Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 46,125]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

I-Manys for my in laws

If Mrs. T-B. had suggested this even once, her then-shapely hind end would have been on the first one-way conveyance back to Ecu, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Spent morning with Mini-B., bachelor interaction we with wee man.

 

Mini-B. built and painted mini-easel at Home Despot, proficient wee man.

Fed large, hungry duck at pond, stale bread man.

Went to nearby park for running around, active wee man.

Went to Jack-in-the-Box, ingest we/wee man with use of coupons man.

  -- Mini-B. ingested most of a bacon double cheeseburger, ravenous wee man

  -- Mini-B. ingested all of his French fries with ketchup, ravenous wee man

  -- Mini-B. then wanted an Oreo Cookie milkshake, warsh down the man-food man

  -- He even understood why regular vs. curly fries came with his bacon double CB, smart brain wee man

Went home to show Mommy/Mrs. T-B. the Home Despot mini-easel, successful morning completed man.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

Had 2 ESs and a GS itineraried, It's a Long Way to Itinerary man.

 -- #1 ES yielded the take below, see below man

 -- #2 ES (nearly impossible to find) rescheduled for next weekend, no prior notice and grrrr man

 -- GS featured about two or Many worthless items, grrrr man

 

Last two findings of above cost us about 2 hours, grrrr man.

 

The take, see man:

-- fluffy beach-towel; Many (2+2) warshcloths; full box Latex gloves; ~full bottle rubbing-alcohol; 

     Many-pack ([2+2+2]-pack) Dove bar soap; Many (2x2x2) cans LeSeur (sp?) very early peas 

     = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Think we're getting sick, but perhaps it's allergies man.

Mrs. T-B. had seemingly the same last night but was fine today, fine she man.

Will involve Heap Strong Medicine at bedtime, HSM we man.

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#2 laundry load nearly baked, must fold man.

Warsher to be de-dished, de-dish we man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', babes of all calibers and zealously guarded rep-point inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Man I'm gonna need one a those industrial shredders for my house...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

He's gonna be a lady-killer in a few years, cute wee man.

And we note his incipient ox-like strength, see wee man.

Yeah, I know. The Dane was actually pretty good looking and tall in high school, but too shy. The Troll is ridiculously outgoing and talks to everyone when we go out. That there is the clincher because girls don’t like to be rejected  

[cdneh 3,112]

Darned net. Dealing all day with a server-side authentication error.  And yes, Mr barely speaking English git on the other end, I do know what I'm on about.

[SAT 9,609]

Spent all day cleaning my desk (at home), it's all clear, or as clear as it's gonna get...

I should start filling out those 130s now....

 

[NikLR 13,232]

Why?  Tiff should do them.  It's her family. If she messes up it's not your fault. 

[SAT 9,609]

Man she wouldn't even know how to pay the water bill...

 

who's the brains behind the operation, me that's who....

[Ontarkie 14,497]

40 minutes ago, SAT said:

Man she wouldn't even know how to pay the water bill...

 

who's the brains behind the operation, me that's who....

Please tell me you're exaggerating?? 

If not you need to teach her. She needs to know this stuff in case the worse should happen. I know you have every other detail fine tune for her and the girls but she needs to know some basics. 

I know I don't pay attention to our bills, when they are due or how much anything is. But that is because I don't have too, the Hillbilly is good with our money and I already do know how to do all this stuff. I just for once am in a place I never have to think about it. 

 

[TBoneTX 46,125]

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

It's her family.

Where's the +Many,000 button, huh man?

Time for her to sink or swim, put your foot down man.

If Mrs. T-B. wanted this, it'd be her job, wouldn't touch it ourself we man.

Edited January 7, 2019 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,125]

12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Troll is ridiculously outgoing and talks to everyone when we go out.

Ox-like strength and yak-yak-yak-like communication abilities, resembling multiple ruminating ungulants wee man.

12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

girls don’t like to be rejected

Very simple:  rubia hair-bleach = nonrejection, simple man.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

7 hours ago, cdneh said:

Darned net.

You watch your language and quit cursing like a sailor, si Eh ma'am!

Naval-vocabularied Eh ma'am!  Naval-vocabularied, NAVAL-VOCABULARIED Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 46,125]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Think we're getting sick, but perhaps it's allergies man.

Whatever it is, we're blowing nonstop volumes of snot every half-minute, into paper towels man.

Attempted nap failed because of coughing and out-the-front cascades from whichever was the lower-altitude nostril, nonstop man.

Heap Heap HEAP strong medicine at bedtime, mandatory for we man.

Edited January 7, 2019 by TBoneTX