Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[Ontarkie 14,294]

His name is Captain Jack Sparrow 

The kids picked

[SAT 9,609]

His name should be General Huc mong mong....

 

it's more like... "Huc mung mung" 

[Ontarkie 14,294]

Too late, his name fits him well. 

[Darnell 8,478]

On 9/24/2018 at 7:30 PM, SAT said:

Darklar knows about pig fat. 

He's a fat pig...

Yo Yo Yo ! I got down to my fighting weight this month, 195, only 4 percent body fat ...  No more busted knee problems, yo !  

 

So, ya, he _was_ a fat pig ..

 

mmmmmmmmmmmm Pig Fat !!!!  Drooling, yo ! 

[Darnell 8,478]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

I'm pretty good at removing gall bladders, ya want me ta remove it fer ya?

In the mists of the annals of time, I forget to ask - 

 

What's the backstory on this ?

[SAT 9,609]

1 minute ago, Darnell said:

In the mists of the annals of time, I forget to ask - 

 

What's the backstory on this ?

Stretch said she needs to have her gall bladder removed...

 

Now I might add, that the useless hillbilly can't afford to pay for the operation. But, he's not really as useless as we think he is. And, they have medical insurance.

However, he is in fact, a bona fide ham hock eating, bacca chewing, catfish noodling, cousin ###### hillbilly...

[Darnell 8,478]

11 hours ago, Prawninator said:

I will stand my ground!

Then each time you see it, report it via the report button.  This shenanigan has gone on for far too long ... 

[Darnell 8,478]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

Stretch said she needs to have her gall bladder removed...

 

Now I might add, that the useless hillbilly can't afford to pay for the operation. But, he's not really as useless as we think he is. And, they have medical insurance.

However, he is in fact, a bona fide ham hock eating, bacca chewing, catfish noodling, cousin ###### hillbilly...

No No - How is it that _you_ have this skill of gall bladder removal ?  I mean, come on, you probably get good practice on the bears each season, but .. 

[SAT 9,609]

I'm also pretty good at...

 

Frog dissecting

Cadaver examining

Chicken plucking

Dog grooming

Train driving

Submarine sinking

Government overthrowing

Electric wiring

People mocking

Horse riding

Wonton making

Bicycle riding

Roadrunner trapping

Pumpkin painting

Sheep shearing

Time travelling

Artifacts excavating

Money washing

Milf chatting

And many other surgical procedures big and small...

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah, and non cosmetic dentistry...

[SAT 9,609]

26 minutes ago, Darnell said:

Yo Yo Yo ! I got down to my fighting weight this month, 195, only 

 

What did you have to amputate?

 

I'm also pretty good at amputations...

[Darnell 8,478]

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

I'm also pretty good at...

 

Frog dissecting

Cadaver examining

Chicken plucking

Dog grooming

Train driving

Submarine sinking

Government overthrowing

Electric wiring

People mocking

Horse riding

Wonton making

Bicycle riding

Roadrunner trapping

Pumpkin painting

Sheep shearing

Time travelling

Artifacts excavating

Money washing

Milf chatting

And many other surgical procedures big and small...

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah, and non cosmetic dentistry...

This has become Heinlein-esqe, and that's a great thing (since he went to our uni as well) .. 

 

Here's the original: 

 

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects

 

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

What did you have to amputate?

 

I'm also pretty good at amputations...

Goofball - diet and exercise .. I am buff again, save for this troublesome hair

[SAT 9,609]

Hey that Heinney guy...he was a squid...

 

But he forgot, "hang a picture on a wall"!

And, "hang an engine on a tree"!

[SAT 9,609]

10 minutes ago, Darnell said:

or this troublesome hair

 

This is what you do 

 

1- go look for bear

2- shoot bear

3- remove gall bladder

4- submerge gall bladder in Jack Daniels

5- drink Jack Daniels

6- purchase bottle of Rogaine

7- use Rogaine sparingly, daily

8- voila!

[Ontarkie 14,294]

I'm planning my menu the next month for fun. Maybe I can get back into cooking since boy #2 is not around to request certain things. The littles and big sister always want the same thing. I can't handle it all be the same. Some days yes good old plain spaghetti and meatballs hits the spot. 

 

Any ideas? 

So far I have meatball subs on the list, and Spaghetti and Garlic bread grill cheese, sausage and perogie's, Ham for Canadian TG  and lemon Chicken. 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm planning my menu the next month for fun. Maybe I can get back into cooking since boy #2 is not around to request certain things. The littles and big sister always want the same thing. I can't handle it all be the same. Some days yes good old plain spaghetti and meatballs hits the spot. 

 

Any ideas? 

So far I have meatball subs on the list, and Spaghetti and Garlic bread grill cheese, sausage and perogie's, Ham for Canadian TG  and lemon Chicken. 

 

Favorites here are always chicken parmesan, chicken pineapple rice, Swedish or Danish meatballs, souvlaki, and tonkatsu.

 

My personal faves are red cabbage and breaded chicken, salmon katsu, cauliflower and egg waffles, and ricotta meatballs.