The Glass MenageRant

[cdneh 3,112]

Well, I've just had an interesting electric bill in the post. -$76.  

[cdneh 3,112]

16 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Spent this morning finalizing taxes, then bank, a few other places. 

Fushing buddies are calling me up, "we're killing the striped bass, where are you?!"

I'm like, @x¥®£$#.....

Life, eh?

[SAT 9,609]

14 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Well, I've just had an interesting electric bill in the post. -$76.  

 

That's like dirt cheap...

[Ontarkie 14,145]

Looks like they over billed you last month. I hate when they do estimates. 

[cdneh 3,112]

13 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Looks like they over billed you last month. I hate when they do estimates. 

Himself has got to the bottom of it. When we first moved here, being new customers, we had to put a deposit on the account. Seems they have worked out we do actually pay them every month, so they are in the process of refunding it. 

Seems we are also due  a repayment of "Capital Credits allocated" to the account. Huh.

Edited April 25, 2019 by cdneh

[Ontarkie 14,145]

Ah that is good. I forgot about that. 

[cdneh 3,112]

3 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Ah that is good. I forgot about that. 

So did we!

[Ontarkie 14,145]

Well it stopped raining long enough for me to make a ramp for the ducks to get to the ground. Sadly none of them came down they were to chicken 🙄

 

 

Poor ducks are not getting as fancy digs like the chickens. Too nice for me to be called a Hillbilly I've been told

 

[SAT 9,609]

It's gonna pour here tomorrow...

[TBoneTX 44,792]

13 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

It poured cats and dogs last night. Stopped when I went to let the chickens out and feed the ducks

Did the poured cats & dogs chase the chickens & ducks, huh D ma'am?

[TBoneTX 44,792]

13 hours ago, Asia said:

heat wave (it's been more than Many 'F this week)

You call THAT a heat wave, oj huh?

It has to be at least MANY degrees before it qualifies as that, oj tak and  ma'am.

Unaware Asia!  Unaware, UNAWARE Asia!

13 hours ago, Asia said:

some Sahara dust

We get this all the time in Texas, oj tak.

Texas Much dust, Poland less, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

12 hours ago, SAT said:

my mother [...] She's driving me ###### crazy. 

= The Job Of Mothers, si man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

12 hours ago, SAT said:

at the zoo. He says it's been like this nuts since the free handout. 

And Nueva York's all-wise mayor is banning hot dogs and processed meats, glorious place to reside man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

ramp for the ducks to get to the ground. Sadly none of them came down they were to chicken

If they were too turkey, they could be Turduckens, even more edible man.

In fact, why all this construction when you could be eating them right now, huh and duh ma'am?

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Too nice for me to be called a Hillbilly

You stop denying your DNA heritage this minute,  D ma'am!

Ungrateful Ontarklar!  Ungrateful, UNGRATEFUL Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

We wanted to throttle Mrs. T-B. today, grrrr man.

 

Mini-B. had a long-known-about award ceremony today at skool, get certificate wee man.

Mrs. T-B. made sure that this was on his & our schedule, organize she man.

 

We leave POTS headquarters early, despite continuing record-breaking business man.

POTS corporate helicopter unavailable, running POTS donation missions to African orphanages man.

POTS limousine caught in beastly traffic, move it man.

Jeeves refused to chauffeur us aggressively enough, wimp he man.

We push him from the driver's seat and take it over ourself, in-charge we man.

We drive like an illegitimate male child and arrive just before ceremony's start, miracle man.

No sign of Mrs. T-B. or Mini-B., and no answer to text or calls, no and no and no and no man.

 

Ceremony starts, progress man.

We duck outside to call Mrs. T-B. urgently, absent she man.

No answer, no man.

 

Mini-B.'s name is read, read wee name man.

Ceremony nearing completion, irritated we man.

Mrs. T-B. calls us, call we she man:  "We can see you -- we're almost there," quoth she man.

 

Mini-B. enters first, enter wee man.

He has been bathed, tipped off by wet uncombed hair wee man.

He takes certificate & joins group about half a minute before ceremony ends, barely in time man.

Mrs. T-B. says, "Are we too late?", grrrRRRRR man.

 

After ceremony, Mrs. T-B. says, "I was cooking and didn't see the time," ADD she man.

We consciously didn't mention the unnecessary bath given to Mini-B., no mention we man.

There are times (in fact, all of them) that we want to be with the rubias, grrrrRRRRR man.