Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,578]

16 hours ago, SAT said:

In Texas, the word "many" is considered to be a whole number...

That's Poland, not Texas, oj tak and nie.

And, in Poland, sometimes Many is odd and sometimes it's even, edjumacait yourself man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

15 hours ago, NikLR said:

keep your pets appropriate weights people.

Cat T-B. isn't fat, no ma'am; she's merely short for her weight, miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

14 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The neighbor took his out this morning.

   , si man

14 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

they didn't plow the slush yesterday before it froze.

    , Nola-B. ma'am.  And even in Iowa they'd plow the slush promptly,  ma'am.

14 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

snow tires

  , how quaint to even need these and how unnecessary to live anyplace they're needed man

[TBoneTX 45,578]

13 hours ago, cdneh said:

It's chilly. We went from feels like Many to feels like Many nearly overnight.

The use of P-math eliminates, renders moot, or intensifies your problem, see and consider Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

The little Dane is just not sleeping lately.  It is exhausting.

Inform him that he needs Many hours of sleep per night if he is to attain full ox-like strength in accordance with protocol and developmental schedule, si wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

For not the first time* in our life, we are envisioning taking ourself to a construction site, finding the excavator operator, and offering to pay him handsomely to scoop out our lumbar spine, easiest way to end this intestinal excrement of bulls man.

 

*to be accurate, probably the Many'th, or perhaps the Many'th, or maybe even the Many'th

Edited October 12, 2018 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

32 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

For not the first time* in our life, we are envisioning taking ourself to a construction site, finding the excavator operator, and offering to pay him handsomely to scoop out our lumbar spine, easiest way to end this intestinal excrement of bulls man.

 

*to be accurate, probably the Many'th, or perhaps the Many'th, or maybe even the Many'th

 

Perhaps the cold weather would help.

 

 

Seriously, though, surgery time?

[TBoneTX 45,578]

59 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  Perhaps the cold weather would help.

2.  Seriously, though, surgery time?

1.  It would merely cause spazzing, the absence of which is the only boon regarding this situation, sigh ma'am.

2.  We fear that the docs will mindlessly head this way, sigh ma'am.

 

On the interesting side, we were in a lot less pain after this eve's nap than after yestereve's nap, need a pattern thereof man.

[NikLR 13,228]

Hey I'd you guys wanna spend $150 a month on insulin for a pet be my guest! 

 

The allergy meds are bad enough!

Edited October 12, 2018 by NikLR

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

2.  We fear that the docs will mindlessly head this way, sigh ma'am.

 

 

Once you've exhausted other options and it has been an ongoing problem for years, is there any alternative?  Once the discs are gone or degraded to a certain point, you are just going to get the bones rubbing on the nerves.  I suppose you could also just wait it out until your nerves are completely desensitized to the pain, which could take a couple of years or more.

 

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Hey I'd you guys wanna spend $150 a month on insulin for a pet be my guest! 

 

The allergy meds are bad enough!

 

Further proof that having pets makes no logical or financial sense.

 

I really want one of those newfangled domesticated foxes.  We used to have some that hung out with my Irish setter and would come for snacks whenever we grilled.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,093]

Got back from visiting recently-approved QA ma'am's capital with the pretty Russian girl. Had a great time there. But after spending yesterday at home in San Diego, have to work today.

 

Also we seem to have had pretty good luck with weather on our travels. High 60s in St. Petersburg in the first week of May. Low 70s in Vienna in October. And no rain either place.

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

Further proof that having pets makes no logical or financial sense.

 

 

 

Sure it does. Just ask Stretch. 

They eat the pets

 

[Prawninator 138]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Further proof that having pets makes no logical or financial sense.

You're right, I just play with other people's pets.

27 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Sure it does. Just ask Stretch. 

They eat the pets

 

😶

[mrmvkjts 459]

why do flights have to be so expensive? 

well I guess they aren‘t if you fly into a reasonable airport...but nobody wants to go to the midwest but me au guess 

[SAT 9,609]

4 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

why do flights have to be so expensive? 

 

 Because they're not cheap...