The Glass MenageRant

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

Thinking of NikLR this morning. My friend who lives South of Denver texted me a picture of his thermometer which read 10 degrees. Also hoping the snow in MN/ND doesn't reach 4-6 inches as Nola is forecasting. We could all use a strong bout of Spring time right about now.

[SAT 9,609]

An acquaintance

 

https://nypost.com/2019/04/11/off-duty-nypd-cop-on-way-to-work-dies-in-queens-motorcycle-crash/

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Sorry, Steveklar man.  

[TBoneTX 45,006]

2 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

We could all use a strong bout of Spring time right about now

Texas springtime weather thoroughly sprung, elsewhere unsprung, emphasis man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Dane said the overland flooding was beginning to creep up on the roadway this morning. For those not aware, this is basically when the ditches fill with water and the nearby fields become lakes. The roadway is raised several feet above the fields, but perhaps this was an area where it was only a foot or so. I can't imagine that will get better before I go on call for the weekend tomorrow night. I think we are supposed to get Many-Many" of snow.

LPoP and unread, no see man.

 

We wish to state, hypothetically, the consideration that overland flooding can creep onto roadways, by means of filled ditches and fields that become lakes.  Unless roadways are raised several feet above fields, apply caution if going on-call for the weekend, si Nola-B. ma'am.

If you are predicted to get Many" of snow,  and Texas weather Many etc. ma'am.

But the above is all hypothetical, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

But why?

Why what, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

Why are wive$ expen$ive, huh man?  It's already in, or becomes, their natures, $igh man.

Why pay convenience-store prices for bread, huh man?  So Mini-B. has breakfast, ingest wee man.

Why out-bail Mrs. T-B., huh man?  We don't want panicked calls from freeway-strandings, no man.

(Actually, this last presents a possible opportunity to consort with the rubias, hmmm man...)

[TBoneTX 45,006]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

We are definitely expensive.

If you freely admit thi$ truth, then why a$k why, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Dane isn't spending $Many on a tube of concealer.

[sound of Tarklar hitting floor in dead faint, financial $hock man]

[TBoneTX 45,006]

At some recent point, Mrs. T-B. used two of the buns necessary for our Thurs-Fri lunches, ADD she man.

We discovered this concomitantly with going to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, double whammy man.

This led to the further discovery of the Great Casa Bread-Shortage, hat trick man.

 

We confronted the nearly asleep Mrs. T-B. with the above, confront she we man.

However, we gently mentioned it without going aysheep, restrained we man.

She sleepily murmured, "Gracias for not going aysheep," murmur sleepy she man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Minnesota is kind of in a bad way right now.

 

 

Those blue circles are roads that are flooded out. Pink/purple are roads that aren't safe to drive on due to snow.

Edited April 12, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Minnesota needs to relocate itself to where it doesn't snow and therefore will not flood from snowmelt, obvious man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Mrs. T-B. changed clothes Many (2+2) times with thorough self-mirror-inspections before leaving for the "jeem,"  man.

[Lil bear 4,139]

19 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. changed clothes Many (2+2) times with thorough self-mirror-inspections before leaving for the "jeem,"  man.

You should realise by now that the “look “ is essential to the effectiveness of the visit. !! 

[TBoneTX 45,006]

What's the big deal, if she's merely going to get all sweaty regardless of how she's attired, huh LB ma'am?

 

On the bright side, maybe she is trying to attract a Rojo, redhead man man.

Her success would free us to consort with the rubias, we with she she she she she she man.

This sounds like a win-win, whee man!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

22 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

What's the big deal, if she's merely going to get all sweaty regardless of how she's attired, huh LB ma'am?

 

On the bright side, maybe she is trying to attract a Rojo, redhead man man.

Her success would free us to consort with the rubias, we with she she she she she she man.

This sounds like a win-win, whee man!

 Getting dressed in a certain way makes some women feel good about themselves.  I think it is really nice for you too that she cares about her appearance.

 

Unlike a lot of teenagers and girls in their early 20s who I've seen lately who seem to think that wearing sweatpants everyday is a good look, especially when those sweatpants look like you've got a load in a diaper in the back.  Or, what is every prevalent in this part of the country, women in their 50s/60s who start twinning their husbands---same haircut, same sweatshirt, and same ill-fitting jeans.

 

 

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 Getting dressed in a certain way makes some women feel good about themselves.  I think it is really nice for you too that she cares about her appearance.

 

Unlike a lot of teenagers and girls in their early 20s who I've seen lately who seem to think that wearing sweatpants everyday is a good look, especially when those sweatpants look like you've got a load in a diaper in the back.  Or, what is every prevalent in this part of the country, women in their 50s/60s who start twinning their husbands---same haircut, same sweatshirt, and same ill-fitting jeans.

 

 

Twinning? Hahaha, never heard of it but I can say La Colombiana will commit suicide before choosing to resemble me in any way. And as for me twinning her... well, you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.