Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[Prawninator 138]

8 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

They should pay you to be on call to account for the fact that you can't do anything else with your time.

Or you know.... knit. I once cast on a scarf at the Boise airport, and finished it on the plane. Cast off and finished the edges just before landing in Singapore. Gave it to a friend who was going to Korea that fall.

[TBoneTX 45,596]

We can knit our brows, knit we man.

[Prawninator 138]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We can knit our brows, knit we man.

Do your eyebrows knit together? Like a scarf?

Edited November 6, 2018 by Prawninator

[janet3 1,170]

Okay.....so I am having to watch the movie “Zodiac” for the SECOND time today....in FRENCH. Pretty sure my head may explode at any given moment. 

[TBoneTX 45,596]

6 hours ago, Prawninator said:

Do your eyebrows knit together? Like a scarf?

Be quiet and bonus our post, si P ma'am.  And where's our sandwich, huh P ma'am?

 

Insouciant non-serve-sandwiching P ma'am!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT non-serve-sandwiching NON-SERVE-SANDWICHING P ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,596]

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

in FRENCH.

Switch the subtitles to Algebra, oui JMany ma'am.  (Mr. 2x+y is fluent, remember.)

And your head won't explode if you bonus all our posts, guaranteed JMany ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,596]

Mornin', absent Commie-, insouciant non-serve-sandwiching, and other babes with refulgent, eminently allocatable reputation-point inventories!

[NikLR 13,228]

3 more sleeps

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

My chest cold and baby's continues.  I coughed some harder chunks out this morning and felt a lot better.  I hate this not stop sickness business.

 

So, last night I got to witness the effects of the upper Midwest baby boom first hand.  The Troll had the first meeting of his class, and from that it has been surmised that there are twice as many 3 year olds as 9 year olds and four times as many 3 year olds as 17 year olds.

 

Of course, the Troll was the tallest and worst behaved one there.  Boy needs a forest kindergarten or something.

[TBoneTX 45,596]

2 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

My chest cold and baby's continues.

How awful, Nola-B. ma'am.  Take Heap Strong Medicine, si ma'am.

2 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I coughed some harder chunks out this morning

It's called "hawking loogies," si ma'am.

3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

there are twice as many Many year olds as Many year olds and Many times as many Many year olds as Many year olds.

The above is the situation in Poland, oj tak.

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

the Troll was the tallest and worst behaved one there.

And #1 in ox-like strength, obviously ma'am!

[Prawninator 138]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Be quiet and bonus our post, si P ma'am.  And where's our sandwich, huh P ma'am?

 

Insouciant non-serve-sandwiching P ma'am!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT non-serve-sandwiching NON-SERVE-SANDWICHING P ma'am!

I work 3 jobs to pay rent and make sandwiches for ME. Make your own darn sandwiches.

 

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

3 more sleeps

Until...?
 

5 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

My chest cold and baby's continues.  I coughed some harder chunks out this morning and felt a lot better.  I hate this not stop sickness business.

 

So, last night I got to witness the effects of the upper Midwest baby boom first hand.  The Troll had the first meeting of his class, and from that it has been surmised that there are twice as many 3 year olds as 9 year olds and four times as many 3 year olds as 17 year olds.

 

Of course, the Troll was the tallest and worst behaved one there.  Boy needs a forest kindergarten or something.

The Troll is.... your child....?

[TBoneTX 45,596]

Our back is even worse today than yesterday, sigh man.

Docs caucused and are mulling fizzicle therapy, ouch man.

 

Mrs. T-B. wants to vote but has no idea about the candidates or issues,  man.

3 minutes ago, Prawninator said:

I work Many jobs to pay rent and make sandwiches for ME.

Then share one of yours (sandwiches, not jobs) with us, si P ma'am.

We offered you a lucrative entry-level position in the POTS industry, si P ma'am.

3 minutes ago, Prawninator said:

The Troll is.... your child....?

Si, P ma'am -- and with ox-like strength, mini-Hercules he wee man.

Edited November 6, 2018 by TBoneTX

[cdneh 3,112]

Voting day, at last. I am past the point of giving a toss who wins. I just want them to shut up. All of them.

However, the minute this is done and dusted they will only start in on 2020.  There doesn't ever seem to be a pause in festivities. 

[TBoneTX 45,596]

You can make us a sandwich to take your mind off politics, si Eh ma'am.  

[SAT 9,609]

I went fishing. In the cold, miserable rain. I caught fish. 50 pounder striped bass. Feeling content now...