The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,361]

We have to stay up another Many minutes to fold Laundry Load #2 and de-dish the warsher, late start man.

Sadly, we are falling asleep as we thus dawdle, twice during the typing of this post alone man.

[NikLR 13,227]

Sanded and clearcoated the headlights on the Acura.  Seems to be a lot of work for a car I'm selling.  Im not sure where to price the car at.  It's older than some for sale but has less miles?  Those also dont have leather or sunroofs. There's damage on the passenger door, front bumper (which was there when we purchased) and it's fading on the spoiler.  But for a 2003 it's in pretty good condition and besides the srs light, works perfectly mechanically speaking.  I think 2000 and take 1800 for it? 

 

Hubs installed mudflaps on his FoRS.  I get my FiST done next. He was supposed to install the shocks on the XJ this weekend so I can sell it.  😐  That was the plan when he bought his fun ride.... I hate nagging directly and Ive already indirectly said it 2 or 3 times.

 

[NikLR 13,227]

As a side note, i make food for his lunches and he doesn't eat it.  Now it's all in the garbage and it's such a waste of money and time.  I think I'll empty out the  bottom freezer and freeze the next batch so at least Im not chucking out uneaten meal prep. 

 

Edited April 7, 2019 by NikLR
Small phone keyboards are the devil

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Sanded and clearcoated the headlights on the Acura.  Seems to be a lot of work for a car I'm selling.  Im not sure where to price the car at.  It's older than some for sale but has less miles?  Those also dont have leather or sunroofs. There's damage on the passenger door, front bumper (which was there when we purchased) and it's fading on the spoiler.  But for a 2003 it's in pretty good condition and besides the srs light, works perfectly mechanically speaking.  I think 2000 and take 1800 for it? 

 

 

 

 

Sounds about right...

 

You could have just buffed out the headlights with a good wax too. 

 

I've gotta change all 4 rotors on the Yukon. They're all rusty and pitted from sitting all winter. And the parking brake cable broke. 

[SAT 9,609]

 

I was wondering what happened with my taxes that I dropped off a month ago. My accountant texted me, from his hospital bed...

<Sigh>

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 hours ago, NikLR said:

As a side note, i make food for his lunches and he doesn't eat it.  Now it's all in the garbage and it's such a waste of money and time.  I think I'll empty out the  bottom freezer and freeze the next batch so at least Im not chucking out uneaten meal prep. 

 

My husband does this about 20-30% of the time, but he just usually forgets to bring it with.

 

Then, he wonders why I've stopped making him lunch.

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,236]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

When do they become adults/fat/eatable, huh D ma'am?

10 weeks the yellow 2 yellow ones will be ready. They will be full size and become eating machines. 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

After the two community GSs, we returned to the casa and took Mini-B. to Home Despot to build a birdcasa we take wee man.

Mini-B. has a fine mechanical eye, see sharply wee man.

Before the point of no return, he noted that he had a piece backwards, amelioration man.

As planned, Mrs. T-B. showed up halfway through to encourage him and take fotos, proud she man.

Mini-B. then creatively painted the birdcasa, artistic wee man.

He & Mrs. T-B. then took birdcasa to show Mama T-B., proud senior she man.

 

After GS-ing/ES-ing, we got the oil changed in the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, crisis stage man.

We then took the T-B.-mobile for the same, timely stage man.

The Mrs.-T-B.-mobile was fed with Many half-of-half-gallons of Peak Full Synthetic ManyWMany, notable man.

This batch had been bought at Dollar General on closeout for $2 + half a buck each, steal man.

As usual, we were pleased with our Cheap Gringo's sharp eye of thriftiness, self-pleased we man.

The kids love the workshops. So much fun. 

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

After a much-needed shower and nap-with-cat, we went to Big Lots for Many%-off Day, save we man.

(Sale is running on Sunday, too, notify we you man.)

We spent only $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 2), still in good shape from last sale man.

I saw the signs when at Petco. We bought a couch and love seat there like 3 yrs ago and it's holding up way better then one we paid way more for. 

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We really dig our new warshing-machine, high-tech stuff man.

The fastest of the Many (2+2) spin speeds saves dryer time, time = money man.

 

Furthermore, there is a mechanism to unlock the lid when necessary, about time man.

Old machine had none, grrrr man.

When contents got out of balance, old machine would keep refilling & agitating, interminable man.

