Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[Ontarkie 14,296]

Just meat sauce and garlic bread

[SAT 9,609]

that's not bad...

[Ontarkie 14,296]

Nope it hit the spot

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

No success.  He's going to bed without having gone.  I suspect he'll probably do it during the night. 

[SAT 9,609]

 

Well you know we still put a pull up on turtle at night. But she's pretty good at going poo poo when she wakes up...

[Ontarkie 14,296]

Pooping is a bit scarier on them. 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

how dare you pick up on my typo's

Do not irk, criticize, or needle the fearsome Ontarklar!

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I survived my two allergy shots today. I reacted a teeny tiny bit to the air born shot. Monday they will have me do them myself and teach the Hillbilly how to do them and use my Epi Pens.

Newspaper headline in states surrounding Arkansas (because everyone in Ark. is ilitrit):

Ontarklar Needled, Then Shot, Si Man

[TBoneTX 45,572]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I was prepping to go to school in Russia, and had a Russian tutor and everything.

So the pregnancy caused you to stop Russian around, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

It started snowing here today,

      ,  man

The farmers' growing-season must be only Many days, just long enough to grow Chia Pets, good grief man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

8 hours ago, Prawninator said:

Russian cursive

The TOS don't allow cursiving in any language, no P ma'am.

If you must cursive, do so in the regional forums, si P ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'd probably be fluent if my husband was a better teacher.

We regret that Mrs. T-B. is neither a rubia nor a linguist/grammarian, sigh man.

We have so many Spanish questions with no answers, sigh man.

Despite these formidable obstacles, we still compose elegant haikus in Spanish, about which no one has raved, reputation-pointed, or even commented recently man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

7 hours ago, SAT said:

That's like a Frenchman talking to a Tibetian, in Japanese!

Easy for you to say, oj tak.

Or like two Poles talking to each other in Polish, oj tak.

Or like two Texas Aggies trying to talk to themselves in English, duh man.

Edited September 29, 2018 by TBoneTX

[Prawninator 138]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Spaghetti 

Share plz

[TBoneTX 45,572]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

meat sauce and garlic bread

In theory, we like when Mrs. T-B. makes spaghetti with this stuff, agree we man.

However, she always seems to add something superfluous and vile, such as some suspiciously cilantro-looking leafy additive, prepare to barf or go aysheep man.

 

We had a mild argument with the chicas at the POTS office today, we vs. she ma'ams.

They said that if Mrs. T-B. cooks something that we don't like, we should say that we like it anyway, lie we to she man.

We responded that marriage = honesty at all times, frank we man.

Therefore, if what she cooks sucks, we should say that it sucks, up-front we man.

If she gets mad or sad or goes aysheep, we have two responses, see man:

   1.  "If we don't like what you cook, then cook what we LIKE, si man"; and

   2.  "Haven't you found a Rojo to run off with yet, huh man?"

[TBoneTX 45,572]

3 minutes ago, Prawninator said:

Share plz

Strands weren't long enough to reach from Ark to White-a-ho, no P ma'am.

And you're junior in this thread, so the rest of us get first dibs, know your place P ma'am.

However, we will generously let you have the Baked Possum, all yours P ma'am.

[Prawninator 138]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

Strands weren't long enough to reach from Ark to White-a-ho, no P ma'am.

And you're junior in this thread, so the rest of us get first dibs, know your place P ma'am.

However, we will generously let you have the Baked Possum, all yours P ma'am.

I'm Asian; we eat everything anyway. 😂