Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

 

26 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

I thought you said he ain't gettin' sgit for Christmas...

 

I'm not buying it for him.  It is like a self gift. 

[TBoneTX 45,578]

12 hours ago, cdneh said:

Hard to de-Medicare a person when they do not have it in the first place.

Un-/non-/dis-Medicared Eh ma'am!  Un-/non-/dis-Medicared, UN-/NON-/DIS-MEDICARED Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,578]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm not buying it

Sounds like what wives say just as husbands come home at Many a.m. and say "Shut up -- don't talk to me!"

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 It is like a self gift. 

A gift of self, huh ma'am?

Gifted Mr. Nola-B.!  Gifted, GIFTED Mr. Nola-B.!

[TBoneTX 45,578]

For our anniversary on Hallowe'en (Manytober Many'st), we had asked Mrs. T-B. (back in August) for two things, see man:

     1.  Get our watch fixed, please man; and

     2.  Repair some very decent socks, please man.

To date, neither is done, no and sigh man, despite our reciprocal offer to procure for her a Rojo, sigh man.

Edited December 8, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,578]

It has been monsooning solidly from Many p.m. (2+2 p.m.) till now, How Dry We Aren't man.

It has been raining Maine Coons and St. Bernards, domesticated deluge man.

Eventually, after dropping a few last Chihuahuas, it might end, wonder when man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Stopped monsooning and now is blowing cold, chilly man.

Why, the temps must be in the unspeakable Manys ([2+2]0s), outrageous man.

This was anticipated:  No GSs and only ESs scheduled for Sat., attend the latter we man.

 

We overslept our nap and started the dishwarsher late, we snooze we lose man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with delinquently allocated reputation points!

Edited December 8, 2018 by TBoneTX

[Scottish Mernymph 514]

Hey folks, hope yer all groovy & having a good start to your weekend. Gonna be attempting to begin talks & reparations later, wish me luck please I'm scared.
 

[SAT 9,609]

3 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

Hey folks, hope yer all groovy & having a good start to your weekend. Gonna be attempting to begin talks & reparations later, wish me luck please I'm scared.
 

 

 

Good luck! 

Don't be scared, ya ole git.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I did well on my EMT final, so I'm all set to take both national exams this upcoming week.  One of them is at 8am at a testing site 2 hours away.  That was the only slot that they had for the next two months.  Lame.  I'm so not a morning person. The Dane volunteered to drive so at least there is that.

 

My other class is done for the semester.

 

4 more credits in the spring now and I'll be done, all done.

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,578]

13 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm so not a morning person.

Sensible Nola-B.!  Sensible, SENSIBLE Nola-B.!

[TBoneTX 45,578]

20 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

wish me luck please I'm scared.

Groovy luck to you, si SM ma'am.

You will gain strength and resolve through every rep-point that you issue to our posts, si SM ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

Hit Many (2+1) ESs and should have just done the last one, oh well man.

The take, see man:

     -- office scissors; Many (2+2+2) packs cocktail napkins = $Many ($2+1), see below man

     -- 2 packs disposable plates; large pack Dixie plates; warshcloth; plastic funnel; set of plastic cups 

          = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2)

 

Would've bought much more at first ES, most definitely man.

However, people way overpriced, arrogant, and inflexible, final proof learned about this outfit man.

Nearly told them to take a long walk off a short pier, but we shall simply eschew them henceforth, bye man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Before ES-ing, we took Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. to breakfast at local Mexican place, ingest we man.

Afterwards, went to very-nearby favorite resale shop, whee man.

Found a shirt for MIni-B.; Mrs. T-B. found $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2) worth of stuff, pay for it we man.

Dropped stuff at casa and then went ES-ing, chronology man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Had too-short afternoon siesta, zzz but needed-more we man.

Warshed/baked kitchen rags, dutiful we man.

 

Accompanied Mrs. T-B. to professional din-din Many miles away, too far man.

Mrs. T-B. quite a foxy hot tamale, arm-candy she man.

Dined well, ingest we man.

 

Returned dead-tired, can't keep eyes open man.

Folded kitchen rags; warshed/baked/must fold bath linens, staying up therefor we man.

Dished the warsher, must de-dish man.

So sleepy, desire zzz we man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Fold de-dish cat prep major zzz man.

Fizzicle therapy on Sun., not moment too soon man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with zealously withheld rep-point inventories!