Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[SAT 9,609]

25 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

 

That's every state...

But I think NC is actually better than most states.

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

16 minutes ago, SAT said:

That's every state...

But I think NC is actually better than most states.

Sometimes but state tax wise they aren't. I was paying less for state income taxes in CA than I am here in NC. NC limits the deductions you can use for your income taxes so you initially pay more but you get it back at tax time. 

[Ontarkie 14,420]

Tornado going off in room. F5 not seeing any light at the end of that storm! 

 

I may need to take up drinking when to get through the night! 

 

 

Natural disaster? Can I get a new house??

 

 

Edited October 17, 2018 by Ontarkie

[SAT 9,609]

There's an extraordinary amount of idiot fook drivers on the street this morning...

[TBoneTX 45,969]

In a raw, brutish test of our absolute power as a Business Typhoon, we called an all-POTS-employee meeting and stated, "We have called you all here to report that there is nothing to say, no man.  Meeting adjourned, bye man."  Everyone commended us lavishly on the unquestionable value of this meeting, obviously man.

[TBoneTX 45,969]

Might set a record today for coldest high temperature on record for this date, ridiculous man.

 

For those with a keen interest in these things, the details are as follows, see man:

1.  The forecast high temp is Many degrees (F.), si man.

2.  The previous lowest-high temp was Many degrees (F.), si man.

Many.  The record has stood for a whopping Many years, si man.

 

We are glad to have cleared this up by providing these precise data, you're welcome man.

[Ontarkie 14,420]

Got to bed at 1;30am after cleaning the disaster from the Tornado. Took her 3 hours before she past out from exhaustion. Glad these out bursts are rare. 

 

 

Set off my asthma wheezing all night long. Finally could breath better at 10:00 am. I should have just woke the Hillbilly and had him take me in. I was hitting the puffer like a junky all night. 

[NikLR 13,232]

On 10/14/2018 at 3:22 PM, cdneh said:

It's hard to keep her quiet. We were just out in the yard and some geese flew over, and if I hadn't hold of the lead she would have been off.  Seems the urge to run and bark furiously at something is stronger than the pain she is in.

I will ask about the rimadyl, we had that for the greyhound the MIL used to have. There may still be some in the dog box, but I would think it's well outdated. The vet said that given the other things she is already on, he was concerned about the combination of anything other than aspirin.

Is he older?

[cdneh 3,112]

15 minutes ago, NikLR said:

Is he older?

I'd say at a guess he is in his middle fifties.

[Prawninator 138]

Speaking of geese, huge goose population here. Maybe some day we will have a legal goose-hunting, and feed the geeses to the homeless or something. Two birds (ha!) one stone.

[SAT 9,609]

You CAN hunt geese.  But they taste like ####...

 

[Ontarkie 14,420]

Talked to my mother. She's cursing like a sailor. She hates snow 

[SAT 9,609]

We'll call her "Popeye"

[TBoneTX 45,969]

On 10/16/2018 at 8:07 PM, Ontarkie said:

I may need to take up drinking when to get through the night! 

Good thing that you have the moonshine still in the back yard, si D ma'am.

And isn't drinking all night (and day) what Arkansans do routinely anyway, huh D ma'am?

On 10/16/2018 at 8:07 PM, Ontarkie said:

Can I get a new house??

The "I need a new casa" doldrums are solved in a far easier, more efficient way, si D ma'am.

And you know or can readily guess what that is, si D ma'am.

Pre-owned toilet seats in every bathroom, you're exactly right D ma'am.

Had you behaved as an independent contractor, you could have supplied yourself, si D ma'am.

However, we had to remove you for failing to report sales, remember D ma'am.

Accordingly, you are now merely a regular customer who must pay us $Many, $i D ma'am.

From the goodness of our heart, we will offer you a handsome 0.0000001% off regular retail, deal ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,969]

9 hours ago, cdneh said:

I'd say at a guess he is in his middle Manys.

Dog age precised, si Eh ma'am.

And that sounds like a record-geriatric dog, recheck your P-math ma'am.

By the way, mid-Manys is Many,000 in cockroach years, si ma'am.