Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[Prawninator 138]

30 minutes ago, SAT said:

How many shrimps did you eat the other day?

I had about Many plates of shrimpies, and each plate had about ManyMany? So around ManyManyMany shrimpies?

Edited November 12, 2018 by Prawninator

[SAT 9,609]

So if you had 10 plates of shrimps, and there are 10 shrimps on each plate, then you had like 150 shrimps?...

[Prawninator 138]

Hmm. My math is bad. Bad math.

 

I had about 7 plates of shrimpies, and each plate had about 10 shrimpies. So... 70ish shrimpies?

[SAT 9,609]

 

Poll

Would you go? 

 

I have a cousin, her husband is a mover, with his own guys, and his own truck. 

About 10 years ago? 11? 

He gets into a pretty serious traffic offense. (I forgot what it was). 

He was going to get his license suspended. 

I sic my guy on it, the summons was dismissed. 

I never asked him for anything. 

 

A few months later, my driver was moving. 

Now I asked him to provide me a crew for moving. 

I said it's not for free. I just need a truck and a few guys. 

He said OK, but they never show up, stranding my driver. 

Subsequent calls were unanswered.

 

Down the road, they needed more help. But really, aren't they a little thick skinned to ask me again? 

So, I never answer their calls again. 

 

Today (I'm having a bad day), She drops off an invitation. Her 19 year old pregnant daughter is getting married. 

 

 

[Prawninator 138]

No, I wouldn't go, I'd send a card though.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

Not going either. 

 

 

I few weeks ago I cut 20 inches of hair. I didn't know it was that long. I just got tired of sitting on it and the kids stepping on it when they climb behind me in my chair. Somehow it's still to my waist. 🤷‍♂️

 

Made cabbage rolls. They are still cooking I'm a bit late tonight. While they are cooking I'm tearing a wall apart in my laundry room. I need to fix a leaky drain. 

 

Ok break over back to busting walls. Steve go break something. It will make you feel better. Just don't break something that you will have to rebuy. 

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, Prawninator said:

Hmm. My math is bad. Bad math.

 

I had about 7 plates of shrimpies, and each plate had about 10 shrimpies. So... 70ish shrimpies?

 

Man I thought Singapore people are supposed to be great in math...

[Prawninator 138]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

 

Man I thought Singapore people are supposed to be great in math...

STEREOTYPING

[SAT 9,609]

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Not going either. 

 

 

I few weeks ago I cut 20 inches of hair. I didn't know it was that long. I just got tired of sitting on it and the kids stepping on it when they climb behind me in my chair. Somehow it's still to my waist. 🤷‍♂️

 

Made cabbage rolls. They are still cooking I'm a bit late tonight. While they are cooking I'm tearing a wall apart in my laundry room. I need to fix a leaky drain. 

 

Ok break over back to busting walls. Steve go break something. It will make you feel better. Just don't break something that you will have to rebuy. 

 

1- Broom Hilda pic now...

 

2- it's Arkansas, let it leak into crawlspace.

 

3- very bad day, now I'm mad at the world. Underappreciated by useless wife, kid being a total brat. Not studying with her. 

[SAT 9,609]

2 minutes ago, Prawninator said:

STEREOTYPING

So?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

 

And of course, out comes the ####### benefits card. 

And there I was, ###### stewin'. Me, a hard working veteran who did everything to get ahead. 

And here's this selfish aisle hogger, she probably never worked a day in her life. 

She gets in my way in every way possible, and yeap, I gotta pay for her groceries too.....

I really wanted to yell out, "You're ####### welcome!" 

 

I'm going to preface this, with sorry to anyone I offend in the process, but how does a working family even qualify for food stamps?  Any job here makes too much money to qualify and without earning that much, someone could never pay for housing, etc.  They also seem to have a work requirement for adult household members?   Yet, I've seen the occasional local person use them.

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

Man there are tens of millions of people making a career out of this. It's called "collecting".

For decades and generations on end...

[Prawninator 138]

11 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

I'm going to preface this, with sorry to anyone I offend in the process, but how does a working family even qualify for food stamps?  Any job here makes too much money to qualify and without earning that much, someone could never pay for housing, etc.  They also seem to have a work requirement for adult household members?   Yet, I've seen the occasional local person use them.

 

I think it varies from state to state, but if you have a bunch of kids under the age of 18, or if you're their legal guardian etc, there are certain provisions for their care.

In my state, minimum wage is $7.25, and regular 3bd2ba houses go for upwards of $200k. It's nigh impossible to afford anything AND eat.

[SAT 9,609]

Wanna experience "Culture shock"? 

Come to Brooklyn. 

Wanna learn how to collect welfare? Come see me.....

[SAT 9,609]

 

I can go get 3000 a month SSD right now....