Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Next, the kid got this for Christmas. The nanny is ####### obsessed with this thing. Keeps hawking over the kids and me playing with this all day long FFS....

<sigh> 

 

 

tons of fun btw, recommend....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Yeah, and I like these 2 kids. 

I don't know who's worse, their father or their mother. 

I gonna use different names here. The mother, not too good in English, wanted to call the kid "Sammi", so I was like ok, then on the birth certificate, the name is Samantha. So what does this idiot do? The kid's name on the BC is "Sammi" 

Next she wanted to name her kid "Phoebe", so what does she do? She's gotta be different, the kid will now spend the rest of her life telling people that her name is "P-h-e-e-b-i-e". I don't know what her problem is. 

The father is another schmuck....with an ill temper on top. 

 

So many people here have creative spellings of their names. They also do the 3 letter nicknames on birth certificates, like Bob instead of Robert. It drives me nuts. Then, our kids have the proper Scandinavian spelling on their names and those same people are always spelling it wrong.

[SAT 9,609]

There's a pic of flower girl Turtle in the ole bucket

[SAT 9,609]

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

So many people here have creative spellings of their names. They also do the 3 letter nicknames on birth certificates, like Bob instead of Robert. It drives me nuts. Then, our kids have the proper Scandinavian spelling on their names and those same people are always spelling it wrong.

 

Chinese people are ###### retarded. 

My own cousin named his kid "Kenny' on the BC. 

I've seen other stupid #### on BCs like "Alex Chin", "Tommy Zhau", "Karmyn XXXX" Stupid  #### like that....

I'm like,  OK, what is your #### Legal name? Kenneth or Kenny? 

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Hey a lot of my wife's friends posts pictures of their kids in front of our tree lol 

[janet3 1,170]

23 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

You aren't trying to get rid of some goats are you?

 

Do you want more goats?

 

I'd like a farm like this:

 

 

 

At this point I would pay someone to take some of these unruly goats......

 

But now I really want a happy springing Lama.....that may be the most happy thing I’ve seen all year.

[janet3 1,170]

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

You mean to tell me there are three of us in AR? I must be dim, I never noticed that! It's a takeover, a tiny little takeover but there we are

 

Happy Christmas! 

I had no idea you are in Arkansas too! It is a take over! Yay!!!! My peeps!!!!!

[SAT 9,609]

No sooner than 2 guests leave my house, another unannounced guest pulls up! 

Come on...it's ###### 9 o'clock on Christmas night. Leave me the #### alone already...

Great thing he was blocking my neighbors driveway. Got a call from neighbors 10 minutes later. That was my out...

[SAT 9,609]

2 minutes ago, janet3 said:

I had no idea you are in Arkansas too! It is a take over! Yay!!!! My peeps!!!!!

 

If I opened your refrigerator door, will there be ham hock and pickled eggs? 

[janet3 1,170]

So...... I’m having a serious conversation about the bill of rights with my Algerian husband (who happens to be wearing a Santa hat) and randomly he asks about the banjo player in the movie “Deliverance”.

 

We are now listening to the dueling banjos.

 

Yep. 

 

 

[cdneh 3,112]

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

I had no idea you are in Arkansas too! It is a take over! Yay!!!! My peeps!!!!!

We shall overcome..something or other. Yep, we are in Northwest AR..in the Ozarks. Hillbilly Territory. There is a ladies sports team of some description in town called the Lady Hillbillies.  Banjoes, everywhere. The hills are alive up here with plinkin and plunkin..

Edited December 26, 2018 by cdneh

[NikLR 13,228]

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

At this point I would pay someone to take some of these unruly goats......

 

But now I really want a happy springing Lama.....that may be the most happy thing I’ve seen all year.

I would like to point out that the llama is springing around sheep, not goats.  lol 

[cdneh 3,112]

1 minute ago, NikLR said:

I would like to point out that the llama is springing around sheep, not goats.  lol 

Sheeps! My peeps!

[NikLR 13,228]

and with a headache, i retire to bed. 

 

[Ontarkie 14,296]

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Ontarklar needs to get crackin' with bakin' twins, Manylets, Manyruplets, and Manytuplets, keep ahead of Nola-B. ma'am!

no way I'm done, Nola can go for it she's younger  

9 hours ago, SAT said:

She not finished...

 

Oh man I just woke from a much needed nap. 

Now, coffee time...

Oh yes I am