IS IT ANY WONDER WHY WE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND

[brnidokiegurl 0]

WHAT HE HEARD VS WHAT SHE SAID

what he heard..You're way to stupid to be trusted driving alone in bad weather

What she said....Drive carefully dear

What he heard...your right to independent thought and ability to form an opinion has been revoked

what she said.....I DO

what he heard....I'm going to make you wish you were dead for the rest of the week

what she said.....Tell me the truth honey.. do i look fat in this?

what he heard....Honey, why don't you put your head in a vice and I'll turn the handle until your skull explodes

what she said.....Honey..why don't we turn off the tv and just talk

WHAT SHE HEARD VS WHAT HE SAID

What she heard....Anything less than absolute perfection makes you an utter failure as a wife and mother

What he said........Mom is coming over for dinner

What she heard....Life as we know it will cease to exist unless you can alter the space-time continuum

What he said........Honey..are you almost ready yet (looking at watch)

What she heard...It's your lot in life to stop whatever it is your doing in order to serve my every need

What he said.......Honey..do you know if we have any more triple a batteries

What she heard...You don't expect me to take care of the kids, clean the house and make dinner, do you?

What he said.......Feeling any better honey?

[Sinergy 3]

[Ta Ta 1]

funny and true !

[Aymerlu 3]

[Nancy2015 2]

:lol:

[JODO 2]

cute

[maggieNomar 0]

That is sooooo true!!

[Fandango 1,440]

HER DIARY

He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately.

We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I loved him, he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because he didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me!

I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep.

Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex - but he still seemed really distracted, I just wanted to leave but instead I cried myself to sleep.

I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else?

HIS DIARY

Liverpool lost. Still got a shag though.

Edited May 22, 2007 by LisaD

[Ban Hammer 13,643]

HER DIARY

He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately.

We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I loved him, he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because he didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me!

I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep.

Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex - but he still seemed really distracted, I just wanted to leave but instead I cried myself to sleep.

I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else?

HIS DIARY

Liverpool lost. Still got a shag though.

[Elphie 0]

That was good.

[~Jess~ 0]

nice..very true lol