The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 44,792]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

She's a beauty Tbone!

So she says and thinks, si Eh ma'am.

She is also not a rubia, say we man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Cat prep zzz man.

Many ESs/GSs tomorrow, rise & shine we man.

Mornin', absent Commie-, N-Many00-reschedulin', and other babes with Fort Knox-security-level reputation points!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Duluth is a Many-hour drive, huh Nola-B. ma'am?  Could you drive in the night before, do the interview and possibly the ceremony if same-day, then beat it back, huh ma'am?  You'd be dead upon return, but thrilled to have it all over, si ma'am.

 

That is what the Dane is doing, by himself.

 

There are no major highways between there and here and I've been on the first 2 hours of the drive before when we went to Bemidji. 

 

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,085]

14 hours ago, cdneh said:

She's a beauty Tbone!

Pretty sure he's always talking about rubias to keep other guys away, man...

[janet3 1,170]

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

So she says and thinks, si Eh ma'am.

She is also not a rubia, say we man.

As a rubia (well....maintained with the help of a hairdresser) I can attest that your wife is beautiful....and obviously a very smart, caring and patient woman 😉

[TBoneTX 44,792]

16 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

There are no major highways between there and here

You must really live in the boonies, si Nola-B. ma'am.

During your period of summer (those couple of days in July or August), it must be really scenic, scee man.

We hope that the N-Many00 appearance goes well, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

13 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Pretty sure he's always talking about rubias to keep other guys away, man...

No, man; we always talk about rubias because they are integral to life, see man.

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

As a rubia (well....maintained with the help of a hairdresser)

Rubia JMany ma'am!  Rubia, RUBIA JMany ma'am!    

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

I can attest that your wife is beautiful

Optometrist*-needing JMany ma'am!  Optometrist-needing, OPTOMETRIST-NEEDING JMany ma'am!

   *because it's too hard to spell "ophthalmologist," see man

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

and obviously a very smart, caring and patient woman

Well, she's our final wife for now, si JMany ma'am...

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We visited all but one itineraried GS/ES, intrepid we man.  The take, see man:

  -- Many (2+2) old books for Mini-B. = Many ($2+1), steal man

  -- Many (2x2x2x2+1) matching pink towels/warshcloths/bathmat for amiga of Mrs. T-B.; 

        jeweled fuzzy dice for Mrs.-T-B.-mobile = $Many ($2x2x2x2+2+2), steal man

  -- Many (2+2+1) books for Mini-B.; monogrammed hand-towel = $Many ($2x2x2-1), OK man

  -- silk Lord & Taylor tie = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2)

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Eventful Saturday, si man.

No warm water in shower or for shaving, none man.

Mrs. T-B. called for plumber, inspect man.

 

After GS/ES-ing, mowed front lawn, mow mow mow your lawn we man.

Decided also to run over neighbor's front lawn, sick of looking at it man.

Leaf-blew detritus off our pavement, Clean for Gene man.

Just as we finished, the skies opened with big fat Texas raindrops, build an Ark man.

For about half a minute, also rained hail-sized peas, pea man.

There is nothing like finishing mow-lawning just before a deluge, perfect timing man.

 

Showered in cold water, sweat anyway we man.

Took Many-hour ([2+1]-hour) nap with cat, zzz we with miu man.

 

Mrs. T-B. reported that plumber went in search of blown water-heater thermocouple, search he man.

Plumber couldn't find correct thermocouple, not at Home Despot or Lowe's man.

Will try supply house on Sunday when place opens, perhaps luckier there man.

If can't find, we can order part or get new heater, latter probably faster man.

 

Meanwhile, dished the warsher, water hopefully heated by machine man.

Warshered 2 loads in cold water, with cycles set on "demolish" to compensate man.

Seemingly OK laundry outcome, seems to we man.

 

Nothing like cold-water grooming, Are We Man Enough man.

Mini-B. is NOT going to abide ice-cold water, no abide wee man.

This is going to be fun, whoopee man.

 

[TBoneTX 44,792]

As is well-known, we have one CPA per month for the POTS business, necessary man.

One of 'em messed up his cipherin', hosed the return man.

We got it out-straightened, but he (unlike us) is in hot water, fry he man.

We will probably kill him by the neck until dead, then fire him, bye man.

 

Our POTS revenue last year, as in previous years, was $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, approximate figure man.

With tax credits/waivers, our tax due is $0.00, integral to many economies man.

We thus maintain our firm reputation as a Business Typhoon, satisfied we man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie-, fake-rubia, and other babes with massively allocatable rep-point inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Showered in cold water, sweat anyway we man.

Took Many-hour ([2+1]-hour) nap with cat, zzz we with miu man.

 

Mrs. T-B. reported that plumber went in search of blown water-heater thermocouple, search he man.

Plumber couldn't find correct thermocouple, not at Home Despot or Lowe's man.

Will try supply house on Sunday when place opens, perhaps luckier there man.

If can't find, we can order part or get new heater, latter probably faster man.

 

Meanwhile, dished the warsher, water hopefully heated by machine man.

Warshered 2 loads in cold water, with cycles set on "demolish" to compensate man.

Seemingly OK laundry outcome, seems to we man.

 

Nothing like cold-water grooming, Are We Man Enough man.

Mini-B. is NOT going to abide ice-cold water, no abide wee man.

This is going to be fun, whoopee man.

 

 

How old is your water heater? Some of them have quite a short built-in lifespan, like 6 or 7 years.

 

I wash my clothes on cold only and given that it is municipal water, it is like 33-34°F at least half of the year. 

[NikLR 13,227]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

How old is your water heater? Some of them have quite a short built-in lifespan, like 6 or 7 years.

 

I wash my clothes on cold only and given that it is municipal water, it is like 33-34°F at least half of the year. 

I also wash  my clothes on tap cold (there is a cold setting on my washing machine that makes it colder) 

[Lil bear 4,087]

2 minutes ago, NikLR said:

I also wash  my clothes on tap cold (there is a cold setting on my washing machine that makes it colder) 

Another one here ! Tap water wash only.  ... and I have resisted getting a clothes dryer ...  but I am strongly considering the need for POTS.. if only to assist the TX economy ...  considering ...mmmm let me think about that ! 

[NikLR 13,227]

3 hours ago, Lil bear said:

Another one here ! Tap water wash only.  ... and I have resisted getting a clothes dryer ...  but I am strongly considering the need for POTS.. if only to assist the TX economy ...  considering ...mmmm let me think about that ! 

Oh I have a dryer.  I hate crinkly clothes.  Plus the weather is too unpredictable for outside drying.