Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,572]

We are writing from Sulphur, Louisiana, si La man.

We won $Many00 in the casino this eve, $i man.

This is a gringo casino, not run by the Casino Indians, largest U.S. tribe man.

 

Rant, grrr man:

1.  The only thrift stores open around here today are Goodwill, bummer man.

2.  Goodwill thinks they're Macy's, what's with the prices man.  Everything costs $Many, or even $Many.

      They will not (and did not) get any of our business, no and grrr man.

 

Merry Christmas to all, si man.

Happy Columbus Day to all in Poland, oj tak.

(And exactly WHERE has Asia been all this time, oj huh?)

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Cat is all alone at the casa, wondering where Daddy is, abandoned miu man.

We fully expect to find some Protest Barf somewhere prominent upon our return, see it before step in it man.

 

Prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent-without-leave Commie- and other babes with massively underallocated reputation-point inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Now I don't know bout you, but my kids know the words "shut up" as bad words...

 

 

I curse like a drunken sailor, so I'm just pleased when my kids aren't throwing f bombs around. Very informal language is the norm here, even for adults who work at school, so "shut up" is no problem.

 

5 hours ago, SAT said:

 

 

Hey I guess I'm the one who's closest to having a farm? 

I grow a lot of food, but I think you do too, so, maybe?

 

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Why is a llama herding those goats, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

Why indeed.

 

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We are writing from Sulphur, Louisiana, si La man.

We won $Many00 in the casino this eve, $i man.

This is a gringo casino, not run by the Casino Indians, largest U.S. tribe man.

 

There is a family from down in that town who moved up to this area.  It is Christmas, so as a gift to them, I'm not going to say anything since I've got nothing nice to say.

[SAT 9,609]

 

Merry Christmas! 

[SAT 9,609]

Little Gump is here now making a racket. 

And my wife's friends SIL is back (the guest girls aunt). Like, weren't you just here last night? 

Come on...

[NikLR 13,228]

Does your wife invite these people or do they just think they can show up?

 

I remember telling my ex-in-laws once that they were no longer allowed to just stop by my house. my ex-FIL complained to my ex that i needed to vacuum.  Oh hell no!  You don't get to just stop by without announcing yourself and complain about how I keep my house.  

[SAT 9,609]

They just showed up. Chinese people have this nasty habit...

They tried going to have dim sum this morning. But all the fooks crawled back to NYC from out of state for Christmas. So there's no seats in any restaurants, so they decided that they were gonna buy food and show up at my house to eat. 

But my girls are opening presents. Lots of them. They other kids have 1 small gift. It kinda sucks for them to be here watching my girls drown in gifts. 

They're gone now. They think they're going to Manhattan to see the rock center Christmas tree. 

They have to learn that Christmas is for sitting at home with your family. 

 

[SAT 9,609]

 

My ex GFs son, now 20, still texts me Merry Christmas to this day...

He remembers my number from when he was 8...

[cdneh 3,112]

16 hours ago, janet3 said:

Please move to the county (a farm)....I’m in Arkansas.....Tennessee is not far from me.....I can bring you some goats. (Goats are good for a farm) Do you need some goats?

 

 

 

You mean to tell me there are three of us in AR? I must be dim, I never noticed that! It's a takeover, a tiny little takeover but there we are

 

Happy Christmas! 

[SAT 9,609]

10 minutes ago, cdneh said:

You mean to tell me there are three of us in AR? I must be dim, I never noticed that! It's a takeover, a tiny little takeover but there we are

 

Happy Christmas! 

 

You might even diversify the gene pool!

[cdneh 3,112]

46 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

You might even diversify the gene pool!

At my age, it would be highly unlikely  

[NikLR 13,228]

7 minutes ago, cdneh said:

At my age, it would be highly unlikely  

I think Ontarkie did that enough for the rest of us.  

[SAT 9,609]

She not finished...

 

Oh man I just woke from a much needed nap. 

Now, coffee time...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

They just showed up. Chinese people have this nasty habit...

They tried going to have dim sum this morning. But all the fooks crawled back to NYC from out of state for Christmas. So there's no seats in any restaurants, so they decided that they were gonna buy food and show up at my house to eat. 

But my girls are opening presents. Lots of them. They other kids have 1 small gift. It kinda sucks for them to be here watching my girls drown in gifts. 

They're gone now. They think they're going to Manhattan to see the rock center Christmas tree. 

They have to learn that Christmas is for sitting at home with your family. 

 

 

I feel bad for their kids to have such inconsiderate parents.

[SAT 9,609]

55 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

I feel bad for their kids to have such inconsiderate parents.

 

Yeah, and I like these 2 kids. 

I don't know who's worse, their father or their mother. 

I gonna use different names here. The mother, not too good in English, wanted to call the kid "Sammi", so I was like ok, then on the birth certificate, the name is Samantha. So what does this idiot do? The kid's name on the BC is "Sammi" 

Next she wanted to name her kid "Phoebe", so what does she do? She's gotta be different, the kid will now spend the rest of her life telling people that her name is "P-h-e-e-b-i-e". I don't know what her problem is. 

The father is another schmuck....with an ill temper on top.