Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,575]

We were out of weaselschnitzel, so we made other sandwiches instead, lunch we man.

 

Why is it that every jam/jelly/honey container that has been handled even briefly by Mrs. T-B. ends up with as much of the contents on the outside of the container as on the inside, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Cat implemented Retraining program last night, determined miu man:

 

  1.  Full half-of-half an hour of Wrappers/Fuzzy Ball, chase what's thrown man.

  2.  Insistence on second serving of treats, vocally insistent miu man.

  Many.  Disallowing Daddy upstairs until Many full rounds of brushing, groomed miu man.

 

Who says that Man is truly King of the Beasts, huh man?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I don’t know why my husband thinks I’m so incompetent. It drives me nuts. The following events are from the previous 48 hours:

 

My headlight went out, so I asked him to pick me up a bulb so I could replace it. He proceeds to tell me that I should have the mechanic do it or maybe he’ll get around to it. I insist that I do it as I’ve done it before in other cars and it is easy. He just keeps telling me that I’ll fail and there is no way i can do it at home or while watching the kids. 

 

I did it this morning. It took all of 2 minutes. 😒 

 

My oldest poured boiling water into her hand yesterday. He tells me that I didn’t treat her burn right because I didn’t soak it in water. This is quite literally something I’m trained to treat, but does he believe me? No. 

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I don’t know why my husband thinks I’m so incompetent. It drives me nuts. The following events are from the previous 48 hours:

 

My headlight went out, so I asked him to pick me up a bulb so I could replace it. He proceeds to tell me that I should have the mechanic do it or maybe he’ll get around to it. I insist that I do it as I’ve done it before in other cars and it is easy. He just keeps telling me that I’ll fail and there is no way i can do it at home or while watching the kids. 

 

I did it this morning. It took all of 2 minutes. 😒 

 

My oldest poured boiling water into her hand yesterday. He tells me that I didn’t treat her burn right because I didn’t soak it in water. This is quite literally something I’m trained to treat, but does he believe me? No. 

You left out the best part. Why did the kid pour boiling water onto her hand?

 

I've used the maybe I'll get around to it ploy before. It doesn't go over well with La Colombiana. She wants that **** done fast.

 

Anyway, replacing a bulb on a car headlight is pretty darn easy, generally.

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[N-o-l-a 7,168]

5 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

You left out the best part. Why did the kid pour boiling water onto her hand?

 

I've used the maybe I'll get around to it ploy before. It doesn't go over well with La Colombiana. She wants that **** done fast.

 

Anyway, replacing a bulb on a car headlight is pretty darn easy, generally.

 

It is a more challenging endeavor in our truck, but doable. The turn signals are trickier in the Subaru as you have to gain access from the wheel well, but that is a whole 'nother ball game.

 

Yeah, there is a long list of stuff the Dane hasn't gotten around to.  I am not amused.

 

She was filling up her thermos and was holding the body of it. She missed the hole and it went straight onto her hand.  Ouch. 

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[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

Yeah, there is a long list of stuff the Dane hasn't gotten around to.  I am not amused.

 

She was filling up her thermos and was holding the body of it. She missed the hole and it went straight onto her hand.  Ouch. 

 

1- yeah Dutch people are pretty lazy...

 

2- poor little Trophie...

 

3- time to try that Chinese burn cream that I recommended many times...

[SAT 9,609]

Ew...somebody gave me the ugliest sweater ever made. I mean it's so ugly that the guy who designed it four Express should be fired and blacklisted, forever banned from ever designing anything ever again. I mean this thing is so ugly that not even someone from Arkansas would wear it...

[cdneh 3,112]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

Ew...somebody gave me the ugliest sweater ever made. I mean it's so ugly that the guy who designed it four Express should be fired and blacklisted, forever banned from ever designing anything ever again. I mean this thing is so ugly that not even someone from Arkansas would wear it...

Photo of ugly sweater please

[SAT 9,609]

Ok wait...

[SAT 9,609]

[SAT 9,609]

Man I don't even wear any sweaters...

[cdneh 3,112]

Whatsamatta with that? It's not ugly. It's color-blocked...very trendy   I thought you were going to post some ugly Christmas sweater nightmare. 

[SAT 9,609]

I'm gonna call you Mrs Magoo...

[Ontarkie 14,303]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I don’t know why my husband thinks I’m so incompetent. It drives me nuts. The following events are from the previous 48 hours:

 

My headlight went out, so I asked him to pick me up a bulb so I could replace it. He proceeds to tell me that I should have the mechanic do it or maybe he’ll get around to it. I insist that I do it as I’ve done it before in other cars and it is easy. He just keeps telling me that I’ll fail and there is no way i can do it at home or while watching the kids. 

 

I did it this morning. It took all of 2 minutes. 😒 

 

My oldest poured boiling water into her hand yesterday. He tells me that I didn’t treat her burn right because I didn’t soak it in water. This is quite literally something I’m trained to treat, but does he believe me? No. 

At least he didn't tell you to smear mustard on it or butter. 

 

49 minutes ago, SAT said:

Ew...somebody gave me the ugliest sweater ever made. I mean it's so ugly that the guy who designed it four Express should be fired and blacklisted, forever banned from ever designing anything ever again. I mean this thing is so ugly that not even someone from Arkansas would wear it...

It is ugly and not you at all.  Sadly though I've seen ppl wear them here  

40 minutes ago, cdneh said:

Whatsamatta with that? It's not ugly. It's color-blocked...very trendy   I thought you were going to post some ugly Christmas sweater nightmare. 

I was expecting the ugly Christmas sweater. 

[SAT 9,609]

15 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

At least he didn't tell you to smear mustard on it or butter. 

 

It is ugly and not you at all.  Sadly though I've seen ppl wear them here  

I was expecting the ugly Christmas sweater. 

 

See? Stretch knows ugliness when she sees it. I mean, just look at hillbilly...

And yeah, hillbillies like to wear Christmas sweaters...