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techgirl   0

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the abundent supply of iD10Ts can mean job security.

me.... "right click on the icon on the desktop that reads Internet Explorer" ....

caller... "Its not working"....

me.... "what do you mean its not working, did you get a list of options?"...

caller.... "no it just won't work"....

me.... "Tell me what happenes when you write click on the icon"...

caller... "aHHHhh there it goes.. dang guess not...no it just won't work"....

me.... "did you use your right mouse button?"....

caller.... "OH NOoo, I didnt know there was a Right Button...... now what do I do... I wrote click on the desktop, how do I get rid of it!!!" :blush:

:thumbs::lol:

~Techie

Aug 16th, 2005 Mailed I-129F

Day 1 - August 19th, 2005- NOA1

Day 55 - WOOHOOOOOoo! NOA2 October 13th,2005!

Day 61 - October 19, 2005- Email -case shipped to NVS

Day 74 - November 1, 2005- Case Number !!!!!

Medical on November 11, 2005

Day 80- Nov 7th, 2005 -Recieved letter -Petition on its way to London!

Day 104- December 1st, 2005- Finally received police certificate.

Day 115- December 12th, 2005 -Mailed Packet 3 forms to London.

Day 167- February 2nd, 2006 -WOOOT- Interview date received in the post!

Day 207- March 14th, 2006 @ 10:30am- London Interview **APPROVED**

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rbhigday   0

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the abundent supply of iD10Ts can mean job security.

me.... "right click on the icon on the desktop that reads Internet Explorer" ....

caller... "Its not working"....

me.... "what do you mean its not working, did you get a list of options?"...

caller.... "no it just won't work"....

me.... "Tell me what happenes when you write click on the icon"...

caller... "aHHHhh there it goes.. dang guess not...no it just won't work"....

me.... "did you use your right mouse button?"....

caller.... "OH NOoo, I didnt know there was a Right Button...... now what do I do... I wrote click on the desktop, how do I get rid of it!!!" :blush:

:thumbs::lol:

~Techie

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

12/31/07: Sent I-751 packet to Texas, the LONG wait begins once again!

01/03/08: Packed received.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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:lol: a chopf##k to boot

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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chocolaterie   0

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my hubby says it sounds like a day at his work.

Barbara (Canada) & Dallas (USC)

AOS

Nov 13 2005 EAD & I-485 sent to Chicago Lockbox

Nov 22, 2005 EAD & I-485 NOA1

Dec 15, 2005 Biometrics for EAD & I-485

Dec 19, 2005 EAD & I-485 Touched

Jan 21, 2006 Rec'd I-485 Fingerprint Reschedule Notice (AHHH!!!)

Feb 10, 2006 Fingerprint App't

Feb 1, 2006 EAD Approved!!!!

Feb 11, 2006 Rec'd EAD card

Feb 13, 2006 Applied for SSN

Feb 17, 2006 Rec'd SSN

Feb 23, 2006 I-485 Transferred to CSC (AHHH!!)

Mar 02, 2006 I-485 Has been received at CSC

Mar 13, 2006 I-485 Touched

Mar 14, 2006 I-485 Touched

Apr 15 & 25 2006 emailed CSC for status inquiry on I-485

Apr 26 2006 received a response from CSC, another response in 60 days (ahhhhh!!!)

Apr 27, 2006 I-485 Touched

Jun 17, 2006 I-485 Touched

Jun 19, 2006 I-485 Touched

Jun 20, 2006 I-485 Touched

July 3, 2006 emailed CSC again, no response given in the allotted 60 days time frame.

July 27, 2006 received a response from CSC, another response will be given in 30 days.. ha ha ha.

***app sent back to Missouri ***app sent to Chicago

Aug 21 2006 touched

Sept 29 2006 3rd year Anniversay

October 13, 2006 Immigration Interview - Need to return with Long Form Birth Certificate

October 13, 2006 Long Form Birth Cert ordered with expediated shipping

October 18, 2006 Birth Cert Received

October 19, 2006 2nd Immigration Interview - APPROVED

5-20 business days for the Green Card to arrive, maybe I'll be back to see my family before Christmas?

Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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Reminds me of the Aussie story about a guy who called tech support because his cup-holder (he was using his CD-ROM drive to hold convenience-store drink cups) was broken.

