The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Official Thread-Laundress Report, see man;

Because of the nonoperable warsher, and because the new one arrives only on Wed., and because Sunday is mandatory for laundry, we patronized a warshateria, first time in approximately Many (2x2x2x2) years man.

 

We dragged ourself from bed and the casa far too early, Many (2x2x2+2) a.m. man.

We still feared being too late for the crush of Mexicans, apprehensive we man.

However, the inside traffic was surprisingly light until we left at 1 p.m., pleasant surprise man.

 

We did Many-&-a-half (2+2+half) loads in Many (2+1) hours, sure beats one-by-one at the casa man.

However, it cost $Many ($2x2x2x2+2+1) in half-of-half-dollars, how do poor people afford this weekly man.

Even though our casa dryer works, we could not tote Many-&-a-half loads of wet laundry home, no man.

Still, pretty efficient to arrive and leave after full warsh/bake/fold in just the Many (2+1) hours, conclude we man.

 

The above were only the essential loads, discriminating we man.

The towels & sheets can wait until the new warsher is delivered, Wednesday man.

Thus endeths our official Thread Laundress report, official we man.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

8 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

unless maybe I had the license to screw with the participants like saying... may Allah bless your union to a Christian couple, or vice versa.

Ecumenical R man!  Ecumenical, ECUMENICAL R man!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

It is prehistoric, what with having to dodge the road apples, more accurately Nola-B. ma'am.

 

Yeah, those sugar beets get all over the place and it is like driving over rocks.

 

Bigger issue this time of year is that there is a herd of deer that have decided they basically live on the rural highway. It is ridiculous. They absolutely must cross the road as you approach.

 

[TBoneTX 45,365]

We don't want to make our lunches, no man.

And it's cold outside, like in the Manys ([2+2+1]s), outrageous man!

Just now, N-o-l-a said:

It is ridiculous. They absolutely must cross the road as you approach.

Oh, deer, man.

Here, we'd shoot them before they had the chance, si man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

9 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Oh, deer, man.

Here, we'd shoot them before they had the chance, si man.

Really only several days of open hunting season a year in Minnesota because of the number of hunters.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Maybe they can declare open season on hunters, to thin the herd, huh ma'am?

Edited April 1, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,365]

At the warshateria, we saw a rubia doing her laundry, see man.

We noticed that she had a very confused look on her face, notice we she man.

We asked her what was wrong, ask we she man.

She said, "The tag on this shirt says to warsh with like colors, but it doesn't say like what colors."

[TBoneTX 45,365]

It's not even anywhere near midnight, and we are ready for bed, need zzz we man.

We are going to pop Heap HEAP HEAP strong back-medicine, knock ourself out man.

Cat is asleep on bed, so it is almost certainly prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with exorbitant reputation-point inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

VJ crashed I tell ya...

[TBoneTX 45,365]

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[TBoneTX 45,365]

13 minutes ago, SAT said:

VJ crashed I tell ya...

It reopened upon request from us so that everyone could purchase their POTSs for the week, that's what happened man...

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Scintillating repartee, yawn man.

 

In thrilling news that is sure to spawn convo, we have updated our fast-food coupons for the month, whee man.

We have a large envelope into which go all coupons, in man.

They are arranged by emporium and item, and clipped by date, organized we man.

Anyone desirous of a particular menu selection need only mention it for rapid reply, courteous we man.

This organization and customer awareness pervades our POTS activities, order your POTS today man.

[NikLR 13,227]

On 3/31/2019 at 8:22 PM, TBoneTX said:

We don't want to make our lunches, no man.

And it's cold outside, like in the Manys ([2+2+1]s), outrageous man!

Oh, deer, man.

Here, we'd shoot them before they had the chance, si man.

Shooting right next to a road is rather dangerous and generally illegal.  Thats why the deer gather on the road.  

 

 

[NikLR 13,227]

Hubs bought himself a car after having fun driving mine.  Of course he bought himself a bigger better version.  I do get that having two of the same car would be redundant... but geez.  With that bigger better comes larger price tag.  

Now he really needs to sell the others and he is lazy about that . 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Shooting right next to a road is rather dangerous and generally illegal.  Thats why the deer gather on the road.  

 

 

 This herd of deer is particularly smart as where they've gathered is a township of about 100 houses and it has a grain elevator that spills food on the ground.  It is being in the town that will protect them most because firearm discharge is illegal due to closeness of the houses.

 

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Hubs bought himself a car after having fun driving mine.  Of course he bought himself a bigger better version.  I do get that having two of the same car would be redundant... but geez.  With that bigger better comes larger price tag.  

Now he really needs to sell the others and he is lazy about that . 

Things people can do when they aren't part of the working poor, lol. 

 

I'm still over here dreaming of upgrading my 5 year old Subaru.