The Glass MenageRant

[TBoneTX 45,008]

5 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Christchurch.

Sorry, Eh ma'am.  

[TBoneTX 45,008]

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I've had red hair for not even 2 months and I'm bored with it.

You, like all women, should become a rubia, si Nola-B. ma'am.

Meanwhile, foto of boring roja now, see red man.

[Ontarkie 14,190]

10 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Why would you pay so much ($Many00) to appear at your firing squad, huh D ma'am?

Don't do anything rash, no D ma'am.

I won't be paying that. My allergy test was just done in September so she can shove it where the sun don't shine. Nothing more then a crook! 

 

[TBoneTX 45,008]

Speaking of hair, we were bugging Mrs. T-B. all week to get Mini-B.'s hairs cut, hippie-dude wee man.

She finally did, at her salon with the yakking overweight Spanish ladies, tonight man.

Mini-B. still looks like a girl and will need another cut in a couple of days, embarrassing man.

 

To add insult, Mrs. T-B. had us come to the salon to retrieve Mini-B. for din-din while she got serviced, she man.

Yakking overweight Spanish ladies ooo'd & ah'd at Mrs. T-B.'s dashing, handsome gringo husband, eyeroll we man.

They asked, "Isn't Mrs. T-B. pretty, huh man?" while Mrs. T-B. was in the chair, not an electric chair sigh man.

We said, "No, because she isn't a rubia yet, duh and get to work on it man," said we man.

 

Then Mini-B. & we left that girlie place and went to a macho place, Burger King man.

We dined on chicken sandwiches & fries, with use of soon-expiring coupon man.

Mini-B. was so filled up from his sandwich that he barely ate any of his fries, more for us man.

Then we both went home and promptly lost everything out the back end, efficient digestive processes man.

The good news was that it was cheap and bought via coupon, positive always man.

Edited March 15, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,008]

Just now, Ontarkie said:

a crook! 

From Fujian Province, huh D ma'am?

(Oh... that's Fook, according to Steveklar man.)

[TBoneTX 45,008]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

In other news: tattoo artist emailed me back, but the waitlist is almost a year out. 😭  

Walk in for same-day service anywhere sizable in Texas, si ma'am.

Texas Many tattoos, Arctic Minnesota waitlisted man.

[TBoneTX 45,008]

11 hours ago, SAT said:

Going to parent teacher conference. 

Did you confer with the parents of the teechurs, huh man?

Or are the teechurs all parents, huh man?

Or why did the teechur conference need parenting, huh man?

We're going to call you "Parent Head," si man.

[TBoneTX 45,008]

6 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I won't be paying that. My allergy test was just done in Manytember so she can shove it where the sun don't shine. Nothing more then a crook!

Do not irk, attempt to charge, or over-allergy-test the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,008]

The other day, bought Mrs. T-B.'s birthday cards at Dollar Tree, 2 for $1 man.

This way, she can get multiple cards for less than the price of one retail one, Hallmark moment man.

 

One of the cards (we haven't checked lately) has a bottle of hot sauce on the front, frontal view man.

Inside (we haven't checked lately) says approximately "You're still pretty hot for being Many years old, man."

Another card was all in Spanish and we have no idea what it says, but it was in the birthday section man.

 

Oh, and Dollar Tree has an entire rack of "Happy Columbus Day" cards in Polish, oj tak.

Poland celebrates this occasion on Sunday, one of Many yearly times man.

[TBoneTX 45,008]

It's after midnight, so Mrs. T-B. is officially Many years old (as though she wasn't already), pile another year on man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

54 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Winter tenure precised, see man.

Oak trees here almost fully leafed, major greenery man.

Other trees deciding how fast to bud, Bud or Bud Light man.

Lawn already needs re-mowing, remow mow mow your lawn man.

Many degrees here again today, Texas weather Many man.

However, weekend weather not even to be in the Manys ([2+2+2]0s), sucks man.

Texas weather still comparatively Many, si man.

That's OK, man -- Tiff can throw it out for you, si man.

Death to oak trees! They need to come in my house and be flooring, whilst leaving their leaves outside.

 

All the roads and highways were closed today, punishable by $1000 fine for daring to venture out. They will probably re-open in a couple of hours. I've been on call, but thankfully no calls because I need to go on said closed roadways to get to work.

 

51 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Christchurch.

There aren't enough details yet, but part of me thinks I'd rather not know them as I saw mention of children.  Just heartbreakingly awful.

 

34 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Speaking of hair, we were bugging Mrs. T-B. all week to get Mini-B.'s hairs cut, hippie-dude wee man.

She finally did, at her salon with the yakking overweight Spanish ladies, tonight man.

Mini-B. still looks like a girl and will need another cut in a couple of days, embarrassing man.

 

The Troll refuses to have his hair cut recently.

 

Which is working according to plan, well, my plan of having one son with a man bun, that is. The Tank is just too tank-like for it to work.  

 

31 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Walk in for same-day service anywhere sizable in Texas, si ma'am.

Texas Many tattoos, Arctic Minnesota waitlisted man.

There are plenty of tattoo shops here that have much shorter waits and no waits. I made that mistake with my last one.

I'm definitely set on this artist's style for this piece and I'm willing to wait for it.  Pretty much all the really good artists either have closed books or these long waits. Tattooing has changed a lot in the last decade, it is all art school grads who take the art seriously now.

Edited March 15, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[TBoneTX 45,008]

2 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Death to oak trees! They need to come in my house and be flooring, whilst leaving their leaves outside.

Murderous Nola-B. ma'am!  Murderous, MURDEROUS Nola-B. ma'am!

3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

All the roads and highways were closed today, punishable by $Many,000 fine for daring to venture out.

       , how utterly avoidable in sub-Arctic climes man.

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Troll refuses to have his hair cut

Which specific hair, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

5 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Pretty much all the really good artists either have closed books or these long waits.

Not in civilized, populated places like Texas, sorry to bubble-burst man.

Anything civilized that one desires is readily available, si ma'am.

Texas Many, elsewhere Neanderthal, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,008]

For example, how many POTS warehouse facilities are in YOUR town, huh huh huh huh Nola-B. ma'am?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

17 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Not in civilized, populated places like Texas, sorry to bubble-burst man.

Anything civilized that one desires is readily available, si ma'am.

Texas Many, elsewhere Neanderthal, si man.

 

Well, this artist is many hours away from where I live, so there is that. I'm going to suspect that the good ones in Winnipeg get booked up too.

 

9 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

For example, how many POTS warehouse facilities are in YOUR town, huh huh huh huh Nola-B. ma'am?

None, because it is a civilized place. I know your POTS warehouse is next to a re-used tissue, q tip,  and toilet paper facility, but here we just don't do that. 

[TBoneTX 45,008]

11 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

this artist is many hours away from where I live

But isn't pretty much everything & everyone many hours away from where you live, huh ma'am?

12 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I know your POTS warehouse is next to a re-used tissue, q tip,  and toilet paper facility

We don't sell GPS units, but we recommend that you procure one, si ma'am.

Steveklar can recommend Chinese vendors on Amazon, si man.

 

Meanwhile, we are going to pop much Heap Strong Medicine, barbecue our back, and otherwise cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', frozen Arctic-without-POTS-warehouse and other babes with reputation-point inventories!