As dean said, a chopf#ck.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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As long as the LORD's beside me, I don't care if this road ever ends.

techgirl Contributor

techgirl   0

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Then there was the guy that had issues with his password..... After 5-10 minutes of troubleshooting.... I had him type the password in the username field so he could make sure it was showing up correctly... he said OH I see the problem the S and the F are not working!!! Then he told me he spilled water on his keyboard the previous night and wanted to know if that might have caused the problem.... :o:blink:

The one I really laughed my a$$ off about was the guy that called to tell me he couldn't get his computer to turn on. "Its making noise, but the screen is black"........ any guess as to what the solution was?

Edited by techgirl

Aug 16th, 2005 Mailed I-129F

Day 1 - August 19th, 2005- NOA1

Day 55 - WOOHOOOOOoo! NOA2 October 13th,2005!

Day 61 - October 19, 2005- Email -case shipped to NVS

Day 74 - November 1, 2005- Case Number !!!!!

Medical on November 11, 2005

Day 80- Nov 7th, 2005 -Recieved letter -Petition on its way to London!

Day 104- December 1st, 2005- Finally received police certificate.

Day 115- December 12th, 2005 -Mailed Packet 3 forms to London.

Day 167- February 2nd, 2006 -WOOOT- Interview date received in the post!

Day 207- March 14th, 2006 @ 10:30am- London Interview **APPROVED**

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Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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Then there was the guy that had issues with his password..... After 5-10 minutes of troubleshooting.... I had him type the password in the username field so he could make sure it was showing up correctly... he said OH I see the problem the S and the F are not working!!! Then he told me he spilled water on his keyboard the previous night and wanted to know if that might have caused the problem.... :o:blink:

The one I really laughed my a$$ off about was the guy that called to tell me he couldn't get his computer to turn on. "Its making noise, but the screen is black"........ any guess as to what the solution was?

Turn the monitor on (, chopf#ck)! :lol: :lol:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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As long as the LORD's beside me, I don't care if this road ever ends.

techgirl Contributor

techgirl   0

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Bingo!

Aug 16th, 2005 Mailed I-129F

Day 1 - August 19th, 2005- NOA1

Day 55 - WOOHOOOOOoo! NOA2 October 13th,2005!

Day 61 - October 19, 2005- Email -case shipped to NVS

Day 74 - November 1, 2005- Case Number !!!!!

Medical on November 11, 2005

Day 80- Nov 7th, 2005 -Recieved letter -Petition on its way to London!

Day 104- December 1st, 2005- Finally received police certificate.

Day 115- December 12th, 2005 -Mailed Packet 3 forms to London.

Day 167- February 2nd, 2006 -WOOOT- Interview date received in the post!

Day 207- March 14th, 2006 @ 10:30am- London Interview **APPROVED**

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Kajikit   65

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lol!

Karen - Melbourne, Australia/John - Florida, USA

- Proposal (20 August 2000) to marriage (19 December 2004) - 4 years, 3 months, 25 days (1,578 days)

STAGE 1 - Applying for K1 (15 September 2003) to K1 Approval (13 July 2004) - 9 months, 29 days (303 days)

STAGE 2A - Arriving in US (4 Nov 2004) to AOS Application (16 April 2005) - 5 months, 13 days (164 days)

STAGE 2B - Applying for AOS to GC Approval - 9 months, 4 days (279 days)

STAGE 3 - Lifting Conditions. Filing (19 Dec 2007) to Approval (December 11 2008)

STAGE 4 - CITIZENSHIP (filing under 5-year rule - residency start date on green card Jan 11th, 2006)

*N400 filed December 15, 2011

*Interview March 12, 2012

*Oath Ceremony March 23, 2012.

ALL DONE!!!!!!!!

yogib37 Proficient

yogib37   3

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Then there was the guy that had issues with his password..... After 5-10 minutes of troubleshooting.... I had him type the password in the username field so he could make sure it was showing up correctly... he said OH I see the problem the S and the F are not working!!! Then he told me he spilled water on his keyboard the previous night and wanted to know if that might have caused the problem.... :o:blink:

The one I really laughed my a$$ off about was the guy that called to tell me he couldn't get his computer to turn on. "Its making noise, but the screen is black"........ any guess as to what the solution was?

Well at least he had his computer on. :lol: sometimes they call in and complain that their computer is not work. the tech asks, is the computer on? oh you have to turn it on? :lol:

people like that should not be using computers :lol:

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meddykomp   0

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Everyday at least one customer stuns me into complete silence by their stupidity. Today stunning caller should have actually been talking to customer service, not tech support. Here is what he said:

"How much does your $20/month service cost?"

