Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,598]

We didn't quite make it to bed before midnight, no man, but it was before 1 a.m., zzz man.

The back is minimally making its presence known, reincarnation as invertebrate not so crucial man.

 

Glorious weather -- cloudless, forecast high temp of Many F., finally seasonal man.

We did not have to mow the lawn for the first weekend in recent memory, fine with us man.

 

Sales of pre-owned toilet seats are off the charts, break-recording man.

Order yours now for Halloween, hurry man!

Mention this ad for a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, massive savings man.

[Ontarkie 14,306]

9 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

Hey, thanks for the update. Glad you're assimilating.  

 

Here, one state over from TX, we're enjoying the Autumn and the final week of the M-I-L's stay. That was one fast 2.5 months. La Colombiana turned 40 yesterday. She took it in stride since she was surrounded by friends and family, and the celebration included much dancing, alcohol, and especially cake.

Happy birthday to your wife

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Relevant to Steve's rant: the first episode of Patriot Act on the Netflix is about Tiger Dads suing to end affirmative action in college admissions.

 

And yes, I was implying that you are a Tiger Dad.

I agree with the Tiger Dad

[TBoneTX 45,598]

On 10/24/2018 at 11:37 AM, TBoneTX said:

We neglected to mention a write-in candidate in the Polish national elections, oj  .

It is Msciwoj Cyzyewski-Krzeminska Wajszczuk, si man.

He too received Many% of the vote, we think with good justification man.

However, he must receive Many% in the runoff, consistent standards for all man.

We are pleased to report that the above person scored a stunning victory in the Polish runoff election, oj tak.

He received Many% of the vote, oj tak.

However, he was not the only one, oj nie.  So did all the others in the runoff, oj tak.

The winner must receive Many% of the vote to be elected, oj tak.

Accordingly, another runoff election will be held for all the candidates who got Many% in this runoff, oj tak.

 

The above illustrates why Polish elections seem to take forever to resolve, oj sigh.

It is our hope that one or more of the candidates will procure Many% of the vote, oj tak.

[NikLR 13,228]

hubs has decided he wants to sell the truck and buy a mustang.

 

whatever.... LOL

[Dianalorena 1,153]

On 10/27/2018 at 2:48 PM, mrmvkjts said:

yay. why would anything be quick, right? I hope you will get everything soon. 

 

awww. 1940's house sounds just so dreamy and nice. I bet you guys feel comfortable, I'm glad, you finally are able to enjoy time with each other after being apart for so long 

 

It's cool that you're already working, may I ask where?

it's a cute house!

I'm working at a shop down south called revolution tattoo

[Dianalorena 1,153]

The adventures of Diana in the U.S, presents: ''a day at the Social Security Office''

 

Two months in, I decided I was no longer going to wait to get my social card. I called and was only told to ''keep waiting'' 

sounded eerily familiar 😛 

Knowing the U.S immigration system it meant it was probably not arriving any time soon, or in this case, not at all.

 

A very nice gentleman told me a number hadn't even been assigned, thankfully I brought my birth certificate +passport

he told me it would arrive in approximately two weeks, and that I could call and try to get the number, but they might not provide it.

 

My green card is lost as well, hasn't arrived. *shrugs* welcome to America!

 

I'm moving to a new shop, saving up and I've been enjoying my time with the hubby,

excited about my first thanksgiving !

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,598]

12 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

it's a cute house!

It needs pre-owned toilet seats, welcome to America D2 ma'am!

13 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

I'm working at a shop down south

It needs pre-owned toilet seats, welcome to America D2 ma'am!

9 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

I'm moving to a new shop

It needs pre-owned toilet seats, welcome to America D2 ma'am!

[NikLR 13,228]

9 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

The adventures of Diana in the U.S, presents: ''a day at the Social Security Office''

 

Two months in, I decided I was no longer going to wait to get my social card. I called and was only told to ''keep waiting'' 

sounded eerily familiar 😛 

Knowing the U.S immigration system it meant it was probably not arriving any time soon, or in this case, not at all.

