The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,394]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  picked up Many more ducklings.

2.  Many look like this one

1.  Did you put them down again, huh D ma'am?

2.  How Many, huh ma'am:  Many, Many, Many, or Many?

Many.  The pictured one will be mighty fine eatin' once fattened, yum man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We indeed attended small-town citywide GS, plus Many ESs, jackpot man.

We left the casa at Many (2x2x2) a.m. and returned at Many (2+2) p.m., long day man.

The take, see man:

 

-- Bill Blass tie = $1, steal man

-- leather (?) belt = $2, OK man

-- never-worn sleep pants for Mrs. T-B. = $1, steal man if they fit her man

-- shirt for Mini-B. = half a buck, deal man

-- Many (2+1) Mossimo tops for Mrs. T-B.; 2 packs paper plates = buck-&-a-half, steal man

-- Many (2+2+1) shirts for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+1), steal man

-- Many (2+2+1) books for Mini-B. = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+1]+half a buck) = deal man

-- Many (2+1) verrrry sharp TriStar knives; 2 full bottles alcohol; 2-lb. bag elbow macaroni; 

       Many (2+1) cans soup = $Many ($2x2x2), OK man

Total = $Many-&-a-half  ($2x2x2x2 + 2+2 + half a buck)

Edited March 17, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Further to the above, we drove Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2-1) miles, driven we man.

 

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. arrived at casa only minutes after we did, nearly synchronous man.

Wanted to take Mrs. T-B. out for belated birthday din-din, but she & Mini-B. too tired, yawn they man.

We were tired, too, yawn we man.

Unsuccessfully attempted nap-with-cat, miu zzz we no zzz man.

Second Saturday laundry load half-baked, ahead of power curve we man.

Warsher ready to be de-dished, ahead of power curve we man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

In one of Mrs. T-B.'s birthday cards, we wrote, see man:

 

"Our happiness in life is our sweetheart, friend, & wife"

 

(Don't squeal to the rubias, please no man.)

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Usual dinner in Arkansas, si man:  Possum*

St. Patrick's Day dinner, si man:  O'Possum**

 

   * roadkill, si man

** o'roadkill, begorra man

[TBoneTX 45,394]

• Fold, man
• De-dish, man
• Cat (if awakens and comes downstairs), miu man
• Prep (including high-dose HSM) man
• Zzz man (falling asleep in chair man)
• Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with refulgent, ultimately allocatable rep-points!
• Nothing, man; just wanted to list an extra bullet, see man

[Ontarkie 14,237]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  Did you put them down again, huh D ma'am?

2.  How Many, huh ma'am:  Many, Many, Many, or Many?

Many.  The pictured one will be mighty fine eatin' once fattened, yum man.

That trip was 7 ducklings. I'm up to 22. I expect more then half will be males and can't be kept. They will go on to freezer camp. 

[Ontarkie 14,237]

It is almost 3am and the Tornado is still awake. She also woke the Jedi with her screaming. Hopefully he's back to sleep by now and hope she will be soon too. Oh and you can bet your bottom I will be waking that child up early. No way is she going to sleep all day and repeat this tomorrow night or I guess that is tonight now 

[Asia 2,498]

14 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh and you can bet your bottom I will be waking that child up early. No way is she going to sleep all day and repeat this tomorrow night or I guess that is tonight now 

👍

I feel for you.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

It is almost 3am and the Tornado is still awake. She also woke the Jedi with her screaming. Hopefully he's back to sleep by now and hope she will be soon too. Oh and you can bet your bottom I will be waking that child up early. No way is she going to sleep all day and repeat this tomorrow night or I guess that is tonight now 

 

My kids pulled that last night, except the Troll decided he wanted to be up for the day at 4 after the baby had been up all night eating. 😓

[Ontarkie 14,237]

4 hours ago, Asia said:

👍

I feel for you.

Thanks, very hard to keep sane sometimes

36 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

My kids pulled that last night, except the Troll decided he wanted to be up for the day at 4 after the baby had been up all night eating. 😓

Ugh, I hated those nights too. 

 

 

On the Up side I put supper in the crockpot last night and finished the laundry. Jedi is up eating and the Tornado is sleeping. I'll let her sleep just a bit longer maybe to get maybe 5 hours. 

[TBoneTX 45,394]

On 3/17/2019 at 12:15 AM, Ontarkie said:

more then half will be males and can't be kept. They will go on to freezer camp. 

How dare you eat your fuzzy little duckie pets, huh D ma'am?!

Brutal heartless Ontarklar!  Brutal, BRUTAL heartless HEARTLESS Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,394]

21 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Hopefully he's back to sleep by now and hope she will be soon too.

You need to distract yourself by popping out another, or twins, or Manylets, or Manyruplets, that's the solution D ma'am.

17 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

My kids pulled that last night, except the Troll decided he wanted to be up for the day at Many after the baby had been up all night eating.

The same to you, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

17 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I put supper in the crockpot last night

Hopefully leftover St. Patrick's Day o'possum, begorra D ma'am.

Or duck stew, pretty obvious second guess, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

17 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

On the Up side I [...] finished the laundry.

We are the designated Thread Laundress here,  D ma'am!

[ahem, harrumph] Sunday Thread-Laundress report, see man:

We managed (with great facility and aplomb) to subdue Many (2+2) laundry loads despite losing Many (2+2) hours for Mrs. T-B.'s birthday lunch and a visit to Mama T-B., facile we man.