The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Depending on your grade in P-Math, you might (might!) qualify to apply for an entry-level position in the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat industry, si Nola-B. ma'am.  You know where to send application + transcripts, si ma'am.

Edited May 4, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,792]

13 hours ago, theresaL said:

I'll go with Many' Many" for $Many00.

Many' Many" isn't necessarily that short, no TL ma'am; in fact, you might be the world's tallest chica, si TL ma'am.

This again illustrates the elegant flexibility of P-Math, si man.

And P-Math also applies to financial figures, see above and  TL ma'am!!!!!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

We just con$ummated a big deal, whee man.

(And no, we're not talking about yet another record-setting week of POTS sales, which this week was man.)

 

[drum roll, drum roll man]

We have parlayed our Many,000 Avianca LifeMiles into a nearly-free ticket to Ecu, $i man.

Only charges will be various taxes for $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2 & a half), whee man.

We admit that we will be soaked for our second checked bag in the amount of $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 -2-2), yuck man.

However, the return portion has 2 free bags for Business Class, wangle we man.

And we still have Many,000 LifeMiles left over, rebuild for next trip man.

 

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. will take a different airline at full fare, too bad man.

However, we will arrive only Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) minutes after them, great timing man.

 

We are pleased, yet again, with our estimable financial acumen*, Business Typhoon we man.

     *and our unparalleled modesty

[TBoneTX 44,792]

On Sat., we shall take Mini-B. to the monthly Home Despot kids' activity, create something wee man.

Then, we shall drop him at Mama T-B.'s, doting senior she man.

We shall then hit our many itineraried ESs, potential treasure troves man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, theresaL said:

Delayed shock. It didn't hit me until the Hooding ceremony where I totally embarrassed myself by audibly sobbing with relief when my academic mentor draped the hood over my shoulders. Congrats on your graduation.

Thanks!

 

It is next weekend, maybe it will creep up on me.

 

Then again, I'm right back to classes in 2 weeks.  😂  That wasn't the initial game plan. I wanted a good bit of time off, but oh well.

 

32 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Depending on your grade in P-Math, you might (might[!/i]) qualify to apply for an entry-level position in the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat industry, si Nola-B. ma'am.  You know where to send application + transcripts, si ma'am.

I've got a near perfect score over the last few years, beam me up to toilet seat heaven.

 

18 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

On Sat., we shall take Mini-B. to the monthly Home Despot kids' activity, create something wee man.

Then, we shall drop him at Mama T-B.'s, doting senior she man.

We shall then hit our many itineraried ESs, potential treasure troves man.

 

Saturday is today, but we are hopefully going to Winnipeg in a few hours. I have the consent forms, I've got our passport cards and birth certificates.  The Dane is staying behind to organize his work truck or some B.S. like that.

 

It is also the Troll's 4th birthday.  

[TBoneTX 44,792]

5 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is also the Troll's Many'th birthday.

So much for your near-perfect score in P-Math, sorry Nola-B. ma'am.

Happy b'day to Wee Man with Mini-Ox-Like Strength, si ma'am.

[SAT 9,609]

So, 6AM this morning, my cousin's mother, rushed to hospital, unresponsive. 

That family is not having the best of luck...

[Ontarkie 14,145]

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

It is also the Troll's 4th birthday.  

Happy birthday little one 🎂

[NikLR 13,227]

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is also the Troll's 4th birthday.  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

2 hours ago, SAT said:

So, 6AM this morning, my cousin's mother, rushed to hospital, unresponsive. 

That family is not having the best of luck...

I hope she ends up okay.  It's really pouring on them. 

[SAT 9,609]

I didn't even see, happy birthday to little Dutch!

[SAT 9,609]

3 minutes ago, NikLR said:

 It's really pouring on them. 

 

Sure is....

The kid will need a kidney. His cousins will donate. They're all getting tested for match. Problem is, the kid is 20 years old, transplanted kidneys last about 12-15 years...

 

His sister, was in Vegas, instead of going home immediately, she's coming home today. 

 

[NikLR 13,227]

Sold our jeep.  Just the Mustang left.  Any takers? 

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

The take was an absolute bonanza, see man:

  -- Many (2+2+2) forks, teaspoon, tablespoon = $Many ($2+2), deal man

  -- blouse for Mrs. T-B.; Many (2x2x2-1) hardback books for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

  -- Perry Ellis belt, King sheet set, Many (2+2) dish-towels, 2 hand-towels, 2 warshcloths = 

       $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+1 + a half), steal man

  -- Many (2+1) -- yes, Many (2+1) -- very lightly used vintage heating-pads (one NIP) and without 

       automatic shutoff!!!! = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2+1 + a half), absolute steal from heaven man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2)

[TBoneTX 44,792]

We will unfortunately not have a perfect Sunday, must leave casa man.

Cuzzins are having a party; Mrs. T-B. can't go; therefore, we must, take Mini-B. too man.

 

Rant, see man:

People should NOT schedule ANY social event on a Sunday unless the contiguous Monday is a holiday, let us do laundry and prep for week and watch football in-season and nap man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

7 hours ago, NikLR said:

1.  Mustang left.

2.  Any takers?

1.  Where did the Mustang leave to, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

2.  F ix

     O r

     R epair

     D aily*, sorry ma'am

 

*F ound

 O n

 R oadside

 D ead, also ma'am