Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,969]

Cold front is passing through, yuck man.

POTS-building superintendents have heat cranked up beyond necessity, parboiled we man.

Which eager supplicants huddling in the rain shall replace them, wonder we man?

[TBoneTX 45,969]

Not-Yet-Invertebrate Report, see man:

Awoke with close-to-no pain and tolerable radiculopathy, positive sign man.

Got backupunctured by he who has always helped us, rescue we he man.

He saw the issues right away, visible in the ear man.

Not drinking any liquids till the holes close up, spring-leaking we man.

 

We're reminded of those Westerns on TV, remember we man.

Snake-oil salesman promotes paralysis-curing elixir, great marketing man.

Wheelchaired "plant" drinks, arises, and exclaims, "Ah kin walk!  Praise th' Lord, Ah kin walk!"

Guy wasn't paraplegic before, but everyone thought that he was, superb marketing man.

If only they'd had pre-owned toilet seats* back then, riches for ancestors of we man...

 

*Pre-Owned Outhouse Seats, or POOS, don't poopoo the idea man

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

So this is good news but also bad news. I have finally got accepted for a dream job that I have always wanted to have in Bahrain and I would be able to bring my family with me as well. The only bad thing is that this has come at a time where we have finally started to settle down and start looking at houses to buy. If this had only happened last year it would have been a hell of alot better. 

[Ontarkie 14,420]

Oh no! Very tough choices ahead now. 

 

 

 

[mrmvkjts 459]

2 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

So this is good news but also bad news. I have finally got accepted for a dream job that I have always wanted to have in Bahrain and I would be able to bring my family with me as well. The only bad thing is that this has come at a time where we have finally started to settle down and start looking at houses to buy. If this had only happened last year it would have been a hell of alot better. 

Uagh! But who knows if it would have been better...

Good luck with your choices and decisions! 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

2 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

So this is good news but also bad news. I have finally got accepted for a dream job that I have always wanted to have in Bahrain and I would be able to bring my family with me as well. The only bad thing is that this has come at a time where we have finally started to settle down and start looking at houses to buy. If this had only happened last year it would have been a hell of alot better. 

 

See, I'd consider this the universe's way of telling you not to buy a house.  Seems it came just in time.

[TBoneTX 45,969]

Do a "Ben Franklin":  vertically divided sheet of paper, positives listed in one column, negatives in the other, si/no man.

 

If even one negative about Bahrain is something that you/wifey/family couldn't live with comfortably, abandon the idea, bye man.

 

And is wifey a citizen yet, huh man?

Edited October 16, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,969]

Able to walk normally all day, We Can Walk man.

Zero pain with some lingering radicular symptoms, uncomfortable at most man.

Even napped-without-cat lengthily while lying on our left side, impossible before man.

Can take stairs without arm help, disarming experience man.

 

Western medicine would probably be cutting on us now, unkindest cut of all man.

Acu guy is a save-lifer again, proficient he man.

Mrs. T-B. had implored us to see him first, see he we man.

Next time, we won't mess around and shall do exactly that, efficient we man.

[SAT 9,609]

11 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

So this is good news but also bad news. I have finally got accepted for a dream job that I have always wanted to have in Bahrain and I would be able to bring my family with me as well. The only bad thing is that this has come at a time where we have finally started to settle down and start looking at houses to buy. If this had only happened last year it would have been a hell of alot better. 

 

You might save on taxes. Bank a lot of money for when you get back...

[TBoneTX 45,969]

Today, Tues. Oct. Many'th, is Global Cat Day, miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,969]

Days this week for which one needs to order a pre-owned toilet seat, see man:

 

Wed. Oct. Many'th

-- National Pasta Day (we smear the POTS with pasta so that you don't stick to it, no man)

-- National Fossil Day (created/dedicated to Steveklar & Darklar, si man)

 

Thurs. Oct. Many'th

-- National Get Smart About Credit Day (we accept installment plans, sometimes man)

-- Get To Know Your Customers Day (all of ours are enthusiastic repeats, $i man)

 

Fri. Oct. Many'th

-- National Kentucky Day (order special POTSs with likeness of your favorite racehorse, si man)

 

Sat. Oct. Many'th

-- National Youth Confidence Day (buying them a POTS confers youthful confidence, si man)

 

Sun. Oct. Many'st

-- National Reptile Awareness Day (buy a POTS with a filter to prevent snakes from biting you, si man)

 

Order yours today, si man!  Mention this ad and get a 0.00000001% discount off full retail, what a deal man.

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

 

You might save on taxes. Bank a lot of money for when you get back...

I work for the Feds so I would still have to pay taxes. But I would get paid more and they pay for housing.

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

See, I'd consider this the universe's way of telling you not to buy a house.  Seems it came just in time.

I know right. I am thinking the same thing but my wife is dead set on trying to find a "forever house" right now. I had to break it to her last night that alot of times people by a starter house and then move on up to a better house down the road. 

[SAT 9,609]

19 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

I work for the Feds so I would still have to pay taxes. But I would get paid more and they pay for housing.

You might get a "foreign income exclusion" for your state...

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

2 minutes ago, SAT said:

You might get a "foreign income exclusion" for your state...

I will check into it but I doubt it because NC wants that money.