Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[TBoneTX 45,570]

The Rant Thread.  Circa 2013.  Started and perpetuated by SAT (Steveklar).

 

Tell us your gripes, fears, hopes.  (And we'll quickly put you down.)

Tell us your deepest, darkest desires.  (We will return you to reality)

All are welcome -- chew the fat here, pass the time.

 

A brief history of this thread: it started off as a place for VJers to rant, vent, talk.  It has evolved into an everyday friendly conversation.

 

THE RULES of the thread, from the undersigned.

1.  We like each other here.  So don't be a jerk.
2.  No Facebook links.
Many.   This thread is not for debates, not for fighting.

Many.   This is a conversation.  Keep it light-hearted.
Many.   If you see antagonists, just put them on ignore.
Many.   If you think that your stinkiness don't stink, please stay out.
Many.   Not everyone on the planet is going to agree with you, so don't push issues.
Many.   Please don't push your political and religious beliefs here.
Many.   If you don't like the people here, please don't post here.  VJ is full of other threads.

Many.   Please don't post anything that'll link anything to your identity.  We've had problems in the ancestral threads.

Many.   Have a sense of humor; don't be such a stiff.  Remember?  Humor?

 

Don't take anything personally; half of the stuff said here is just jive (In the case of T-Bone, it's 100% jive).

 

From SAT, the OP.

This thread is politically incorrect.  Come in, come in, rant away.  Let us tell you how to suffer.  Let us make fun of you.

Edited September 22, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Continuation thread for

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/670452-a-rant-thread-named-desire/

which was closed because of its large size.

[mrmvkjts 459]

oh hi there. 

cheetos for breakfast ❤️

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Sensible QA ma'am!  Sensible, SENSIBLE QA ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,570]

We have a few ESs (estate sales) itineraried for Saturday, si man.

The GSs (garage sales) will probably be warshed* out by the forecast monsoons, sigh man.

 

*Texas spelling & pronunciation

 

We also plan to pick up our altered suit-components from our tailorette, retrieve we man.

We're still sick about having to donate those Many (2x2x2)* suits that we will never fit into again, sigh man.

 

*P-math, the elegant and flexible numerical system consisting of the digits 0, 1, 2, and Many

 

However, the remaining ones should be wearable for a few pounds more, hope we man.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Now occupying our lap:  corpulent, loudly purring feline just awakened from deep zzz, affectionate miu man.

Probably wants the usual nighttime serving of treats and to play Fuzzy Ball, we know our children man.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

We called Mrs. T-B. from the office this eve to inquire about din-din, never a guaranteed finding man.

 

The dialogue, see man:

T-B.:  Will there be din-din?

Mrs. T-B.:  I'm tired, so I'm just going to order pizzas.

T-B.:  Get 2 big ones -- one cheese for you & Mini-B., and one pepperoni for us -- not just cheese.

Mrs. T-B.:  I will.

T-B.:  We'll be home at about usual, so time it so they're not cold.

Mrs. T-B.:  I will.

 

We get home a few minutes earlier than usual to find two cheese pizzas so cold that they should have been buried, sigh man -- further evidence that Mrs. T-B. has ADD, ADD she man.

[mrmvkjts 459]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We called Mrs. T-B. from the office this eve to inquire about din-din, never a guaranteed finding man.

 

The dialogue, see man:

T-B.:  Will there be din-din?

Mrs. T-B.:  I'm tired, so I'm just going to order pizzas.

T-B.:  Get 2 big ones -- one cheese for you & Mini-B., and one pepperoni for us -- not just cheese.

Mrs. T-B.:  I will.

T-B.:  We'll be home at about usual, so time it so they're not cold.

Mrs. T-B.:  I will.

 

We get home a few minutes earlier than usual to find two cheese pizzas so cold that they should have been buried, sigh man -- further evidence that Mrs. T-B. has ADD, ADD she man.

eat some cheetos!

[TBoneTX 45,570]

15 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

eat some cheetos!

