they were all charged with felonies, bearing heavy sentences man.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

just waiting to see my first Minnesota moose. I've seen them in New Hampshire

You saw Minnesota moose in New Hampshire, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

They must migrate rather far, moose on the loose man.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

12 hours ago, SAT said:

Turtle, on way to doctor, throw up [...]  threw up [...] threw up

Poor baby, sigh wee ma'am.  Hopefully doc provided something curative or palliative, hope we man.

12 hours ago, SAT said:

I have a garage, but it's full of crapola

Not a personal dig but an overall observation, observe we man:  Why do so many of us keep worthless junk in our garages but keep our (arguably) most expensive possessions (vehicles) outside in the driveway or on-street, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,023]

10 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

After being absent and busy, I‘m back!

Wella, wella:  the Former Queen of Austria is back, see she man.

Bad absent busy FQA ma'am!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT busy BUSY FQA ma'am!

 

And exactly why are you so late coming home, huh huh huh young lady ma'am?

As penance, you should bonus all our posts, start Many pages back and get busy ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

8 hours ago, Lil bear said:

The move from December to January [...] Clever marketing all round 

Explanatory expository LB ma'am!  Explanatory, EXPLANATORY expository EXPOSITORY LB ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,023]

General Saturday report, whirlwind man:

 

As we predicted/feared, Sat. was a nearly nonstop type of day, nonstop us if you've heard it before man.

   1.  Mrs. T-B. left on her all-morning completely elective caucus, bye she man.

   2.  We took Mini-B. to Big Lots for the sale, rather patient wee man.

Many.  By request, took Mini-B. to Petco, scope the critters we with wee man.

Many.  Mini-B. most enjoyed the mice-in-wheels and the rescue kitties, appreciative wee man.

Many.  Lunched with Mini-B. at Burger King with use of coupons, ingest we & wee man.

Many.  Return to casa to await Mrs. T-B.'s return, actually rather timely she man.

Many.  Exited on abbreviated ES trail (hastily to avoid cranky Mrs T-B.), see separate report man.

Many.  Fielded several ill-tempered calls/messages from Mrs. T-B., wildcat up her rectum man.

Many.  Returned to casa for much-needed nap, at least attempt zzz we man.

Many.  Jolted awake far too soon by irate Mrs. T-B., wildcat still up her rectum man.

Many.  Prepped self & Mini-B. for latter's birthday caucus at trampoline park, prep we & wee man.

Many.  Got Mini-B. to party on time, observe chaos & Mrs. T-B. as social butterfly man.

Many.  Blew back to casa in both -mobiles, Mini-B. staying with little amigos man.

Many.  In T-B.-mobile, hastened to memorial caucus for Cousin T-B., at other cousin's casa man.

Many.  Stayed nearly an hour at cousin's casa, last to arrive & leave we & Mrs. T-B. man.

Many.  Retrieved Mini-B. from little amigo's casa, exhausted we/she/wee men.

Many.  Lugged all birthday largesse into casa, spoils of business man.

Many.  Took much-needed shower, dust-blown windy day man.

Many.  Supervised Mini-B.'s exhausted brush-teething, worn-out wee man.

Many.  Warshered traditional Saturday load of kitchen rags, don't rag on us man.

Many.  Dished the warsher, must do on Sat. nights man.

Many.  Warshered bath-towels, traditional Saturday load man.

Many.  Sorted/mostly away-put massive Big Lots haul, tedious man.

Many.  Wait for laundry load #2 to bake, fold we man.

Many.  Wait to de-dish warsher, dry contents man.

Many.  Anticipate Heap Strong Medicine for bedtime, if we stay awake that long man.

[TBoneTX 45,023]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

Truncated itinerary included 2 ESs, one bore fruit per below man.

-- Many (2+1) thick warshcloths; nearly full bottle Pantene 2+1 shamp/cond; unopened bottle Heinz ketchup; 

       toucans corn; small U.S. flag; nail clippers; nail scissors = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 + half a buck), deal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half  ($2x2x2 + half a buck)

[Asia 2,496]

On 1/18/2019 at 9:19 PM, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Thanks. Will have had two of Anastasia's birthdays where we're in the same place before one of mine (we were in St. Petersburg over her birthday last year), but January wasn't really convenient for us to meet prior to her coming here to stay.

Dunno if I said that here, but I was in St. Petersburg last May. What a nice city! ANd what a beautiful architecture! I loved its palaces!

[Asia 2,496]

On 1/18/2019 at 11:09 PM, N-o-l-a said:

my birthday this weekend

Happy Birthday!

I hope you're having a good weekend