90 Day Fiance -- season ??? [merged threads]

[laylalex 7,293]

I am half (okay maybe a little more than half) Granny Steph's age and I am too old to be wearing pigtails. 

 

So I have started sucking my dad into watching TOW. "Who's that?" "What's catfishing?" "Why would she want to marry that person?" "He looks like he has bodies under the floorboards." "She's too good for him." "They deserve each other." "WHY ARE YOU LEAVING YOUR PIZZA PLACE???"

 

Dad also said Bini needed to get over himself re: Ariela's ex, but my dad is prejudiced -- he is (and has been for several years) in a relatively high stakes fantasy baseball league with my ex-husband. My dad has said to me in the past things like, I don't know what's so bad about him, baby, he's a really good friend to me! 🙄 So basically I am Bini and my dad is Ariela.  

[Boiler 45,728]

I thought Steph was 50 something and to be fair she is pretty good shape for that age.

[laylalex 7,293]

Just now, Boiler said:

I thought Steph was 50 something and to be fair she is pretty good shape for that age.

I was stretching the truth a little there, she's definitely not in her early 70s. And she is in great shape! But... I wouldn't do any of that at 36, not even for semi-tasteful "boudoir" photos. 

 

Can't I just judge her a little?

[Boiler 45,728]

We do not judge on VJ

 

Journey not judgement

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I think she's like 52. by comparison, courtney cox, who looks amazing and is not crazy is 57.

 

steph does look good but she needs to lose the pigtails and other cutesy affections

 

No dude would accept some ex deciding to turn up in ethiopia of all places

 

and someone tell corey to run off with jenny from peru. evelyn is NOT all that

[kkmk 47]

On 8/21/2021 at 8:31 PM, laylalex said:

overegg the pudding

omg i loved that expression, never heard of it before and i am totally adopting it

 

now who's watching 90 day fiance the other way? i'm loving it

 

corey and evelin: borefest, please let them go away. but i also root for corey to dump evelin and go to the colombian girl or peruvian girl i don't remember

sumit and jenny: entertaining...sumit calling astrology a science LOL i wonder if sumit paid the astrologer to tell them not to rush into marriage lol will sumit ever marry jenny? why is jenny wanting to live in india as opposed to bringing sumit to the us? i kinda think sumit is a bit checked out of this relationship already, i think he wants to drag it as much as he can for the tlc paycheck

ellie and baba (victor): yes please. she must really love that dude to let go of his betrayal...i'm rooting for her. ellie's pizza co-worker is..weird

steven with a v and alina: looking forward to their storyline, steven is quite a figure and alina seems very sweet. i'm quite impressed that steven learned russian because that's pretty rare for the americans to actually learn a new language even if they lived abroad lol

ari and bini: i always feel like fast-forwarding their bits. bini seems like such a sweet guy but idk because i fast-forwarded his bits in the previous season lol what's up with inviting the ex to visit and stay at your house with your husband? hmmmmm i wouldn't be able to take it as well as bini did. clearly ari lacks empathy, i don't think she'd take that well if bini were to do the same to her. also, ari has been living this entire time in ethiopia and said she hasn't tried their typical dishes yet...uh?

 

what are you guys' take?

 

 

 

 

 

[Ed&Midori1031 330]

Sorry if I'm late but what did everyone thing of the Tell All for the last Happily ever After season?

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

15 hours ago, kkmk said:

omg i loved that expression, never heard of it before and i am totally adopting it

 

now who's watching 90 day fiance the other way? i'm loving it

 

corey and evelin: borefest, please let them go away. but i also root for corey to dump evelin and go to the colombian girl or peruvian girl i don't remember

sumit and jenny: entertaining...sumit calling astrology a science LOL i wonder if sumit paid the astrologer to tell them not to rush into marriage lol will sumit ever marry jenny? why is jenny wanting to live in india as opposed to bringing sumit to the us? i kinda think sumit is a bit checked out of this relationship already, i think he wants to drag it as much as he can for the tlc paycheck

ellie and baba (victor): yes please. she must really love that dude to let go of his betrayal...i'm rooting for her. ellie's pizza co-worker is..weird

steven with a v and alina: looking forward to their storyline, steven is quite a figure and alina seems very sweet. i'm quite impressed that steven learned russian because that's pretty rare for the americans to actually learn a new language even if they lived abroad lol

ari and bini: i always feel like fast-forwarding their bits. bini seems like such a sweet guy but idk because i fast-forwarded his bits in the previous season lol what's up with inviting the ex to visit and stay at your house with your husband? hmmmmm i wouldn't be able to take it as well as bini did. clearly ari lacks empathy, i don't think she'd take that well if bini were to do the same to her. also, ari has been living this entire time in ethiopia and said she hasn't tried their typical dishes yet...uh?

