Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,571]

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

he took Many days to sign the order requesting the background check

Someone needs to be soundly defeated at the next election, bye Your Dishonor man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

8 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

do any HR departments do regular checks to catch if someone might have had a DUI or domestic violence charge without anyone at work hearing about it?

Doubt that very many (if any) do, doubt we man.

All of our POTS employees, conversely, voluntarily supply us their police records monthly, motivated man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Squeaky, so squeaky.

Foto of newly warshed mouse now, see Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Coughed our lungs out like an illegitimate male child all day long, lung and short of it man.

Inside salesman started to give us a dirty look, interrupted phone call man.

Amidst choking, we reminded him of his high replaceability quotient, many eager successors man.

He shut up and went back to taking orders, wise move man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Speaking of which, we don't know why we pay sales commissions when all that the inside salesmen have to do is field incoming phone orders, desirable product worldwide man.

 

We could pay a hyskooler minimum wage simply to take orders by phone and get them processed, si man.

 

Going to call a sales caucus tomorrow to announce the new policy and salary structure, accept it or hit the road Jack man.

 

(None of the above affects independent contractors, who have their own high standards to meet, no and si man.)

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Mrs. T-B. re-began her night classes tonight and forgot to tell us and Mini-B., ADD she man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

We wonder what lame new-thread name will be come up with, yawn man.

 

We also wonder whether farting outdoors contributes more to global warming than does farting indoors, wonder we man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

28 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. re-began her night classes tonight and forgot to tell us and Mini-B., ADD she man.

 

My classes started again this week too. I think I'm going to try and try and get as much done as earlier as possible in case I get sick again.

 

I just finished Children of Time. I'm a picky reader especially when it comes to the fluidity of writing, so it is high praise that I liked this. 

[TBoneTX 45,571]

55 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Happy Many'th birthday, si T ma'am!

We presume that you are Many years old by now, si T ma'am.

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We now must out-figure what HSM to take tonight to avoid a repeat of Tuesday's tubercular exhibition, hack we man.

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

I think I'm going to try and try and get as much done as earlier as possible in case I get sick again.

Industrious Nola-B. ma'am!  Industrious, INDUSTRIOUS Nola-B. ma'am!

2 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm a picky reader

We can pick our friends, and we can pick our nose, but we can't wipe our friends on the furniture, si and si and no man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Cat* prep/HSM cough/zzz/cough man.

 

*currently snoring on adjacent chair, deep-zzz miu man

 

Mornin', industrious and nontubercular babes with zealously hoarded, eminently allocatable reputation-point inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

 

 

The Dane and I are both squeaky clean, minus that speeding ticket from my teen years that got erased from my record.  Squeaky, so squeaky.

 

You can't really erase it....

(Sorry to be the bearer of bad news lol) 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

30 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

You can't really erase it....

(Sorry to be the bearer of bad news lol) 

Oh I'm sure it is out there somewhere, but I believe the deal with the DA was no traffic infractions for a period of time and then it was expunged. 

[Prawninator 138]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We wonder what lame new-thread name will be come up with, yawn man.

Well?

[cdneh 3,112]

When I first came to AR, I worked for the local sheriff as a dispatcher. As part of the so-called training, which was really not very good, I had to ride around for a day with one of the Deputies. I did enjoy that bit quite a lot.

He has not been long in AR either and was only back so his wife could look after her aging parents. He was with the FBI previously and went back there once things were sorted.

I complained, at length knowing me, about being stuck in AP on our K1 for so long.  Everyone in our thread at the time spent a day or two there, and we were stuck just short of two months, so what's up with that MR FBI guy?

He told me that having no record at all was in some ways worse than having a bad one. No record it seems means that there must be one, they just haven't found it.  I suggested to him that no record ought to be a good thing, but I don't think he agreed.

[SAT 9,609]

32 minutes ago, Prawninator said:

Well?

 

He only comes up with tarded thread names...