The Glass MenageRant

[theresaL 408]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  Guy is chief of entire spine center at large clinic, with outside professorships, egad man.

      Clinic sent us evaluation forms, and we absolutely barbecued him, vulcanized man.

2.  We shall use the MRI in this way, great idea D ma'am.

So the guy makes $many,many,many,many and has matching ego many, many times big.

 

Back troubles are many no fun.

[theresaL 408]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Hail damage is between you & your insurance co., hail hail the gang's all here TL ma'am.

However, several of our pre-owned toilet seats can be used as flotation devices*, order yours today ma'am.

 

*mandatory inventory for casa and cars, order yours today man

Pre-owned floaters associated causes 😱many.

[TBoneTX 43,593]

2 hours ago, theresaL said:

1.  So the guy makes $many,many,many,many and has matching ego many, many times big.

2.  Back troubles are many no fun.

1.  Unlike us, the world-renowned, unparalleled POTS business typhoon, regular ego we man.

2.  "Mucho" no fun, degree not number  TL ma'am (but credit for trying to use P-Math, si ma'am).

2 hours ago, theresaL said:

Pre-owned floaters associated causes 😱many.

Before retail shipment, each of our POTSs is completely disinfected with the finest agents available in the dollar stores, relax TL ma'am.  The isolated reports of infection from virii and bacteria are definitely overblown and probably arise from competitors' jealousy, relax TL ma'am.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We hear that Arkansas is hip, groovy, and moderne, consider there Nola-B. ma'am.

Roadkill is of very high quality, certainly ma'am.

 

No.

 

The vanity sizing at Duluth Trading is out of control. 😆 I'm normally a large or XL on top due to the ladies (36DDD) and my general shape, but I can fit into a medium at Duluth. They had their $10 longtail Plumber's day t-shirt sale, so I ordered a couple of mediums as I'm apparently too busty to wear anything that doesn't go up to my neck at work (cue major eye roll here). These mediums are too big. My BMI is overweight and I'm definitely a size 12 or the likes, I'm no small on top. I get that you want to make your customers feel good about their size, but c'mon.

 

Oh, and just like I thought, wearing shirts that encircle my neck is super unflattering with a large chest. I look ridiculous. 

Edited May 2, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[Ontarkie 14,014]

So far out of 30 ducklings 10 are still too you to sex, 12 are drakes( boys) 8 are ducks(girls). Not a good ratio. 

 

Some are listed for sale right now, some are reserved for the Hillbilly. The Jedi is waiting for Duck a l'orange to be ready for the eating. He's huge! The kids have been told right off the bat who was for daddy so no getting attached. 

[SAT 9,609]

48 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

So far out of 30 ducklings 10 are still too you to sex, 12 are drakes( boys) 8 are ducks(girls). Not a good ratio. 

 

 

Doesn't matter, they're all delicious...

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

The state tests are over for the kid, except the science test, which is easy. 

Time to relax. She worked really hard on them. She's focused on getting into the #2 rated middle school in the state. 

And I'm super impressed, I don't remember me being like this....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

 

The state tests are over for the kid, except the science test, which is easy. 

Time to relax. She worked really hard on them. She's focused on getting into the #2 rated middle school in the state. 

And I'm super impressed, I don't remember me being like this....

 

She's a good kid, you should reward her for it.

 

We'll see how mine did - Minnesota had theirs this past week too.  She's fast and not careful, like I was.  She usually helps bring the district average up, which is all they care about.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm gonna get her a gallon of slime glue and a mermaid nail set. She's a cheap date lol

 

Best of luck to little Trophie too. 

[cdneh 3,112]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

No.

 

The vanity sizing at Duluth Trading is out of control. 😆 I'm normally a large or XL on top due to the ladies (36DDD) and my general shape, but I can fit into a medium at Duluth. They had their $10 longtail Plumber's day t-shirt sale, so I ordered a couple of mediums as I'm apparently too busty to wear anything that doesn't go up to my neck at work (cue major eye roll here). These mediums are too big. My BMI is overweight and I'm definitely a size 12 or the likes, I'm no small on top. I get that you want to make your customers feel good about their size, but c'mon.

 

Oh, and just like I thought, wearing shirts that encircle my neck is super unflattering with a large chest. I look ridiculous. 

I get a kick out the Duluth ads. 

 

Vanity sizing, sheesh. I was looking for something decent to wear at this upcoming soiree in NH. But I refuse to believe that, according to measurements on some websites, I would wear a size 0. That is ridiculous. I haven't worn a size 0 since I was in nappies. I don't know who they think their fooling.

As it stands, I may have to go as I am, with what's in the closet. Not like anybody will be looking at me anyway. I am sure they will only have eyes for Chickie 

[theresaL 408]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

No.

 

The vanity sizing at Duluth Trading is out of control. 😆 I'm normally a large or XL on top due to the ladies (36DDD) and my general shape, but I can fit into a medium at Duluth. They had their $10 longtail Plumber's day t-shirt sale, so I ordered a couple of mediums as I'm apparently too busty to wear anything that doesn't go up to my neck at work (cue major eye roll here). These mediums are too big. My BMI is overweight and I'm definitely a size 12 or the likes, I'm no small on top. I get that you want to make your customers feel good about their size, but c'mon.

 

Oh, and just like I thought, wearing shirts that encircle my neck is super unflattering with a large chest. I look ridiculous. 

Ha, you call 36DDD busty??? try 38H. Or in P-math (2x2x2x2x2+2x2+2)H.  Math really isn't my forte that's why I stick to English.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,079]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Number of mutually attended comic book movies precised, lapse in P-Math no laughing matter man!  

I'm mostly German if you go far back enough to find furriners in my family tree, and PRG is Russian by definition. Probably not great for anything Polish, man. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Well, I’m probably by my measurements, larger. I’m 35 ribs, 45 overbust, which is an I according to some guides, but I can squeeze into a smaller bra because they are deflated balloons after breastfeeding for so many years. 

 

Having a a larger rib cage doesn’t make one any bustier per se. 

 

The issue is more that like with an lobean too I also got today. The bust fits, but I’ve got to take in at least 6in in the tummy maybe more

Edited May 2, 2019 by N-o-l-a

[theresaL 408]

6 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Well, I’m probably by my measurements, larger. I’m 35 ribs, 45 overbust, which is an I according to some guides, but I can squeeze into a smaller bra because they are deflated balloons after breastfeeding for so many years. 

 

Having a a larger rib cage doesn’t make one any bustier per se. 

 

The issue is more that like with an lobean too I also got today. The bust fits, but I’ve got to take in at least 6in in the tummy maybe more

In my case gravity has taken hold and won't let go. I had to stop wearing tops that buttoned up the front, too many gaps between buttons. I didn't like being the peep show in front of male students. I did find one blouse that has knit side panels, so it alleviates the gaps but doesn't look the best.

[Ontarkie 14,014]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

 

Doesn't matter, they're all delicious...

That is what the Hillbilly is saying. I'm selling a few off to help pay for cost of food and building their home. The Hillbilly will get his share of ducks