Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[SAT 9,609]

Look, what have I been saying all along about mainland people!

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-45635646

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

22 minutes ago, SAT said:

Look, what have I been saying all along about mainland people!

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-45635646

 

Best line from article: 

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"The way to stand up to Sweden is to boycott them. Do not travel there, boycott IKEA, H&M and Volvo," said another user, with many others posting similar comments.

 

Isn't Volvo owned by a Chinese company and most of H&M's clothes made in places like China?  I think Ikea even makes some things in China.  🙄

 

The weird thing about Sweden is that if you made the same sketch about a different ethnic group, say from the MENA region, you'd be publicly destroyed and crucified.  I'm not sure why the Chinese thing is flying in their way too PC culture.

Edited September 29, 2018 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

Because, China tourists are into the millions, and they're savages. 

 

Yes Volvo is owned by Geely. I mentioned that. 

 

I wish the fooks would boycott NYC...

[SAT 9,609]

They won't boycott Ikea, where else are they gonna get horse meat 🐴?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The Troll did it!!!!!   💩💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽

[cdneh 3,112]

56 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Troll did it!!!!!   💩💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽

Well done!

[Ontarkie 14,298]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Troll did it!!!!!   💩💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽

That's awesome!!!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

No one can poopoo your success in this matter, no Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Despite low-back pain about a micron away from incapacitation, we intrepidly kept alive our impressive GS/ES string, si and ow man.

 

Because of rain, all of the following were yielded by ESs, indoors man.

 

The take, see man:

-- custom suit*, silk tie = $Many ($2+2+2), steal man

-- Many (2+1) warshcloths, Many (2+2) canned foods, 2 J.A. Henckels knives = $Many ($2+1), steal man

-- 2 warshcloths, absolutely huge serving-fork = $Many ($2+1), steal man

-- Many (2+2) warshcloths = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+2+1), pleased we man

 

*made especially for us** by Bob's Custom Tailors in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., exotic man

**and submitted for tailoring to fit us by local tailorette for $Many ($2+2+2), pick up next week man

 

We are kicking ourself because of Many (2+1, or perhaps 2+2) other custom suits of the exact same size that we passed on because of seemingly not enough leeway to alter waist size, sigh man.  When we took our one purchase to tailorette, she said that she could use excess from the cuffs to expand the waist,  we man.  She urged us to return to buy the others, urge she we man.  However, that ES was quite over by that time, sigh and  man.

 

We should re-mention that letting out the coat costs $Many ($2+1) and the cuffs/waist (and, if necessary, butt) of pants costs $Many ($2+1), beat that man.  Accordingly, pre-dry-cleaning, we will have a new suit for $Many ($2+2+1 purchase + $2+2+2 repairs), and a cleaned suit for approximately $Many ($2+2+half a buck) more, beat that man.

 

We laugh long, hard, and lustily at department-store purchasers, who are ripped off for Many,000,000,000% more + the same for tailoring, savvy cheap gringo we man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

We apparently yelled a few times from back-pain while exiting & entering the T-B.-mobile, evidenced by several startled glances and an exclamation of "do you need any help in any way," seemingly a sign of something man.

 

And do not (under any circumstances) cough when in back-pain, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

We also managed to clean up at Big Lots during this year's final half-of-half-yearly Many%-off sale, up-clean we man.

Chief purchase was Many (2+2) multi-packs of cat's favorite soft glop (Sheba Perfect Portions paté), happy miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

After nap on heating-pad, we took Mini-B. with us as we gassed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, under a gallon remaining man.

Mini-B. got to punch the numbers & choices on the pump, proficient wee man.

He kept the receipt to show Mommy, look how much Daddy spent on you man.

 

We then took Mini-B. to Big Lots, still Many% off man.

We gave him his choice of any toy or game, carte blanche for wee man.

He picked something wherein Hot Wheels cars go up ramps and anger a dragon, well OK man.

He had Mrs. T-B. put it together as soon as we got home, persuasive wee man.

He showed us all the car-to-dragon approach angles, future engineer wee man.

This is a good way to teach our youth to respect Many%-off sales days, appreciate we & wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

We somehow managed to dish the warsher without yelling too much, ow man.

We managed to warsh/bake/fold the kitchen rags similarly, ow man.

We have so far managed to warsh/bake the bath towels, ow man.

Nevertheless, our chief wish is to be reincarnated as an invertebrate, relief desired man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Biggest recent quandary of life (besides wondering how to see more of the rubias) was how to get the laundry basket upstairs when we needed both arms to drag ourself up, ow man.

 

After de-dish cat prep, we shall take heap heap HEAP HEAP HEAP HEAP strong medicine, knockout we man.

Heap heap hooray for strong medicine, ingest we man.

[mrmvkjts 459]

I partied like I was 18 again.

except I was not drinking but eatin pretty much the whole weekend!

 

pho,summer rolls,salsa,pierogi,empanadas, ice cream, salmon, veggies, sour patch kids, CHEETOS, salad, popcorn, cinnamon rolls, eggs, bacon, 😍😍