Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[Scottish Mernymph 514]

Dins for TBone as ye asked so nicely

[Scottish Mernymph 514]

7 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

well thanks...but now I need a translator too 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

https://www.pri.org/stories/2014-09-18/glossary-scottish-insults

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33 minutes ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

Hmmmmn
You might enjoy this

That might top the calculator as the most useful tool ever invented in the history of mankind...

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14 minutes ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

Dins for TBone as ye asked so nicely

 

Very blawclawin' strange looking haggis that is...

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My sister's kids, it's like no one in their entire lives ever taught them 1 single manner...

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They do whatever the git they want...

And I'm stuck with one of them. 

It's my theory that that is one the main reasons why no one ever invites my sister's anywhere. Me included. 

Nobody likes an unruly ill bred boisterous destructive kid...

Edited November 23, 2018 by SAT

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Baby learned how to pull himself up to standing today and that is all he wants to do. He’s getting so big, so fast. 😭

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Fat little nano Dutch pic now...

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Back to my sister, her piece of git husband is an outright conman. Anytime they get into a fender bender, they sue the other driver. That's their way of life. 

It's no wonder they have no friends. 

And my sister, she has more relatives than me (Different mothers), none of those relatives ever invite them anywhere. 

And her husband's family just stopped short of disowning him. 

 

For the newer guys...

when my older kid was born, my sister asks me if I want a case of formula, her husband's brother has it. 

I said sure, she said "Oh all he wants is 30 dollars" 

I said, "No, tell him, and his brother, to go F themselves" 

I mean, really....

The stories with these 2 are endless. 

And I, have just stopped short of disowning my sister. 

And, I'm the guy taking care of HER mother. 

 

 

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Every Thanksgiving without fail, they invite themselves over to my house. 

Git you think you can let me enjoy T-giving with my family? Just my family? Why don't you go do the same? 

They're probably too cheap to spend hundreds on food is what I'm guessing. 

And they spend the gitting night! 

This morning they take off to I don't know where and left their older brat kid here. I can't stand her! 

(And I love kids) 

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They're supposed to be moving to SC, I'm hoping sooner than later...

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Anyone brave the shops this morning hunting for Black Friday bargains?  I'm not for sure. I don't need anything worth fighting a mob for.

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Not me...

I'm trying to take a nap and my sister's kits is making a ###### racket. 

I need for them to get the #### out, go home!

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Now that turkey day is over, it's time for me to buy one. Cuz they're cheaper now.

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Ya cheap sgit...