Consolemaster's greatest hits

[Fandango 1,440]

BTW, I'm no science girl...but (di)hydrogen- (mono)xide is hardly difficult to figure out.

And I'd NEVER get an A in Chemistry

[Mary Lou 682]

I remembered in first year chemistry class the teacher asked, " How many of you support dihydrogren monoxide? It is used in nearly all chemicals that pollutes the Earth. It also is hazardous if you drink alot of it. This substance is also used in Nuclear Reactor. It's all over the Earth, and can kill you. "

Everyone in the class raised their hands because they don't support dihydrogen monoxide. I was the only one in the class that didn't raise my hands. Then, my professor walked up to me and said, " Congratulations! Looks like you will the our A student." Nobody had a clue. Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O, water. I would say I am raised a little differently than most.

^^^^ :lol:

I guess that 'different' upbringing did not 'support' the drinking of Dihydrogen Monoxide if one is thirsty?

-P

Maybe others thought they would vormit from it

[Niels Bohr 72]

BTW, I'm no science girl...but (di)hydrogen- (mono)xide is hardly difficult to figure out.

And I'd NEVER get an A in Chemistry

I know. I got it correctly. I was swayed to join the majority by raising my hands, however, when I thought that it's wrong I didn't raise. It goes to show that the majority who go against you aren't always right.

[Minya's wife 25]

Yes...perhaps because as you know, its also hazardous if you drink a lot of it. Makes that vormit come right up!

-P

[JODO 2]

The thread that keeps on giving and giving

[Mary Lou 682]

Yes...perhaps because as you know, its also hazardous if you drink a lot of it. Makes that vormit come right up!

-P

[eric&gen 0]

Looks like someone had too much time on there hands to do this lol but its good.

[homesick_american 1]

I'll admit I snorted like a pig when I read the " My father bought me a notebook for me so I can dribble" comment.

Classic.

But his English is better than yours.

[homesick_american 1]

I remembered in first year chemistry class the teacher asked, " How many of you support dihydrogren monoxide? It is used in nearly all chemicals that pollutes the Earth. It also is hazardous if you drink alot of it. This substance is also used in Nuclear Reactor. It's all over the Earth, and can kill you. "

Everyone in the class raised their hands because they don't support dihydrogen monoxide. I was the only one in the class that didn't raise my hands. Then, my professor walked up to me and said, " Congratulations! Looks like you will the our A student." Nobody had a clue. Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O, water. I would say I am raised a little differently than most.

ROFL...the kids in your chem class were idiots. That's one of the oldest chem jokes in the book; my high school chem teacher pulled that one on us when I was 15. Nobody raised their hand!

BTW, I'm no science girl...but (di)hydrogen- (mono)xide is hardly difficult to figure out.

And I'd NEVER get an A in Chemistry

I know. I got it correctly. I was swayed to join the majority by raising my hands, however, when I thought that it's wrong I didn't raise. It goes to show that the majority who go against you aren't always right.

Consolemaster was a chemist's son

But Consolemaster is no more

Since what he thought was H2O

Was H2SO4

ta-da....

[CarolineM 0]

stop

the

madness....

this is hilarious!! GEEZES

[ajames79 0]

I just found this thread and BAHHHHHHHAAAHHAA HAAA!! What a great way to start my day!!

great sport!

[Dan J 277]

Mawilson, How long did it take you to gather all the posts that was made by consolemaster ?

It's funny, I can't stop giggling around.

[LovinLiberia 0]

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard. I had tears streaming down my face. I almost went into a coma from not being able to breathe. Thanks alot...Consolemaster, you are one piece of cake. LOL.

[ivona 0]

Mawilson, you are the king :lol:

Colly, keep'm coming

[almaty 19]

Mawilson, you are the king :lol:

Colly, keep'm coming

Brother MA, is indeed a right thinking type of guy...and as i always write..funny as hell...