I-130

2005-09-23 Sent I-130.

2005-10-05 I-130 NOA1

2006-02-19 *touched*

2006-02-21 RFE

2006-03-09 RFE received by CSC

2006-03-29 I-130 NOA2

2006-03-31 *touched*

2006-04-01 *touched*

2006-04-12 NVC assigned case number

I-129F

2005-11-18 I-129F Sent

2005-11-29 I-129F NOA1

2005-12-27 I-129F RFE :(

2006-01-13 I-129F RFE Reply sent.

2006-01-25 *touched*

2006-01-26 I-129F RFE received

2006-04-04 *touched*

2006-04-04 NOA2 **approved!!!**

2006-04-20 NVC assigned case number

2006-04-21 case forwarded to embassy

2006-04-26 packet 3 received

2006-05-02 packet 3 sent

2006-05-04 packet 4 received

2006-05-15 Interview in Stockholm **APPROVED**

2006-05-23 My sweetie is coming home!!

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LenJayUS   0

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iD10T.. lmao....

At work, we have fun with new officers quite a bit. Every american should know that blood hounds and other kinds of tracking dogs are used for escapes. So most people would assume that each prison had dogs... but the don't.. each region does... so one of hazing ritiuals is to send the newbies out to feed the dogs on the back side of the perimeter fence.. which is probably about a mile walk... :-)

But the one I love is sending them down to the LT when they are done their mentoring (their first 10 days, they are stuck at the hip to a mentor) to get the form to make them an "official officer"... an ID-10-T... so of course they go and ask.. all excited... and the LT normally prints off a sheet of paper that simply says... id10t....

it's really bad when they don't get the joke though... damn blondes :-)

How it Started

2001 to Feb 2002 - Met online, were acquintances

Mar to Apr 2005 - Talked about finally giving in to our feelings and getting married

Aug 1 to Aug 7, 2005 - Fifth US Visit - Engaged

Time for the Visa

Dec 8, 2005 - Finally mailed Packet

Dec 20, 2005 - NOA1 Notice Date

Dec 27, 2005 - NOA1 Rcv'd in Mail

Mar 10, 2006 - NOA2 Approved

Mar 23, 2006 - NVC Received Packet

Mar 24, 2006 - Case Forwarded to London Embassy

Apr 7, 2006 - Recieved Packet 3

May 11, 2006 - Packet 3 Sent Back

May 24, 2006 - Medical Appointment

May 24, 2006 - Packet 4 Received

Jun 14, 2006 - Interview - APPROVED!!!!!!!

Jun 16, 2006 - Visa Recieved

Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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iD10T.. lmao....

At work, we have fun with new officers quite a bit. Every american should know that blood hounds and other kinds of tracking dogs are used for escapes. So most people would assume that each prison had dogs... but the don't.. each region does... so one of hazing ritiuals is to send the newbies out to feed the dogs on the back side of the perimeter fence.. which is probably about a mile walk... :-)

But the one I love is sending them down to the LT when they are done their mentoring (their first 10 days, they are stuck at the hip to a mentor) to get the form to make them an "official officer"... an ID-10-T... so of course they go and ask.. all excited... and the LT normally prints off a sheet of paper that simply says... id10t....

it's really bad when they don't get the joke though... damn blondes :-)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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As long as the LORD's beside me, I don't care if this road ever ends.

techgirl Contributor

techgirl   0

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:lol::lol::lol::thumbs:

anyone ever heard or said - " Is the internet broken? "

One of these days I swear I'm going to say yes - yes it is, the entire Internet is Broken. :luv:

:D my usual response - What seems to be the problem?

Aug 16th, 2005 Mailed I-129F

Day 1 - August 19th, 2005- NOA1

Day 55 - WOOHOOOOOoo! NOA2 October 13th,2005!

Day 61 - October 19, 2005- Email -case shipped to NVS

Day 74 - November 1, 2005- Case Number !!!!!

Medical on November 11, 2005

Day 80- Nov 7th, 2005 -Recieved letter -Petition on its way to London!

Day 104- December 1st, 2005- Finally received police certificate.

Day 115- December 12th, 2005 -Mailed Packet 3 forms to London.

Day 167- February 2nd, 2006 -WOOOT- Interview date received in the post!

Day 207- March 14th, 2006 @ 10:30am- London Interview **APPROVED**

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