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I hate working in an office an sitting on my fantastic @ss all day. What a what of a truly awe-inspiring work of art!

My @ss is real and it's spectacular

Is your @ss flat from sitting on it all day.

you forgot to add the word big in front of @ss

I prefer "muscular"

big is reserved for something else

Hmmm must be the big microscope you need to see other parts

:lol::lol:

12/31/07: Sent I-751 packet to Texas, the LONG wait begins once again!

01/03/08: Packed received.

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I hate it when drunk people come into my office with some handwritten complaints they want served on people.

I hate it when they smell bad.

March 4, 2004 NOA 1

June 29, 2004 NOA 2

August 26th -- interview date - we need to complete a I-601 waiver so it's back to waiting again

January 6, 2005 i-601 waiver approved!!!!

January 21, 2005 VISA IN HAND

February 12, 2005 WEDDING!!!!!

March 10, 2005 mailed AOS and EAD applications to Chicago

April 18, 2005 EAD and AOS receipt dates for NOA

June 30, 2005 AOS RFE evidence submitted (translated birth certificate)

August 10, 2005 ---EAD approved via infopass appointment

October 18, 2005 - AOS interview in St. Louis - received an RFE for vaccination supplement

February 9, 2006 - denial for AOS letter due to the wrong form being submitted from the doctor. PLEASE MAKE SURE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN TO YOU!!

February 16, 2006 - USCIS accepts the motion to reopen without an additional fee - finally something goes right! We should hear from USCIS St. Louis office within 2 weeks.

April 3, 2006 - Received welcome to America letter in the mail!

April 8, 2006 - Received GC in the mail - done for 2 years!!!!

March 1, 2008 - mailed off I-751

March 3, 2008 NSC delivery confirmation

March 10, 2008 NOA 1

March 28, 2008 Biometrics appointment

Legal Permanent Resident - just waiting for time to pass for him to have eligibility for citizenship.

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I hate it when drunk people come into my office with some handwritten complaints they want served on people.

I hate it when they smell bad.

Ummm...what is your job exactly?

I was thinking the same thing!

12/31/07: Sent I-751 packet to Texas, the LONG wait begins once again!

01/03/08: Packed received.

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I hate working in an office an sitting on my fantastic @ss all day. What a what of a truly awe-inspiring work of art!

My @ss is real and it's spectacular

Is your @ss flat from sitting on it all day.

you forgot to add the word big in front of @ss

I prefer "muscular"

big is reserved for something else

Hmmm must be the big microscope you need to see other parts

:lol::lol:

Hey, what's up with that? We're like Peru people here....and guys on top of that. You totally broke the code and are hereby expelled from the order of males.

But you're right....big is not the right word......monster is more accurate.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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I hate working in an office an sitting on my fantastic @ss all day. What a what of a truly awe-inspiring work of art!

My @ss is real and it's spectacular

I'm with Merc on this one...

I hate being laid off as Brad Pitts butt-double. Used to have all kindsa work... but then swollen ego on jolie's part (see.. i can connect Dean here too.. ex-wife n all) sayin "brad don't need no butt dbl.... his is just fine!" then we get movies like "12 Monkeys" ... yes monkeys.. stealin my underwear as I sleep.. it's a consipiracy I tell ya!

oh yeah... I also hate ppl that make no sense at all. Just none. Always posting stuff to wherever n mis-spellin all the tiem.... damnit I hates them I do! :devil:

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

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I hate working in an office an sitting on my fantastic @ss all day. What a what of a truly awe-inspiring work of art!

My @ss is real and it's spectacular

Is your @ss flat from sitting on it all day.

you forgot to add the word big in front of @ss

I prefer "muscular"

big is reserved for something else

Hmmm must be the big microscope you need to see other parts

:lol::lol:

Hey, what's up with that? We're like Peru people here....and guys on top of that. You totally broke the code and are hereby expelled from the order of males.

But you're right....big is not the right word......monster is more accurate.

wow that is one huge microscope!!!

Expelled, bah I want another square!!!!!!

I got gold today :dance::dance::dance:

12/31/07: Sent I-751 packet to Texas, the LONG wait begins once again!

01/03/08: Packed received.

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I hate it when drunk people come into my office with some handwritten complaints they want served on people.

I hate it when they smell bad.

Ummm...what is your job exactly?

I work in a private detective's office. Most of our business is process serving.

and ewww my office still reeks from that guy :angry:

March 4, 2004 NOA 1

June 29, 2004 NOA 2

August 26th -- interview date - we need to complete a I-601 waiver so it's back to waiting again

January 6, 2005 i-601 waiver approved!!!!

