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my VISA just got APPROVED 🎉❤️

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Got my EMT license.  Applied for local place yesterday.  Now, I wait.  It felt awkward filling out my work history as I haven't worked it so long.

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Well, La Colombiana is now a US citizen. Her oath ceremony was here in Santa Fe yesterday morning. I almost got in a fight with a guy, which rarely happens. I'm just not a guy that gets into those sit

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You'd be on to something if your cousin's restaurant featured genuine Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, convince him to get with the times man.

 

Speaking of same, we, the illustrious business typhoon, must return to our salesmanlike duties, $i man.

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Ok I'm done jiving now...

 

On to the more important stuff. 

What's for lunch, what am I gonna do today in the office...

How am I gonna get the kid to improve her grades...

 

Ok a little bragging, the kid, New York state common core, almost aced both English and math. She's an amazing kid, and even tried to credit me for her achievements...

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1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

You'd be on to something if your cousin's restaurant featured genuine Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, convince him to get with the times man.

 

Speaking of same, we, the illustrious business typhoon, must return to our salesmanlike duties, $i man.

 

And maybe if I took a dump in the urinal, I'd hit the jackpot...

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Teller at my bank got divorced, moved into a new apartment.

 

She met the neighbours, and had a beer with them and started talking...

...apparently her neighbours are my drunkard ex-boyfriend and his even worse roommate.

 

Why I was brought up in conversation, I will never know....

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MIL told me her flight gets in at 7:40 PM, SIL just text to tell me they've put her on the plane their end... confused cos Colorado isn't that far I ask what time she gets here - 2:20 - I've been robbed of 5 hrs of freedom 😭

 

Apparently she 'felt noticed' whilst she was there...I suggested they keep her but that was met with a very quick no 😂😂

Everything crossed for a smooth and stress free journey

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Just now, Prawninator said:

Shrimpy does NOT like to hang out with drunks (anymore) that's why he's an ex...

 

I see....well, does Shrimpy's husband in Singlapore know that Shrimpy  likes to hang out with drunks?

 

And, is Shrimpy's drunk teller friend hot? 

Does she like to get drunk often? 

Does she do naughty things when she's drunk?

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1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

I see....well, does Shrimpy's husband in Singlapore know that Shrimpy  likes to hang out with drunks?

 

And, is Shrimpy's drunk teller friend hot? 

Does she like to get drunk often? 

Does she do naughty things when she's drunk?

Shrimpy has no longer has husband. Shrimpy was beneficiary, but Shrimpy's then husband (Krabby) cheated on her with coworker, then proceeded to gaslight Shrimpy, and then the divorce happened.

Shrimpy's teller friend isn't a drunk, her neighbours are. But on a scale of 0-10, she's a 7?
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No idea, might be weird if Shrimpy asks though.

No idea why Shrimpy is talking in 3rd person at the moment.

 
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