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3 blond sorority girls walk into a bar.

The first one says to the bartender, "Give me, like, a, like, ML."

The bartender asks what a ML is.

The blond replies, "Duh! Like, Miller Light."

The bartender asks the second blond what she would like.

"Like, I'll have, like, a BL."

He thinks for a second... "Bud Light?"

"Like, duh!"

He then asks the third blond what she would like.

"Oh, like, I don't know.... Give me..... Ok....Like, give me a 15."

The bartender thinks for a moment then asks "What the hell is a '15'?"

"Like, duh! 7 and 7!"

(Sorry....old one, I know.)

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
 

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