Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[SAT 9,609]

I'm like super impressed by the speed at which capital one moves...

[SAT 9,609]

14 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

ullet hole in my roof that did not puncture inside.

 

So what I think happened is that during the NYE celebrations and someone firing off a gun somewhere a bullet came down and hit my car. 

 

Hey you know, the same thang happened to me like 5 years ago. 

Except, it was a Yukon. 

And, it was the tail light. 

And, it was hunting season. 

And, it might have been my idiot buddy who was sitting in the field tree stand, about 90 yards from where my car was parked...

[Randyandyuni 2,682]

6 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Hey you know, the same thang happened to me like 5 years ago. 

Except, it was a Yukon. 

And, it was the tail light. 

And, it was hunting season. 

And, it might have been my idiot buddy who was sitting in the field tree stand, about 90 yards from where my car was parked...

coulda been ####### Cheney sitting in his Yukon 

[SAT 9,609]

no it was MY yukon lol 

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Man I gotta replace the Yukon...

it's an 03 Denali XL, in pretty good shape. 

126 clicks on it now. 

I know it's going to be a hassle. 

 

[SAT 9,609]

Man I gotta pump out (2) I-130s for my in laws now. 

How much is it to file an I-130 now? 

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,294]

I've come to realize that I've spent 90% of my adult life being a stay at home mom. All my education and work experience is out dated. I've been thinking of taking a course to be a Phlebotomist but the thought of going back to school even briefly and then to work is actually quiet scary.  

[SAT 9,609]

12 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 Phlebotomist 

 

Darklar is a phlebe...

[Ontarkie 14,294]

9 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Darklar is a phlebe...

It's the only thing I could think of that would put some of my education and work experience to use and not take me years of school to do it. I can't do years of school here, they are not very learning disability friendly. 

 

I don't even need to take a course here. Arkansas does not require licensing but it does help. I saw the employment agency here does a 3 day training and certificate. I'm just a bit leery of that one I can't find any real reviews. The ones on the site are most likely fake reviews. 

[SAT 9,609]

I thought you wanted to be a chicken farmer. 

Frank Purdue...

[Ontarkie 14,294]

8 minutes ago, SAT said:

I thought you wanted to be a chicken farmer. 

Frank Purdue...

Now that I would love.

[SAT 9,609]

So take a course in chicken farming. 

Poutraculture...

[Ontarkie 14,294]

Too funny. 

 

I need land lots and lots of land. 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

 

I wanna get like a ranch.

In...where it doesn't snow too much. 

But enough so I can have a gorgeous range of snow. 

I mean like hundreds of acres, not 46 like I already have...

 

[SAT 9,609]

My wife switched out the came sugar to brown sugar. 

Problem is, I gotta put 2 heaping teaspoons into the coffee...

 

Speaking of brown sugar, we haven't seen Dwheels in like 5 years...