Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,598]

12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'd venture to guess busy moving out to Jersey after I called him a Tiger Dad.  

You think, or you know, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,598]

We have not yet turned on the heat in the casa, not yet man.

It has been borderline on several nights, pull trigger or not man.

This week through Thursday, temperatures forecast to be in the Manys, tropical man.

However, from Friday on, temps will plummet into Suckage territory, only in the Manys man.

We think that Winter, and Standard Time, should be outlawed, boo man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Mrs. T-B. went to bed early because of cold-like symptoms, overdoing things she man.

We gave her a strong pill, Heap Strong Medicine man.

We hear loud snoring, obviously effective HSM man.

 

Not a critter is stirring but for us and loudly purring feline, corpulent miu man.

Probably wants another rousing game of Fuzzy Ball, appreciative miu man.

 

We have de-dished the warsher and are finished with our chores, another Sunday vanquished man.

Considering some HSM ourself, maybe sleep through night man.

However, cannot move until cat de-laps self, parked corpulently thereon miu man.

[Ontarkie 14,305]

38 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We have not yet turned on the heat in the casa, not yet man.

It has been borderline on several nights, pull trigger or not man.

This week through Thursday, temperatures forecast to be in the Manys, tropical man.

However, from Friday on, temps will plummet into Suckage territory, only in the Manys man.

We think that Winter, and Standard Time, should be outlawed, boo man.

I turned ours on. Also sleeping under the sheet, fleece blanket and comforter. I don't like below 80 and can't breath if the house goes below 70. 

Speaking of that my ENT has never heard of someone getting hives when cold. More reason for me to live in Hawaii

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Foto of whacked-out body systems now, see D ma'am.

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It is barely after midnight and we are zzz-ing as we sit, zzz we man.

Cat prep (HSM) zzz man.

Mornin', quiescent Commie- and other babes with major reputation-point inventories!

[Prawninator 138]

On 11/3/2018 at 1:11 AM, TBoneTX said:

And you score only Many% in P-math,  P ma'am!

Because you got the name of the test wrong, you must start all over in the immigration process, sorry P ma'am.

And will we lose you here after December Many'th, huh P ma'am?

Nah, you guys are too entertaining. Looks like I'm here to stay. 

[gypsyqueen 103]

On 11/4/2018 at 1:54 AM, TBoneTX said:

Foto of new house now, see GQ ma'am.

Foto of in-laws now, see GQ ma'am.

 

Confine them to a spare bedroom, or lock them in the garage, si GQ ma'am.

And consider this:  If they were your ex-in-laws, they'd be your outlaws, si GQ ma'am.

Better to have law-abiding residents, si GQ ma'am.

 

16 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Just say no?

 

 

16 hours ago, cdneh said:

Oh boy. That's some kind of suprise😕 

 

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh now that is just not the way to learn it. 

 

 

saying no will mean a lot of guilt trip. it will be ugly one way or another.

house did not get a chance to feel like home.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You think, or you know, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

Wildly speculating, of course.

 

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I turned ours on. Also sleeping under the sheet, fleece blanket and comforter. I don't like below 80 and can't breath if the house goes below 70. 

Speaking of that my ENT has never heard of someone getting hives when cold. More reason for me to live in Hawaii

 

Hawaii's nice ocean humidity is sounding good right around now.  So dry here.  

 

31 minutes ago, gypsyqueen said:

 

saying no will mean a lot of guilt trip. it will be ugly one way or another.

house did not get a chance to feel like home.

 

You could guilt trip me endlessly about that and I'd not care.  That would be a hill I'd die on.

[trudi 1,317]

I enjoy my job, I love the different roles I undertake across flight ops. The hours are crazy though, you only get paid while you are dealing with a flight (most take 3hrs to turn from landing to push back), I'm at the airport for 60-70hrs a week over 6 days (including traveling) to get 40 hours pay

[Prawninator 138]

2 hours ago, trudi said:

I enjoy my job, I love the different roles I undertake across flight ops. The hours are crazy though, you only get paid while you are dealing with a flight (most take 3hrs to turn from landing to push back), I'm at the airport for 60-70hrs a week over 6 days (including traveling) to get 40 hours pay

That doesn't sound worth it

[Ontarkie 14,305]

7 hours ago, gypsyqueen said:

 

 

 

 

saying no will mean a lot of guilt trip. it will be ugly one way or another.

house did not get a chance to feel like home.

That is so sad. Hopefully you can still make it your own and not them take it over. 

 

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Wildly speculating, of course.

 

 

Hawaii's nice ocean humidity is sounding good right around now.  So dry here.  

 

 

You could guilt trip me endlessly about that and I'd not care.  That would be a hill I'd die on.

Oh yes I remember that dryness. Funny how we use to live on Lake Superior and it was still really dry. 

 

3 hours ago, trudi said:

I enjoy my job, I love the different roles I undertake across flight ops. The hours are crazy though, you only get paid while you are dealing with a flight (most take 3hrs to turn from landing to push back), I'm at the airport for 60-70hrs a week over 6 days (including traveling) to get 40 hours pay

I have a friend who has been working as a flight attendant for years. She loves it too. Sucks that the pay does start right away though. 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

3 hours ago, trudi said:

I enjoy my job, I love the different roles I undertake across flight ops. The hours are crazy though, you only get paid while you are dealing with a flight (most take 3hrs to turn from landing to push back), I'm at the airport for 60-70hrs a week over 6 days (including traveling) to get 40 hours pay

 

They should pay you to be on call to account for the fact that you can't do anything else with your time.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

4 hours ago, trudi said:

I'm at the airport for Many-Many hrs a week over Many days (including traveling) to get Many hours pay

This either sucks or is nothing to beef about, si or no T ma'am.

Go back to work at Home Despot, huh T ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,598]

9 hours ago, Prawninator said:

Nah, you guys are too entertaining. Looks like I'm here to stay.

Omnipresent ubiquitous P ma'am!  Omnipresent, OMNIPRESENT ubiquitous UBIQUITOUS P ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,598]

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Edited November 5, 2018 by TBoneTX