The Glass MenageRant

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

37 minutes ago, theresaL said:

You could get away with a lot more in 1969. Ah, the good ole days.

 

Gosh even 1999. I feel bad for kids nowadays between the forever of the internet and feeling pressure to look perfect for instagram.

[cdneh 3,112]

23 minutes ago, NikLR said:

When everyone didnt have a video camera aka cell phone attached to their hands 24/7

Oh absolutely :D

[Ontarkie 14,234]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Had appointment with Quack Injection Doc (QID) today, grrr man.

Sped like an illegitimate male child to arrive right on time, driven we man.

Didn't get called in for half an hour, a bit early for them to be so far behind man.

Was interviewed by Medical Assistant, take basic details she man.

Was later interviewed by Physician's Assistant, take more basic details she man.

After another half-of-half an hour, QID & PA come in, he & she man.

 

QID barely lets us say a word, prattle he man.

(PA is serving as secretary for Electronic Health Records, type she man.)

QID said, "Never in Many,000 procedures that I have performed has this happened, no man."

"The next step is an MRI with contrast, only solution man."

We asked, "Is it possible that we reacted to the steroid or amount of it, huh man?"

QID said, "That is not an issue.  We need a new MRI, with contrast, see man."

We asked, "What will another MRI so soon tell us that the old one can't, huh man?"

QID said, "There may be incidental findings, like a synovial cyst, for example man."

We asked, "Will it answer why the injection procedure failed, huh man?"

QID said, "It did not fail!  There has never been a reaction like this, no man."

We (getting urinated) asked, "Do you plan to treat the MRI, or treat the patient, huh man?"

QID said, "The next step is an MRI with contrast, only solution man."

We (silently):  "The next step is an arrogance-ectomy for you, you butthole man."

 

So we paid $Many for no answers, no clinical exam, and a bunch of preaching, grrrrRRRRRR man.

 

Later, our fizzicle therapist came over, mobilized us, helped us feel better about wasted experience above, and didn't charge us for the visit, redeem our faith she man.

That is terrible. See a different doctor this guy is a quack! 

 

I'm guessing he screwed up the shot and needs the MRI to show what he hit.

[cdneh 3,112]

16 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Gosh even 1999. I feel bad for kids nowadays between the forever of the internet and feeling pressure to look perfect for instagram.

Being the age I am is almost worth it in that sense alone.

[theresaL 408]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

Miserable night last night. Dog pacing and panting, Himself sleeping of course. The only thing that would quiet her was for me to sit at my desk, she would go under that into her bed and fall directly to sleep. As you would do with a baby, I quietly tried to sneak back to bed. Resulting in instant on, pacing and panting. I sat up until after 0300. No wonder I am tired.  The sun is out today, very nice out there. Trouble is we are due for more weather tonight, after dark again.

 

Himself (aka Chickie) is having a wonderful time yakking back and forth with his mates from 1969. Some of the stories they are swapping make me wonder how they never got into real trouble. Teenagers   He will have to get used to people calling him Bill again, not his name. That was what he used to be called before his Mother did the change-all-the-kids-names-first-last-middle because she got remarried. 

 

Oh poor doggie.  My late terrier was terrified of storms. He panted, paced, shivered, pawed me to hold him and nothing would calm him down. I tried Thundershirts, doggie downers, you name it, nada. If the smoke detector went off he thought it was sirens and started to shake and pant.

 

We have more storms predicted for tonight too but not severe like last night. Spouse and I spent 45 minutes in the city parking garage waiting out the worst of the storm last night. Didn't want hail damage to the car or drive in torrential rain. 

[TBoneTX 45,330]

14 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Seems to be doing great.

Super, si man!

14 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

is a much better cook than I am

Most chicas are, thankfully man.

14 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Has been to Many comic book movies with me .

Number of mutually attended comic book movies precised, lapse in P-Math no laughing matter man!  

[TBoneTX 45,330]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

"I'm moving somewhere more progressive, that's it"

We hear that Arkansas is hip, groovy, and moderne, consider there Nola-B. ma'am.

Roadkill is of very high quality, certainly ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,330]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

there must be some aspect of forced socialization that they are trying to accomplish under the "team building"

Way to get oneself excused is to enter the room with wild eyes and exclaim, "I hate people, animals, and things, si man!"

Or, more simply, "There is no 'i' in 'team,' so I'm outta here, bye man!"

[TBoneTX 45,330]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

I sat up until after 0Many00.

Time of up-sitting precised, see Eh ma'am.

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

wonderful time yakking back and forth with his mates from 1ManyManyMany. Some of the stories they are swapping

Year of mating precised, see Eh ma'am.

This experience is adding indescribably to his quality of life, encourage it Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,330]

10 hours ago, theresaL said:

You could get away with a lot more in 1ManyManyMany.

Ah, the good ole days.

Year of away-getting precised, you need to learn P-Math  TL ma'am.

"Rah, rah rumble seats and running boards!  Them was the good old days, si man..."

[TBoneTX 45,330]

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  That is terrible. See a different doctor this guy is a quack! 

2.  I'm guessing he screwed up the shot and needs the MRI to show what he hit.

1.  Guy is chief of entire spine center at large clinic, with outside professorships, egad man.

      Clinic sent us evaluation forms, and we absolutely barbecued him, vulcanized man.

2.  We shall use the MRI in this way, great idea D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,330]

We suspect that we reacted to the type of steroid or its amount, flood our canal we man.

Did tolerably well on first full day after Fizzicle Therapist's mobilization of us, hopeful we man...

Edited May 2, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,330]

7 hours ago, theresaL said:

Didn't want hail damage to the car or drive in torrential rain. 

Hail damage is between you & your insurance co., hail hail the gang's all here TL ma'am.

However, several of our pre-owned toilet seats can be used as flotation devices*, order yours today ma'am.

 

*mandatory inventory for casa and cars, order yours today man

[TBoneTX 45,330]

Mini-B. has to give a book presentation tomorrow at skool, present wee man.

His chosen book is "Sonic the Hedgehog:  Fallout!", see man.

We were practicing with him and told him to be energetic, we coach wee man.

He began jumping up & down while speaking, a little TOO much man.

 

Mini-B. has never been shy about public speaking, no man.

He will eventually be an excellent Sales Director for our POTS empire, inherit it all one day wee man.

We gain pleasure in envisioning him as an eventual Business Typhoon, run it all wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,330]

9 hours ago, cdneh said:

Being the age I am is almost worth it in that sense alone.

You're only Many years old, remember Eh ma'am.