The Glass MenageRant

[NikLR 13,227]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Sometimes I wish we had a toilet. 

 

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So, Nikkie, master, or mistress rather, of working out... how do I incorporate deadlifting into my workout routine? I've been doing these Les Mills workouts for a while with lower weights with high repetitions, so I thought I'd try it, and it isn't so bad. I was terribly worried about my back, but it seems that was an unfounded fear.  Anyways, how often should I do it and how many reps am I looking for? Am I supposed to be going for the max I can lift or within my comfort zone?

Its a compound lift so you'd want to do it after warming up.  If you're worried about your back try sumo style vs conventional.  I wouldnt deadlift more than twice a week and I tend to make it a heavier lift.  Mine are generally 3 x 4-6 reps at 85%of my 1rm, but start out with lower reps.  8-12 it think.  

If strength is something you want try 5x5 with all your sets.  

[NikLR 13,227]

Kidlet is here in a week.  

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We sell these as adjunctive devices sometimes, but with no warranty, Your Own Risk ma'am.

We do have a full line of POTSs for outhouses, Porta-Potties, and holes in the ground, You're In Luck ma'am.

All but a few of our POTSs are ergonomically suitable to protect backs, Hat Trick ma'am.

If they are so back protective, what is up with yours?

 

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

Its a compound lift so you'd want to do it after warming up.  If you're worried about your back try sumo style vs conventional.  I wouldnt deadlift more than twice a week and I tend to make it a heavier lift.  Mine are generally 3 x 4-6 reps at 85%of my 1rm, but start out with lower reps.  8-12 it think.  

If strength is something you want try 5x5 with all your sets.  

Thanks! Strength is where I am going for sure. A fair number of the people I work with aren't in great shape, but the agency I'll be doing clinicals at next year is different.  I'm kind of scared to find out my max, but I can probably guess it, and backtrack from there.

 

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

Kidlet is here in a week.  

 

Any fun plans?

[TBoneTX 45,361]

49 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

If they are so back protective, what is up with yours?

Ours at the casa are installed for ornamental reasons, She Who Must Be Obeyed man.

[NikLR 13,227]

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

If they are so back protective, what is up with yours?

 

Thanks! Strength is where I am going for sure. A fair number of the people I work with aren't in great shape, but the agency I'll be doing clinicals at next year is different.  I'm kind of scared to find out my max, but I can probably guess it, and backtrack from there.

 

Any fun plans?

Use math for max.  I never do an actual 1rm. 3rm at most. 

We're going to animefest. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Some grass was finally starting to peek through.

 

Then, snow today, snow tomorrow.  

 

Big river is flooding. There is only one route and one bridge left to the big hospital. Let us hope that the snow doesn't cause increased river rise.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Lady rant: I've been cramping and bloating for days, but no period. It is all weird and off because I'm still breastfeeding.  I am so uncomfortable.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Continuation of lady rant: I'm on day 47 on my first post-baby cycle. My first one after the troll was 74 days. KILL ME NOW if it is going to take that long.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

21 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Some grass was finally starting to peek through.

Not supposed to happen till July, anomaly ma'am.

22 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Then, snow today, snow tomorrow.  

     Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2-2-2-2) degrees here, Texas weather Many ma'am.

23 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Big river is flooding. There is only one route and one bridge left to the big hospital.

This is not good, no ma'am.  Sincere hopes for improvement or no deterioration in situation, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

19 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Lady rant / Continuation of lady rant

FALLOPIAN CHAT, MAN!  ALERT ALERT ALERT MAN!  AVERT AVERT AVERT EYES MAN!  WARNING WARNING WARNING MAN!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

We report yet another instance of having to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile emergently at midnight, ADD she man.

We also had to spend nearly $Many for a bread loaf to replenish what Mrs. T-B. forgot to buy, ADD she man.

There went the Many (2+2+1) cents/gallon savings from having used the company's credit card at the pump, sigh man.

Wives = expen$ive, $igh man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Underling at the POTS facility had a wedding shower today, down the tubes soon he man.

We gave him an irreverent card with a $Many00 check inside for a new dishwarsher, expressed need man.

We then docked his pay for that amount for goofing off with a wedding shower instead of working, savvy we man.

There is nothing like real-world validation of our financial success as a prominent Business Typhoon, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Zzz-ing cat sprawled in our lap like an exploded pillow with a twitching tail, miu zzz man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-, fallopian-chatting, and other babes with unconscionably withheld reputation-point inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We report yet another instance of having to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile emergently at midnight, ADD she man.

We also had to spend nearly $Many for a bread loaf to replenish what Mrs. T-B. forgot to buy, ADD she man.

There went the Many (2+2+1) cents/gallon savings from having used the company's credit card at the pump, sigh man.

Wives = expen$ive, $igh man.

 

But why?

 

We are definitely expensive.  The Dane isn't spending $28 on a tube of concealer.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

This is not good, no ma'am.  Sincere hopes for improvement or no deterioration in situation, si ma'am.

The Dane said the overland flooding was beginning to creep up on the roadway this morning. For those not aware, this is basically when the ditches fill with water and the nearby fields become lakes. The roadway is raised several feet above the fields, but perhaps this was an area where it was only a foot or so. I can't imagine that will get better before I go on call for the weekend tomorrow night. I think we are supposed to get 4-6" of snow.