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TBoneTX   45,578

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We overslept this morning, zzz we man (having bedded at Many a.m. man).

We ignored alarm for half an hour, ignore we in favor of zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. had to leave early, empresaria she man.

We thought that Mini-B. was up and breakfasting downstairs, assume we of wee man.

However, he was still sound asleep, zzz wee man.

 

Uh-oh, man.

We roused Mini-B., rushed him to dress*, and rushed him downstairs, truncated breakfast man.

 

*he pulled his shirt on backwards, groggy wee man

 

We insisted on "big bites" as he watched the mandatory Roku on TV, eat wee man.

We rushed him to the pre-up-warmed T-B.-mobile, rush we wee man.

Mini-B. groggy/grumpy entire time, chip off old block man.

Got him to skool in Many (2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2-1) minutes after de-bedding, made it man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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We certainly haven't seen more than a Manyzen or so orders for pre-owned toilet seats from thread participants consequent to yesterday's weekly ad with the handsome discount offer, hmmmph man.

 

You snooze, you lose, si and sigh man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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3 hours ago, SAT said:

 

You're allergic to the allergy medicine. 

 

And, we don't wanna see your rash, ew...

yes yes i am :P 

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I had this old 50" DCLP Sony TV. It's a fairly bulky LCD projection. Weights about 80 lbs? Anyway it's huge...It's in great condition and hardly ever used. 

I replaced it with a new 55".

So I taped a note to the old one that said the TV is fully functional, taped the remote to it. And left it out on the curb. 

1 AM, a Hispanic woman with ox-like strength turns into the Hulk and picks it up like nothing, stuffs the thing into the trunk of a car (I dunno how), and drives off happily...

I shoulda left a note that reads "come back in a few days for the stand"

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13 minutes ago, SAT said:

picks it up like nothing, stuffs the thing into the trunk of a car

Might be taking it for its recycling value, re-see man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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It looks like my 5 year old may have Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. She was complaining about her foot hurting her yesterday and she had a small bruise around her foot joint. This morning she woke up with rashes and spots on her legs. So my wife took her to the doctor and gave her some meds and to come back tomorrow for observation. 

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25 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

It looks like my 5 year old may have Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. She was complaining about her foot hurting her yesterday and she had a small bruise around her foot joint. This morning she woke up with rashes and spots on her legs. So my wife took her to the doctor and gave her some meds and to come back tomorrow for observation. 

 

I hope she's ok...

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30 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

It looks like my 5 year old may have Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. She was complaining about her foot hurting her yesterday and she had a small bruise around her foot joint. This morning she woke up with rashes and spots on her legs. So my wife took her to the doctor and gave her some meds and to come back tomorrow for observation. 

I thought there was a simple blood test, good luck my friend she will be in my family prayers

 

 

 
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