T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde

already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest

smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank

Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'

[Minya's wife 25]

:lol:

[JVKn'CVO 11]

LOL!

[almaty 19]

those blondes

[JODO 2]

[Zee Bee 61]

Nice

[Saddle Bronc 124]

:lol:

[TracyLuis 0]

I like it

[PaulineA 1]

[Yodrak 7]

brnidokiegurl,

I prefer POETS Day - Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday

Yodrak

T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde

already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

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Edited May 21, 2007 by Yodrak

[Aymerlu 3]

[MissStacey 1]

[Dawny&Tommy 0]

Haha!

Dawn.

[Fandango 1,440]

ok, this is a funny blonde joke...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[Saddle Bronc 124]

ok, this is a funny blonde joke...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

:lol: (oldie, but still works)