Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[NikLR 13,228]

I worked today. I complained about it all day.  I'm a freaking martyr.  (Not really)  I realized how annoying it was and felt ashamed.  It was one of my two days off though.  Now I just have Saturday off.  😭 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

13 hours ago, trudi said:

Colorado isn't that far I ask what time she gets here

Remove the (hint, hint) pre-owned toilet seats from your airport's women's rooms, si T ma'am.

Upon MIL's landing, urge her to pipi, si T ma'am.

When she does so, she will fall in and (if your airport is high-tech) be automatically flushed, si T ma'am.

Then, you promptly replace the (hint, hint) pre-owned toilet seats, si T ma'am.

Easy, si T ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

13 hours ago, Prawninator said:

Teller [...] I was brought up in conversation

Because, as you said yourself, she's a teller and thus told everyone about you, si and duh and  P ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

11 hours ago, Prawninator said:

Shrimpy has no longer has husband. Shrimpy was beneficiary, but Shrimpy's then husband (Krabby) cheated on her with coworker, then proceeded to gaslight Shrimpy, and then the divorce happened.

Do not irk, enrage, or gaslight the fearsome P ma'am, no man!

11 hours ago, Prawninator said:

on a scale of 0-Many, she's a Many

This is a problem for Polish males, see man:

"Is that Polish Commie-babe good-lookin', oj huh?"

"She's a Many, oj tak!"

"What exactly does that mean -- is she good-lookin', oj huh?"

"Like I said, duh man:  She's a Many, oj tak!"

11 hours ago, Prawninator said:

Shrimpy is talking in Many'rd person at the moment.

Person precised, see and  P ma'am.

And we talk in first person plural, so what's the big deal P ma'am.

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Red alert, man *** Red alert, man ***

Just noticed the LPoP (last post on page) and unread, sorry P ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I may make up some salmon for the HIllbilly.

And where's ours, repeat we man?  Hmmmph, man.

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

gnocchi

Gesundheit, and stuff it back in your nose where it belongs, gross man.

Gross Ontarklar!  Gross, GROSS Ontarklar!

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

maybe why Many kids

You get crackin' with the fruitful multiplyin', si D ma'am!

Delinquent Ontarklar!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

11 hours ago, Prawninator said:

NO! I applied for N-Many00 so NEENER, you're stuck with me. 

Negatory -- you applied for the N-Many00, neener P ma'am.

On the basis of Many years rather than Many years, we presume man.

(Got it, first try, whee man.)

 

Here, for your benefit, is the definitive Study Guide for the N-Many00 test, see P ma'am:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

Pop quiz on the content at Many o'clock, prepare well P ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

8 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

this really makes me hungry

You quit contributing to this drama and go back to your Cheetos, si QA ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I.need.sleep.   I'm getting 2-Many hours a night.

If you're getting too many hours, how can you need sleep, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

6 hours ago, Prawninator said:

That's no good for health. I only get Many-Many

That sounds like an excellent total, si P ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

6 hours ago, Prawninator said:

I work Many hrs a day

That's either bank-teller hours or slavery, narrow it down for us so that we can sympathize with or ridicule you si P ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Up all night every night feeding the baby.

Thank you for keeping us abreast of this situation, si Nola-B. ma'am.

Just consider that you are augmenting his already-ox-like strength, precocious wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

you gotta sleep when he sleeps.

This was the most prevalent wrong advice that we received, sorry man.

When Baby sleeps, Parents must do everything they couldn't do when Baby was awake, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I acknowledge that I'm trying to do too much.  The online classes, the EMT class at night, cooking/baking/making bento boxes, keeping everything clean, teaching the oldest two, working out, etc. etc.

What, you think you're Ontarklar or someone, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

Emulate-Ontarklaring Nola-B.!  Emulate-Ontarklaring, EMULATE-ONTARKLARING Nola-B.!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Man I'm telling you, I musta gotten like Many calls today.

And all of them were wrong numbers dialed by potential POTS customers intended for us, steamed we man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

2 hours ago, NikLR said:

Now I just have Saturday off.

You can go to all your local GSs & ESs, whee Niki-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Mini-B.'s book tonight was Guinness Records for Kids, read we with wee man.

It's about dogs, woof man.

Like which had the longest ears (= Many inches), highest jump (= Many feet), etc., interesting man.

 

After reading, it was time for bed, always-reluctant wee man.

We said, "Let's set a Guinness Record for who can fall asleep the fastest, si man!"

Mini-B. said, "Let's set the record for who can say 'butt' the most times: butt butt butt butt butt butt butt!"