‘2 + 2 = 4,’ Insists Closed-Minded Bigot

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MUNCIE, IN—In a mathematics lesson delivered to her kindergarten class Tuesday, local teacher and closed-minded bigot Becky Delatorre reportedly insisted that two plus two equals four, all the time, to the exclusion of all other numbers, no matter how anyone feels about it.

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After horrified students reported the incident to their parents, the school district had no choice but to take action, and has suspended the teacher without pay until the incident has been investigated more thoroughly.

“We are a place that values all opinions, feelings, and expressions,” the superintendent said in a statement Tuesday. “There is no room for intolerance of any kind in our schools.”

more at http://babylonbee.com/news/2-2-4-insists-closed-minded-bigot/

 

[bcking 3,157]

Sounds like a school that teaches alternative facts.

 

Is Conway an alum?

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

1 hour ago, bcking said:

Sounds like a school that teaches alternative facts.

 

Is Conway an alum?

Probably a liberal “progressive” school.

[TBoneTX 46,058]

A psychiatrist was interviewing 3 candidates to be his new receptionist:  a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.

"How much are 2 and 2?" he asked, observing each closely.

"Four," said the blonde.

"Twenty-two," said the redhead.

"It could be four, or it could be twenty-two," said the brunette.

 

So which one did the psychiatrist hire?

The prettiest one, of course!

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  A mathematician, a biologist, and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe, watching people going into and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.  First, they see 2 people going into the house.
  Time passes.  After a while, they notice 3 people coming out of the house.
  The physicist:  "The measurement wasn't accurate."
  The biologist:  "They have reproduced."
  The mathematician:  "If now exactly one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."

Edited May 11, 2018 by TBoneTX

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I love the BabylonBee!

 

 

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7 hours ago, IDWAF said:

Probably a liberal “progressive” school.

If that's what you call the school of Trump and Conway, where anything can be a "fact" as long as they say it. Then sure.

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15 minutes ago, bcking said:

If that's what you call the school of Trump and Conway, where anything can be a "fact" as long as they say it. Then sure.

So you are saying that a politician stretches the truth?

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Just now, Bill & Katya said:

So you are saying that a politician stretches the truth?

I'm saying certain politicians have argued that there are alternative truths. As if it's flexible.

 

Most are misleading, quite often as well. None hold a candle to Trump. We've had this conversation already. There is no objective comparison out there that gets any past President even close.

 

2 + 2 = 5l. Alternative math taught to you by Mrs Conway, Trump's math teacher.

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19 minutes ago, bcking said:

I'm saying certain politicians have argued that there are alternative truths. As if it's flexible.

 

Most are misleading, quite often as well. None hold a candle to Trump. We've had this conversation already. There is no objective comparison out there that gets any past President even close.

 

2 + 2 = 5l. Alternative math taught to you by Mrs Conway, Trump's math teacher.

Typical response, they all do, but Trump is worst.  I can think of a few others in his league, but whatever.

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1 minute ago, Bill & Katya said:

Typical response, they all do, but Trump is worst.  I can think of a few others in his league, but whatever.

Show me objective evidence of such and we can talk.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/12/14/opinion/sunday/trump-lies-obama-who-is-worse.html

 

Something like this.

Edited May 11, 2018 by bcking

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1 minute ago, bcking said:

Show me objective evidence of such and we can talk.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/12/14/opinion/sunday/trump-lies-obama-who-is-worse.html

 

Something like this.

Yep, saw the biased NYTimes article already.  Interesting thing about fact checkers, they also are prone to political biases.  Btw, this thread has nothing to do with Trump, so why did you bring up his administration with the very first response? 

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Just now, Bill & Katya said:

Yep, saw the biased NYTimes article already.  Interesting thing about fact checkers, they also are prone to political biases.  Btw, this thread has nothing to do with Trump, so why did you bring up his administration with the very first response? 

The article lists every lie they count. So it is pretty easy to "check" their biases. They are explicit in counting.

 

Make your own list or find another one to dispute them. They are the only objective count to compare then.

 

I brought up his administration because they are the best example of when fact and truth becomes fluid. That is what your story was giving an example of. Where people can fight and argue about a fact. The best current example of that is Trump and his administration. They will lie or make a mistake and then try to argue it was all intentional.

 

The most recent I can think of is when Trump argued Obama should have worked to free the three men in North Korea...two weren't taken prisoner until Trump was in office. When Conway was asked up front about it, she just made excuses.

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7 minutes ago, bcking said:

The article lists every lie they count. So it is pretty easy to "check" their biases. They are explicit in counting.

 

Make your own list or find another one to dispute them. They are the only objective count to compare then.

 

I brought up his administration because they are the best example of when fact and truth becomes fluid. That is what your story was giving an example of. Where people can fight and argue about a fact. The best current example of that is Trump and his administration. They will lie or make a mistake and then try to argue it was all intentional.

 

The most recent I can think of is when Trump argued Obama should have worked to free the three men in North Korea...two weren't taken prisoner until Trump was in office. When Conway was asked up front about it, she just made excuses.

The story was a parody meant to make people laugh.

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1 hour ago, Bill & Katya said:

The story was a parody meant to make people laugh.

and it went Vitrol  Trump on the second post. 

 

I think it's time to add a Trump derangement disorder to to DSM