Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,571]

9 hours ago, Prawninator said:

中秋节

You watch your language in this here Rant Thread, young lady!

Bilingual and possibly profane P ma'am!  Bilingual, BILINGUAL and possible profane, POSSIBLY PROFANE P ma'am!

17 hours ago, Asia said:

I'm at the office at the mo

Official Asia!  Official, OFFICIAL Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,571]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm making applesauce to can

       An Englishman, visiting the U.S. for the first time, went on a tour of the Farm Belt.  Impressed by the fields of crops as far as the eye could see, he asked what became of the harvest.

       "We eat what we can and what we can't, we can," replied his American host.

       The Englishman thought this hilarious, and he hastened to recount the story in his favorite pub after his return home.

       "And you know what the Colonist said to me?" he told his friends.  "He said, 'We eat what we are able, and that which we cannot eat, we put into tins!'"

[TBoneTX 45,571]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm hoping that I feel better before my class tomorrow night.  It is an annoying drive

The raw Arctic winds of early winter are already giving you Seasonal Disaffected Disorder, see we Nola-B. ma'am.

On the bright side, everyone in town has tuned their snowblowers in time for the upcoming blizzard, imminent man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

my hens will slow down laying now for the winter and some will stop all together for the winter.

Time to eat those worthless critters now, neighborhood barbecue D ma'am!

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I actually started freezing some for baking.

Better to bake them while they're fresh, but whatever floats your boat, sea D ma'am.

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The girls are going to pay

Good, good, D ma'am -- get angry at their lack of production, si ma'am.  Best way to make them pay is to fry them, teach remainder a lesson man!

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I also make breakfast for supper many times.

Didn't know that you too were Polish, oj nie.

Polish D-ma'am-like-Asia!  Polish, POLISH D-ma'am-like-Asia, D-MA'AM-LIKE-ASIA!

[TBoneTX 45,571]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

my awesome HK math skills

...pale in comparison to our (and a select few others') elegant and lightning-fast P-math skills, so there man!

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6 hours ago, Prawninator said:

I'm infertile

Fallopian chat, forbidden P ma'am!

Violatory P ma'am!  Violatory, VIOLATORY P ma'am!

6 hours ago, SAT said:

"Fallopian chat" is strictly forbidden here

Plagiarism, see what we just wrote above man!

[TBoneTX 45,571]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Hey I rarely get into Fallopian chat

You get busy being re-fruitful right now, see here D ma'am.

You're overdue to produce more twins, Manylets, or Manyruplets, delinquent D ma'am.

Delinquent previously fruitful Ontarklar!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT previously fruitful PREVIOUSLY FRUITFUL Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,571]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

They have a ton of Asian grocery stores here.

How much do Asians go for in your area, huh D ma'am?

5 hours ago, Prawninator said:

They're opening a big Chinese-style one here (everything else is Thai or Vietnamese) so I'm super excited. I've been waiting for MONTHS for its grand opening!

For how much will Chinese be on sale at the grand opening, huh P ma'am?

And what's the going price for a Thai or Vietnamese, huh P ma'am?

We have lots of Mexican supermarkets here, and Mexicans go for pretty cheap, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Pig fat for what??

For everything,  D ma'am!

You've lived in Arkansas for HOW long and you still don't know that basic tenet of life, huh D ma'am?

Clueless Ontarklar!  Clueless, CLUELESS Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,571]

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

1.  My birthday is today

2.  and my super romantic husband decided that my birthday lunch should be from Burger King.......

Many.  drive through (of course)

Many.  who says “romance is dead”?

1.  Happy Many'th birthday, si JMany ma'am!

2.  Smart Mr. Algebra man!  Smart, SMART Mr. Algebra man!

Many.  Brilliant and convenient, si man!

Many.  Alive & well at your casa, si JMany ma'am!

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I think maybe even Tbone might have been a bit more romantic than your hubby.

Actually, we are envious that we didn't think of it first, sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,571]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

you're married to Tarklar? ,(Tbone)

JMany's husband is Algerian, pay attention man.

Their national language is Algebra, si man.

His name, as we already and you should know, is Mr. 2x+y, got it first try man.

We are thoroughly impressed with his rapid Americanization, gringo he man.

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

No she didn't mention  the coupons

We hereby retract our last statement of above, de-pronouncement we man.

Yew needs t' learn him 'bout the 'Mur'can way of life, si JMany ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,571]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

And the used underwear...

...says Mr. Pay Full Retail For Everything, ridiculous philosophy man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

2 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

How thoughtful! I bet you didn‘t even have to drive and could enjoy your meal on the passenger seat?

This is optimal, ultimate ambiance man.

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

Mr 2x+y still doesn’t drive

Oh, how cool man -- able to afford a chauffeur by virtue of thrift when eating out, first step to Great Wealth* man.

Our chauffeur is named Jeeves or Smedley or something like that, si man.

What's yours named, huh JMany ma'am?

 

*Second, more robust, step = selling pre-owned toilet seats, $$$$$$$$i man

[TBoneTX 45,571]

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

Mr 2x+y still doesn’t drive

So you keep him chained to the casa, huh JMany ma'am?

A life of housebound bondage, servitude, napping at will, and all-day soap operas, huh JMany ma'am?

Hold-slaving JMany!  Hold-slaving, HOLD-SLAVING JMany!

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Time for a Rant Caucus, gather 'round man.

 

[ahem, harrumph]

We have called you all here to report that we have nothing to say, caucus adjourned man.