 

A very nice gentleman told me a number hadn't even been assigned, thankfully I brought my birth certificate +passport

he told me it would arrive in approximately two weeks, and that I could call and try to get the number, but they might not provide it.

 

My green card is lost as well, hasn't arrived. *shrugs* welcome to America!

 

I'm moving to a new shop, saving up and I've been enjoying my time with the hubby,

excited about my first thanksgiving !

 

 

Green card can take a few months.  But if it doesn't arrive by month 6 (and you've updated your address online) then contact your ombudsman.  They will get the ball rolling. 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

On 10/28/2018 at 1:54 AM, TBoneTX said:

No you're not, ecstatic D2 ma'am!  

Era of casa precised, si D2 ma'am.

There is no such place, Austin sucks and Keep Austin Weird man.

Feeling ignored that no one has noticed or reputation-pointed our Spanish haikus, sigh we man.

You can make up for it by rep-pointing all our posts from here through eternity, si D2 ma'am.

Austin doesn't suck  I mean it's growing a lot and it's getting pricy, but I love it.

I do like Houston as well, might have to stop by to visit friends at some point 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Just now, NikLR said:

Green card can take a few months.  But if it doesn't arrive by month 6 (and you've updated your address online) then contact your ombudsman.  They will get the ball rolling. 

thanks! we've updated the address online  since August and paid the card before entering the U.S,

but I'll definitely keep on top of things. at least I was able to start my social security process with the passport, hopefully, they'll let me at the DMV too. 

[NikLR 13,228]

1 minute ago, Dianalorena said:

thanks! we've updated the address online  since August and paid the card before entering the U.S,

but I'll definitely keep on top of things. at least I was able to start my social security process with the passport, hopefully, they'll let me at the DMV too. 

wait for the hard copy SSN for the DMV imo.  They like to have it.  

[TBoneTX 45,598]

National Days this week for which you need a pre-owned toilet seat, see man:

 

Wed., Oct. Many'st

National Magic Day (experience the magic of your very own POTS, si man)

 

Thurs., Nov. 1

National Calzone Day (go from your comfortable Spanish underwear to a wonderful POTS)

 

Fri., Nov. 2

National Ohio Day (get your favorite city pre-inscribed on your POTS)

National Jersey Friday (wear your old jersey while you order your POTS)

 

Sat., Nov. Many'rd

National Housewife's Day (whether you are or know a housewife, order a POTS)

National Sandwich Day (eat a tummy-upsetting sandwich and utilize your POTS)

National Bison Day (don't let anyone buffalo you into not buying a POTS)

 

Sun., Nov. Many'th

National Chicken Lady Day (order a POTS in honor of Ontarklar, si man)

Edited October 30, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,598]

4 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

I do like Houston as well, might have to stop by to visit friends

You should visit us & Mrs. T-B., see we D2 ma'am.

You can hear firsthand how funny some Ecus talk, no final consonants man.

And where are your POTS orders, quit messing around D2 ma'am!

4 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

I'll definitely keep on top of things

Then we shall expect your POTS orders imminently, waiting we on D2 ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

7 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

1.  Austin doesn't suck

2.  it's growing a lot

Many.  it's getting pricy

1.  Austin does suck, see below D2 ma'am.

2.  The highway system was insufficient Many00 years ago, even worse now D2 ma'am.

Many.  This alone stimulates a giant sucking sound, Au$tin $uck$ D2 ma'am.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

1.  Austin does suck, see below D2 ma'am.

2.  The highway system was insufficient Many00 years ago, even worse now D2 ma'am.

Many.  This alone stimulates a giant sucking sound, Au$tin $uck$ D2 ma'am.

you're just jelly 😛 

meh, coming from Mexico City I don't find the traffic horrific, perspective, right?

and I will definitely come to visit you guys. I need someone to complain about immigration that isn't too tired of me ranting, and buy some used toilet seats.