Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Oh -- for those newer to the the thread, a translation man:

 

Mrs. T-B.:  "Doan go aysheep"

means:      "Do not emulate the intestinal waste of simians," no man

[TBoneTX 45,572]

2 minutes ago, Prawninator said:

I'm Asian; we eat everything anyway. 😂

LPoP (Last Post on Page) and unread, traditional around here man.

Y'know, we were thinking that Asians probably eat everything; is this true, huh P ma'am?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

17 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

So the pregnancy caused you to stop Russian around, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

      ,  man

The farmers' growing-season must be only Many days, just long enough to grow Chia Pets, good grief man.

 

One of the most profitable farming regions in the country, despite the 3 month growing season.  Sugar beets for days.

 

5 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

In theory, we like when Mrs. T-B. makes spaghetti with this stuff, agree we man.

However, she always seems to add something superfluous and vile, such as some suspiciously cilantro-looking leafy additive, prepare to barf or go aysheep man.

 

We had a mild argument with the chicas at the POTS office today, we vs. she ma'ams.

They said that if Mrs. T-B. cooks something that we don't like, we should say that we like it anyway, lie we to she man.

We responded that marriage = honesty at all times, frank we man.

Therefore, if what she cooks sucks, we should say that it sucks, up-front we man.

If she gets mad or sad or goes aysheep, we have two responses, see man:

   1.  "If we don't like what you cook, then cook what we LIKE, si man"; and

   2.  "Haven't you found a Rojo to run off with yet, huh man?"

 

I can tell when the Dane doesn't like what I cooked because he won't take seconds.  🤣

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

 

 

It is beet harvest time anyway, which marks the beginning of 6 months of passing nothing but beet trucks on the roads during piling and then when they process.

 

 

Edited September 29, 2018 by N-o-l-a

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

Sugar beets

Who in their right minds would eat that stuff, huh ma'am?

And how many unharvestable ones remain under the frozen tundra for Many (2x2x2+2) months until the brief annual thaw, huh ma'am?

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

I can tell when the Dane doesn't like what I cooked because he won't take seconds.

He takes minutes to eat it instead, huh ma'am?

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As we were writing before we were so beetily interrupted, see man:

 

Despite having stayed late at the POTS office, consummating yet another lucrative contract, we made it casa-ward in time to mow the front lawn before dark, serendipity man.

 

In our usual super-efficient fashion, we finished right as it sundowned and just before a sprinkling rain, Champion of Efficiency we man.

 

We have noted that, a month or two ago, it sundowned at half-past Many, noted we man.

Then, it sundowned at Many o'clock, re-note we man.

This eve, it sundowned at half-past Many, re-re-note we man.

Therefore, in accordance with P-math, the days are either lengthening or shortening, specificity man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

months of passing nothing [...] during piling

They should take laxatives to minimize the risk of developing 'rrhoids, obviously man.

 

We still want to know who eats those revoltin' things, gag man.

And how beet sugar is even remotely comparable to cane or maple or artificial sugar, sheesh man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

If you go the supermarket tomorrow, you will probably come across a bag of sugar made from beets.  

 

These, for example, are all products made in this area:

 

 

 

Tastes the same.  I use it for cooking.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Mrs. T-B. phoned us before her safari to yet another professional yak-fest, eyeroll we man.

"If the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere, what kind does it take, huh man?"

We told her that it takes regular unleaded, duh and  man.

We could hear the blank terrified ADD look on her face, ADD she man.

 

She did make it back, need to see if any fumes remain in tank man.

Of course, she made Many,000,000 more business contacts and charmed the entire assemblage, yak she man.

She almost made us miss the late TV news by yakking at us about it, yak yak YAK yak YAK she man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

These, for example, are all products made in this area

No wonder everyone takes on a Norwegian accent after pigging out on baked goods, explains it man.

It sounds like a Romanian talking Gambian to a Nepalese, babel man.

 

We bet that your area of Minnehaha is quite pretty during your day-plus of summer, si Nola-B. ma'am.

Edited September 29, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Our back is killing us, and we've nearly lost use of one arm, ow and ow man.

This is because we've been putting Mini-B. to sleep in our bed during our evening nap while Mrs. T-B. is still at skool, si man.

 

He plasters himself around us like a miniature Manypus (2x2x2pus), attached wee to we man.

Mrs. T-B. and we agree that he isn't a particularly huggy type except in bed, interesting characteristic man.

We should probably enjoy all this before he becomes a remote Manyager, imagine we man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Supposed to rain on Sat. morn, like the last Many Sats., how dry we aren't man.

Might phantomize some GSs, expect-worthy man.

Fortunately, several ESs itineraried, indoors man.

 

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with unacceptably hoarded reputation-point inventories!

[NikLR 13,228]

Co-worker killed himself.  Found out yesterday.  Just saw him on Wed night.  I have only known him for a month.  No signs.  I miss him greatly.  I felt like he could have been someone I hung out with outside of work.  Such a beautiful soul is gone.  2 people in that family have now killed themselves and I feel such sadness for the remaining family members.   

[SAT 9,609]

Wow man that's terrible

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

54 minutes ago, NikLR said:

Co-worker killed himself.  Found out yesterday.  Just saw him on Wed night.  I have only known him for a month.  No signs.  I miss him greatly.  I felt like he could have been someone I hung out with outside of work.  Such a beautiful soul is gone.  2 people in that family have now killed themselves and I feel such sadness for the remaining family members.   

 

I'm so sorry Niki.  

[cdneh 3,112]

How dreadful. I'm sorry for your loss.