Some years ago, we came home, and this dialogue ensued:

Mrs. T-B.:  I bought you cheap.
T-B.:  What did you say?
Mrs. T-B.:  I bought you cheap.
T-B.:   You bought us cheap?  What the dickens does THAT mean?  We're not that cheap.  And don't let Immigration hear you say that.
Mrs. T-B. [frustrated]:  Cheap, CHEAP!  I bought you CHEAP!

Further investigation revealed that she had gone to the store and bought us a bag of potato cheaps, si man.

Edited September 22, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Cat has indeed dropped fuzzy ball at our feet and is looking at us expectantly, play with Daddy man.

 

Mosquito-control truck just went by outside, blessedly man.

 

And exactly how many Cheetos have you ingested, huh QA ma'am?

[mrmvkjts 459]

52 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Cat has indeed dropped fuzzy ball at our feet and is looking at us expectantly, play with Daddy man.

 

Mosquito-control truck just went by outside, blessedly man.

 

And exactly how many Cheetos have you ingested, huh QA ma'am?

Half a bag for breakfast...maybe too much, maybe not

who knows

[NikLR 13,228]

Tbone.. be a big boy and use your numbers. 

[SAT 9,609]

1 child policy....

Man this is a subject of long discussion. 

 

The end of the 1 child policy was done in stages. Starting in 2016 to 2018. The fooks on the countryside were the last to be allowed to have more than 1 child. There are lesser known facts suck as all women under 50 had to check in at a clinic for a pregnancy test every 3 months, forced sterilization, etc....

 

But  anyway, in place is still a 2 child policy. 

 

Here, there are calls to revisit the laws in regards to the US' asylum laws in response to china's 1 child policy, which has been distorted for decades by these fooks and others alike....

 

Here's an article if you wanna read, there are dozens of articles. Non are accurate according to me. 

 

https://nypost.com/2018/05/03/these-parents-risked-never-seeing-their-son-again-to-chase-the-american-dream/

 

Looks like the enforcement agency that oversaw the 1 child policy was disbanded this year. But now they'll need a new enforcer for it's 2 child policy. 

 

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2137094/china-puts-end-its-notorious-one-child-policy-enforcer

 

 

Here's the story I spoke of in the old thread. And the follow up to it....

 

https://archives.fbi.gov/archives/newyork/press-releases/2012/twenty-six-individuals-including-six-lawyers-charged-in-manhattan-federal-court-with-participating-in-immigration-fraud-schemes-involving-hundreds-of-fraudulent-asylum-applications

 

https://www.us-immigration.com/us-immigration-news/us-immigration/undocumented-chinese-immigrants-remain-even-after-fraud-ring-bust/

 

What it comes down to is this....

 

1- Every mainlander swears up and down how great china is, but....it's not so great. In fact, no one wants to live there. 

2- Any well to do family will do everything they can to give birth abroad. 

3- fooks are ###holes. They are crass, rude, selfish, greedy, ##### savages. And giving the rest of the Chinese enclaves a bad rep. 

4- They arrive like cockroaches hourly, and smother the existing neighborhoods. (Read in the NY Post article about how they already planned their residency before they smuggled here). 

5- Fooks, don't wanna go back when caught. 

 

so, yeah, we have a serious problem here. 

Even my wife, she doesn't want to live in NYC now, because of illegals. 

We're swamped. When I walk my neighborhood of million dollar row-houses. I see more illegals than not. 

But the problem is not that they're illegal. It's because they're ###holes! 

They're not here to be Americans. 

They're here to continue the way they live, in their third world ways. 

But now I'm being redundant. 

So ends this post....

 

BTW, you know why their country of origins suck? 

because they were there! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

3 minutes ago, NikLR said:

Tbone.. be a big boy and use your numbers. 

 

 

and what, may I ask, are you doing up at 0002 hours, RMOT?  (Rocky Mountain Oyster Time) 

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Here's an article on fooks scamming  Canada.....

 

https://www.scmp.com/comment/blogs/article/1883085/immigration-mega-fraud-rich-chinese-immigrants-canada-who-dont-really