January 21, 2005 VISA IN HAND

February 12, 2005 WEDDING!!!!!

March 10, 2005 mailed AOS and EAD applications to Chicago

April 18, 2005 EAD and AOS receipt dates for NOA

June 30, 2005 AOS RFE evidence submitted (translated birth certificate)

August 10, 2005 ---EAD approved via infopass appointment

October 18, 2005 - AOS interview in St. Louis - received an RFE for vaccination supplement

February 9, 2006 - denial for AOS letter due to the wrong form being submitted from the doctor. PLEASE MAKE SURE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN TO YOU!!

February 16, 2006 - USCIS accepts the motion to reopen without an additional fee - finally something goes right! We should hear from USCIS St. Louis office within 2 weeks.

April 3, 2006 - Received welcome to America letter in the mail!

April 8, 2006 - Received GC in the mail - done for 2 years!!!!

March 1, 2008 - mailed off I-751

March 3, 2008 NSC delivery confirmation

March 10, 2008 NOA 1

March 28, 2008 Biometrics appointment

Legal Permanent Resident - just waiting for time to pass for him to have eligibility for citizenship.

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I hate working in an office an sitting on my fantastic @ss all day. What a what of a truly awe-inspiring work of art!

My @ss is real and it's spectacular

Is your @ss flat from sitting on it all day.

you forgot to add the word big in front of @ss

I prefer "muscular"

big is reserved for something else

Hmmm must be the big microscope you need to see other parts

:lol::lol:

Hey, what's up with that? We're like Peru people here....and guys on top of that. You totally broke the code and are hereby expelled from the order of males.

But you're right....big is not the right word......monster is more accurate.

wow that is one huge microscope!!!

Expelled, bah I want another square!!!!!!

I got gold today :dance::dance::dance:

Gold pales in comparison to membership in the guy club and you broke the code again! You always support another dude when they are communicating the magnitude of the member.

This is your second violation and and as your punishment you will be sent a Kenny G shirt in the mail which you must wear while attending a knitting class.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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I hate working in an office an sitting on my fantastic @ss all day. What a what of a truly awe-inspiring work of art!

My @ss is real and it's spectacular

Is your @ss flat from sitting on it all day.

you forgot to add the word big in front of @ss

I prefer "muscular"

big is reserved for something else

Hmmm must be the big microscope you need to see other parts

:lol::lol:

Hey, what's up with that? We're like Peru people here....and guys on top of that. You totally broke the code and are hereby expelled from the order of males.

But you're right....big is not the right word......monster is more accurate.

wow that is one huge microscope!!!

Expelled, bah I want another square!!!!!!

I got gold today :dance::dance::dance:

Gold pales in comparison to membership in the guy club and you broke the code again! You always support another dude when they are communicating the magnitude of the member.

This is your second violation and and as your punishment you will be sent a Kenny G shirt in the mail which you must wear while attending a knitting class.

WHo told you I went to knitting class that was suppose to be a secret!!!!!!!! :ranting::ranting:

12/31/07: Sent I-751 packet to Texas, the LONG wait begins once again!

01/03/08: Packed received.

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I hate working in an office an sitting on my fantastic @ss all day. What a what of a truly awe-inspiring work of art!

My @ss is real and it's spectacular

Is your @ss flat from sitting on it all day.

you forgot to add the word big in front of @ss

I prefer "muscular"

big is reserved for something else

Hmmm must be the big microscope you need to see other parts

:lol::lol:

Hey, what's up with that? We're like Peru people here....and guys on top of that. You totally broke the code and are hereby expelled from the order of males.

But you're right....big is not the right word......monster is more accurate.

wow that is one huge microscope!!!

Expelled, bah I want another square!!!!!!

I got gold today :dance::dance::dance:

Gold pales in comparison to membership in the guy club and you broke the code again! You always support another dude when they are communicating the magnitude of the member.

This is your second violation and and as your punishment you will be sent a Kenny G shirt in the mail which you must wear while attending a knitting class.

WHo told you I went to knitting class that was suppose to be a secret!!!!!!!! :ranting::ranting:

no problem i see with the Kenny G shirt :whistle:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Hey I using it to wash the car, did not want to waste a perfectly good rag!

12/31/07: Sent I-751 packet to Texas, the LONG wait begins once again!

01/03/08: Packed received.

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i hate it when the person in the stall next to me puts their foot a little into my stall ...... :ph34r:

Pee on their shoe!!!!!!!! :whistle:

12/31/07: Sent I-751 packet to Texas, the LONG wait begins once again!

01/03/08: Packed received.

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