Harley Davidson

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Harley Davidson...

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, diedand went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you'vebeen such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, yourreward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to inheaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want tohang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, andintroduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one whoinvented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that'spretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without aroad?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, butaren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have someMajor design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words andWaited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God readit. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention thanyours."

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Harley Davidson...

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, diedand went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you'vebeen such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, yourreward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to inheaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want tohang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, andintroduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one whoinvented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that'spretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without aroad?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, butaren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have someMajor design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words andWaited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God readit. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention thanyours."

LOL....Makes me appreciate my Harley that much more!