Only way to intervene was to yank plug from wall, not big overexaggeration man.

We are glad that old machine was curbsided, good riddance man.

I love the unlock feature. 

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Supposed to rain and possibly storm like an illegitimate male child here on Sunday, prepare we man.

We are happy to have no formal out-of-casa commitments, in-staying we man.

Although we might venture out to Big Lots again, call of the Savings Sirens man...

Pouring cats and gods here. The ducks are enjoying it but they are not sure about the thunder. They keep running back into their house. 

 

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have to stay up another Many minutes to fold Laundry Load #2 and de-dish the warsher, late start man.

Sadly, we are falling asleep as we thus dawdle, twice during the typing of this post alone man.

I was up past 1am getting it dried. I went to be and folded it this morning. 

 

8 hours ago, NikLR said:

As a side note, i make food for his lunches and he doesn't eat it.  Now it's all in the garbage and it's such a waste of money and time.  I think I'll empty out the  bottom freezer and freeze the next batch so at least Im not chucking out uneaten meal prep. 

 

Ya I would have stopped long ago. No point freezing them either he still won't eat it. 

 

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

My husband does this about 20-30% of the time, but he just usually forgets to bring it with.

 

Then, he wonders why I've stopped making him lunch.

 

 

Same here. 

 

[NikLR 13,227]

At least if I freeze it, he has 6 months to eat it.  Lol

[TBoneTX 45,361]

15 hours ago, NikLR said:

I hate nagging directly

What kind of a wife dislikes nagging directly, huh huh huh ma'am?

You should (if not done already) insert ring in his nose and drag him around by it, si ma'am.

His only permissible responses are "Yes, Dear!"  "No, Dear!"  "Whatever you say, Dear!", si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

15 hours ago, NikLR said:

i make food for his lunches and he doesn't eat it. 

Many (2+1) or Many (2+2) years ago, Mrs. T-B. made our lunches, usually she man.

Then she once made us "air" sandwiches (bread with no contents), ADD she man.

We have made our own lunches ever since, sidestep ADD by she we man.

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I've stopped making him lunch.

Bad Nola-B. ma'am!  Bad, BAD Nola-B. ma'am!

 

Thought for the Day, see man:  "making him lunch" can also be what cannibals do, ingest he man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

the yellow 2 yellow ones will be ready. They will be full size and become eating

Will you serve them with orange sauce, or how, huh D ma'am?

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Pouring cats and gods here.

Ye gods, D ma'am!

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I was up past 1am getting it dried. I went to be

We were up till Many a.m., truncated zzz we man.  What did you went to be, huh D ma'am?

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Ya I would have stopped long ago.

Bad D ma'am!  Bad, BAD D ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

We did not leave the casa today, perfect Sunday man.

Around noon, it began storming like an illegitimate male child, build an Ark man.

Lasted about 2 or Many hours, world seemingly ending man.

Mini-B. was impressed with the display of the elements, impressed wee man.

 

Storm didn't interfere with our Many (2+2) laundry loads, so we paid it no mind, no man.

Later, we napped-with-cat, much-needed zzz man.

Later, the sun came out, sunny afternoon man.

Later, we, Mrs. T-B., Mini-B., & cat watched AFV as a family, perfect attendance man.

Later, we idly considered returning to Big Lots, but not leaving the casa = a perfect Sunday, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie-babes and all other babes hoarding their reputation points for unknown reasons!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

National Days this week for which you need a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, order today man:

 

Mon., April Many'th

National All Is Ours Day = call your family's new POTS "ours" by ordering today

 

Tues., April Many'th

National Cherish an Antique Day = pre-owned means antique in the POTS world, so order today

 

Wed., April Many'th

National Farm Animals Day = Ontarklar's chickens and ducks say to order your POTS today

 

Thurs., April Many'th

National Teach Children to Save Day = teach yours to save the planet via your newly purchased (recycled) POTS

 

Fri., April Many'th

National Big Wind Day = break big wind while atop your newly purchased POTS

 

Sat., April Many'th

National Thomas Jefferson Day = TJ penned the Many'th Amendment ("Order a POTS today")

 

Sun., April Many'th

National Reach as High as You Can Day = aspire to order one POTS -- or more!

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Email from work today: Please don't drive the ambulance into flood waters.

 

Me: If there is one of us that would do that, please don't schedule me with them in the future.