The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Several of our POTS models can be used as flotation devices, si Nola-B. ma'am.

Order yours today, si ma'am!

[SAT 9,609]

3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 ambulance into flood waters.

 

Do you guys call it a "bus"?

[TBoneTX 45,361]

We (more precisely, our people) have outfitted entire buses with eminently comfortable pre-owned toilet seats, luxury man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

41 minutes ago, SAT said:

Do you guys call it a "bus"?

No. We call them rigs. They are even programmed in my phone as "Rig #1,2,3, etc."

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,361]

All can be readily rigged with pre-owned toilet seats, luxurious man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Email from work today: Please don't drive the ambulance into flood waters.

Me: If there is one of us that would do that, please don't schedule me with them in the future.

LPoP and unread, no see ma'am.

 

However, it randomly occurs to us that it is unwise to drive vehicles, such as ambulances, into floodwaters, ouch man.

It follows that it would be equally unwise to pair up with anyone who would do so, caution man.

For your safety, be sure to follow our sage advice, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

We just off-polished the remaining 1/Many'rd of a family-sized pack of Cheaps Ahoy, ingest we man.

Mini-B. will be quite angry with us tomorrow, tough luck wee man.

This was one of our Saturday purchases at Big Lots for Many% off, cheap Cheaps Ahoy man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Scintillating repartee so far this morning, yawn man.

Happy Columbus Day #Many (there are multiple such) in Poland, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Scintillating repartee all day today, yawn man.

You all must be trying to decide on your preferred Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, got it first try man.

 

A neighborhood transformer blew again, and the casa was de-lighted for Many (2+2+1) hours*, egad man.

We would like to know why all our flashlights work perfectly until they're needed, convenient deaths man.

 

*outages this brief would be a pleasant improvement in Many'rd-world countries like Ciudad de Nueva York, man

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

On 4/8/2019 at 11:42 AM, TBoneTX said:

Several of our POTS models can be used as flotation devices, si Nola-B. ma'am.

Order yours today, si ma'am!

 

Sometimes I wish we had a toilet. 

 

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So, Nikkie, master, or mistress rather, of working out... how do I incorporate deadlifting into my workout routine? I've been doing these Les Mills workouts for a while with lower weights with high repetitions, so I thought I'd try it, and it isn't so bad. I was terribly worried about my back, but it seems that was an unfounded fear.  Anyways, how often should I do it and how many reps am I looking for? Am I supposed to be going for the max I can lift or within my comfort zone?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

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I've finished my term paper for my capstone class. I'm taking my final exams for it this week.

 

Then, I've just a short paper on the Turing machine to write over the weekend, and 2 more exams for my Number Theory class to go.

 

 

Allllllmmooooooooost done. It is so close I can taste it.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

34 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Sometimes I wish we had a toilet.

We sell these as adjunctive devices sometimes, but with no warranty, Your Own Risk ma'am.

We do have a full line of POTSs for outhouses, Porta-Potties, and holes in the ground, You're In Luck ma'am.

35 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I was terribly worried about my back

All but a few of our POTSs are ergonomically suitable to protect backs, Hat Trick ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

37 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

how do I incorporate deadlifting into my workout routine?

Wait till Mr. Nola-B. is asleep, then lift him off the bed or couch, that's how ma'am.

37 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

how many reps am I looking for?

"Many," obvious answer ma'am.

34 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

2 more exams for my Number Theory class

These are really easy at the University of Poland, oj tak.

34 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is so close I can taste it.

Then you must buy one, two, or Many pre-owned toilet seats to celebrate, si ma'am.

We recommend our commemorative "Congratulations, Graduate!" model, very special ma'am.

It imprints those words on your cheeks when you sit on it, try finding THAT anywhere else ma'am.

Order yours today before the spring rush, be ahead of the power curve ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Our caucus to get our back shot up with meat-tenderizer is April Many'nd, approaching man.

We are under firm orders to discontinue aspirin & ibuprofen for a FULL WEEK beforehand, torment man.

We shall be an immobile ball of abject pain within 2 or Many days, don't see an easy solution man...

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-, studious, and other babes with zealously withheld rep-point inventories!