 

what are you guys' take?

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty good takes - yes corey must dump evelyn

I like that Jenny got called "an elder" by the astrologist

rooting for ellie - but this is not going to end well, is it?

steven is going to be this seasons syngin - look at how WAAACCKKEYYY  I am

Ari is one of the many female 90 Dayers who thinks she is really cultured, sophisticated and global but is actually a selfish and clueless. see also: tanya who is married to syngin and that christian child bride singer with the spanish dude. But to be fair to Ari Bini did play butt bongos with his ex in a nightclub, so.....

 

Edited September 1, 2021 by Trompe le Monde

[laylalex 7,293]

2 hours ago, Trompe le Monde said:

Pretty good takes - yes corey must dump evelyn

I like that Jenny got called "an elder" by the astrologist

rooting for ellie - but this is not going to end well, is it?

steven is going to be this seasons syngin - look at how WAAACCKKEYYY  I am

Ari is one of the many female 90 Dayers who thinks she is really cultured, sophisticated and global but is actually a selfish and clueless. see also: tanya who is married to syngin and that christian child bride singer with the spanish dude. But to be fair to Ari Bini did play butt bongos with his ex in a nightclub, so.....

 

 

18 hours ago, kkmk said:

corey and evelin: borefest, please let them go away. but i also root for corey to dump evelin and go to the colombian girl or peruvian girl i don't remember

sumit and jenny: entertaining...sumit calling astrology a science LOL i wonder if sumit paid the astrologer to tell them not to rush into marriage lol will sumit ever marry jenny? why is jenny wanting to live in india as opposed to bringing sumit to the us? i kinda think sumit is a bit checked out of this relationship already, i think he wants to drag it as much as he can for the tlc paycheck

ellie and baba (victor): yes please. she must really love that dude to let go of his betrayal...i'm rooting for her. ellie's pizza co-worker is..weird

steven with a v and alina: looking forward to their storyline, steven is quite a figure and alina seems very sweet. i'm quite impressed that steven learned russian because that's pretty rare for the americans to actually learn a new language even if they lived abroad lol

ari and bini: i always feel like fast-forwarding their bits. bini seems like such a sweet guy but idk because i fast-forwarded his bits in the previous season lol what's up with inviting the ex to visit and stay at your house with your husband? hmmmmm i wouldn't be able to take it as well as bini did. clearly ari lacks empathy, i don't think she'd take that well if bini were to do the same to her. also, ari has been living this entire time in ethiopia and said she hasn't tried their typical dishes yet...uh?

OMG I missed that bit about Jenny being an elder!  She is NEVER going to (1) get Sumit to marry her and (2) be able to consistently pronounce his name in the same way more than once in a row. Agree about the TLC paycheck. One of the 90DF podcasts I listen to (don't judge, apparently according to @Boiler we do not judge on VJ) talked about doing an analysis of how far the TLC money would go in India, and the answer was: far. Very far. Also hilarious was that the producers got Sumit to reenact his call center "Michael Jones" persona. This is quality television!

 

Corey needs to be with his Peruvian hottie and leave Evelin, though I enjoyed hearing him refer to himself as a "grande camaron." 

 

Steven will 100% steal your organs, I know it! 

 

I continue to worry about Ellie, the more I think about it. Also, there is a big unanswered question for me: why does he show up as "Victor 3" on her phone?  I mean, it's better than when Granny Steph had "Harris....Future Fiance????" as the caller ID for that guy but still. QUESTIONS!

 

Here's something about Ari -- why has she been living all this time in Ethiopia but it's the nanny who has to teach her all this stuff about Ethiopian culture? Why didn't Bini care enough? Look, my ex was a piece of work but when I went to do a trial run living in his country, he at least tried to help me get accustomed to living there. I'd lived there before as a student, but it is a different situation when you're living there without the structure of school or a job. What is Bini doing besides playing butt bongos that he can't help Ari? 

 

Okay, maybe I am judging a little.  

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I am convinced absolutely no one in the 90 day universe actually inputs their so's christian name in the phone, it's always "my princess" or "my morcoccan king" or things of that nature. I bet Yara has Jovi in her phone as "stupid drunk baby daddy from the swamp" or something similar

[Boiler 45,728]

OK to judge 90 Day, that is what it is all about.

[kkmk 47]

7 hours ago, laylalex said:

One of the 90DF podcasts I listen to (don't judge, apparently according to @Boiler we do not judge on VJ) talked about doing an analysis of how far the TLC money would go in India, and the answer was: far. Very far.

omg do tell which podcast it is, i hope it's a different one from the ones i listen to! yes judge me i love running errands or walking my dog while listening to trashy podcasts about trashy tv hahaha 

 

8 hours ago, laylalex said:

I continue to worry about Ellie, the more I think about it. Also, there is a big unanswered question for me: why does he show up as "Victor 3" on her phone?  I mean, it's better than when Granny Steph had "Harris....Future Fiance????" as the caller ID for that guy but still. QUESTIONS!

HAHAHA I MISSED THAT! nothing can top stephs "harris...future fiance????"  hahahaha 

 

i really would like to know which one of the couples that chose to apply to be on 90 day fiance ?

what are your theories?

the ones that come to my mind:

yara and jovi: yara wanted the influencer lifestyle and sell her aliexpress overpriced jackets, and she was also in other trashy reality tv shows in her homeland

syngyn and tania: both wanted the fame and the easy life associated with the influencer lifestyle, i think i read somewhere that they wanted the exposure to sell their hippie soaps and whatnot

sumit and jenny: sumit because he wanted to get a paycheck and a divorce but if he did it on a reality tv show his parents and the parents of the ex could not kill him because of the exposure lol

angela and mykull: angela is not stranger to trash tv as she went to maury's, right? also, she loves being the center of attention, thinks she's such a gift to the world and needed the money for her plastic surgeries and cigarettes. i think mykull at this point just puts up with angela's abuse because he likes that tlc paycheck...i don't think he cares about the greencard that much....no greencard is worth the abuse he goes through..but then i heard angela spent the money he made from the show and cameos on her plastic surgeries...

ari and bini: ari whose traveling lifestyle was probably sponsored by her parents, probably wanted the tlc paycheck in order to afford her lifestyle with live-in nanny and mansion in ethiopia, since butt bongos wouldn't do it

libby and andrei: libby and her famewh*oring family i mean...libby is an actress wannabe right? i think she just wanted to be tv famous at any cost, since her acting career didn't take off she settled for reality tv..what's intriguing is how much her entire family is thirsty for the tv fame....and they're milking it by selling their onlyfans subscriptions where they show every.thing. this is particularly precious when you think that not a long time ago libby shaded larissa by calling her a "stripper" haha

darcy and jesse and tom: all of them! their ego and vanity are SO similar it's hilarious...

 

if anyone really cared about their relationship and had two cells in their brains, they'd know that they should reevaluate their life choices and relationships if tlc has any interest in your relationship...it's probably because it's a hotmess and they'll make sure to enhance the trainwreck for our own amusement....it's total self-sabotage if you care about relationship and your mental health, but it's great for the $$$$ if all you care about is instagram followers and trying to score a spin-off

 

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I bet libby's sisters and Charlie&Meghan goaded her into it so they could have a bigger platform for their onlyfans accounts

 

obviously natalie of mike and natalie wanted to launch her US media career to get her out of woods

so many of the broke ### men (horrible paul of paul and karine, david of david and annie, etc) probably did it for the TLC money

 

Why did Colteeeee do it I wonder?

[laylalex 7,293]

I will defend Darcey forever.  She's so ridiculous and over the top, and her plastic surgeries are trash, but I truly believe she feels everything she's emoting. Also, she's had a lifetime being gaslit by her evil twin, Stacey. Stacey's life is dedicated to making Darcey feel bad about everything, and undermining her at every step. 

[kkmk 47]

4 hours ago, Trompe le Monde said:

Why did Colteeeee do it I wonder?

to have more options to send his d*ck pic to! hahahahaha it worked, his relationship with jess was because she slid into his dms because of his tlc fame, no?

 

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

I will defend Darcey forever.  She's so ridiculous and over the top, and her plastic surgeries are trash, but I truly believe she feels everything she's emoting. Also, she's had a lifetime being gaslit by her evil twin, Stacey. Stacey's life is dedicated to making Darcey feel bad about everything, and undermining her at every step. 

hahaha darcey may be thirsty for that fame, but she seems to be a sweetheart! i don't think she used anybody in order to get famous, but i do think that tom and jesse used her (and still do!) for that. you are so right about stacey! bet she was very frustrated when darcey scored the 90 day fiance gig with jesse and not her!