CNN Helpfully Instructs Hawaiians Not To Try To Stop The Flow Of Lava

[Ban Hammer 13,333]

CNN should be covering the New York AG case with reckless abandon, but instead, the cable news network is focusing on instructing Hawaiians living near the Mt. Kilauea eruption zone that lava is hot and that they should not attempt to touch or stop the flow.

In a piece entitled, "People Have Tried to Stop Lava, This is Why They've Failed," CNN helpfully informs its readers that lava is, in fact, hot, and that you should not touch it if you do not want to get burned. Lava is also fast moving, shockingly heavy, and — and this is most important — made up of boiling hot magma exploding forth from the Earth's mantle.

The instruction was so important, CNN actually sent out an emergency text message to its subscribers warning them to stay as far away as possible from a substance that can literally eat a car in a matter of minutes.

more amusement at https://www.dailywire.com/news/30385/cnn-helpfully-instructs-hawaiians-not-try-stop-emily-zanotti?

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2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

CNN should be covering the New York AG case with reckless abandon, but instead, the cable news network is focusing on instructing Hawaiians living near the Mt. Kilauea eruption zone that lava is hot and that they should not attempt to touch or stop the flow.

In a piece entitled, "People Have Tried to Stop Lava, This is Why They've Failed," CNN helpfully informs its readers that lava is, in fact, hot, and that you should not touch it if you do not want to get burned. Lava is also fast moving, shockingly heavy, and — and this is most important — made up of boiling hot magma exploding forth from the Earth's mantle.

The instruction was so important, CNN actually sent out an emergency text message to its subscribers warning them to stay as far away as possible from a substance that can literally eat a car in a matter of minutes.

more amusement at https://www.dailywire.com/news/30385/cnn-helpfully-instructs-hawaiians-not-try-stop-emily-zanotti?

 

    The lava flow from Kilauea is actually pretty slow moving. Back in the day, they didn't block everything off so quickly. Back in the early 90's we drove there at night and we were watching the lava flow from maybe 50 yards away. It would have probably taken a few days to reach us.

 

    The lava field on the Kona side (which was from the Mauna Loa eruption in the 19th century IIRC) made it from the crater to the ocean in one night.

[Boiler 45,467]

[jg121783 3,915]

Looks like CNN has nothing better to report on. Mueller is laying low after being called out as a liar by 3 different judges and the corporate media is aiding him by not talking about his investigation for the time being. That combined with the fact that no one wants to hear about Stormy Daniels anymore means CNN has to resort to this type of reporting.

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9 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

CNN should be covering the New York AG case with reckless abandon, but instead, the cable news network is focusing on instructing Hawaiians living near the Mt. Kilauea eruption zone that lava is hot and that they should not attempt to touch or stop the flow.

In a piece entitled, "People Have Tried to Stop Lava, This is Why They've Failed," CNN helpfully informs its readers that lava is, in fact, hot, and that you should not touch it if you do not want to get burned. Lava is also fast moving, shockingly heavy, and — and this is most important — made up of boiling hot magma exploding forth from the Earth's mantle.

The instruction was so important, CNN actually sent out an emergency text message to its subscribers warning them to stay as far away as possible from a substance that can literally eat a car in a matter of minutes.

more amusement at https://www.dailywire.com/news/30385/cnn-helpfully-instructs-hawaiians-not-try-stop-emily-zanotti?

Maybe CNN thinks the Malaysian Flight 370 will appear out of the volcano? 

[bcking 3,157]

On 5/8/2018 at 8:44 PM, Ban Hammer said:

CNN should be covering the New York AG case with reckless abandon, but instead, the cable news network is focusing on instructing Hawaiians living near the Mt. Kilauea eruption zone that lava is hot and that they should not attempt to touch or stop the flow.

In a piece entitled, "People Have Tried to Stop Lava, This is Why They've Failed," CNN helpfully informs its readers that lava is, in fact, hot, and that you should not touch it if you do not want to get burned. Lava is also fast moving, shockingly heavy, and — and this is most important — made up of boiling hot magma exploding forth from the Earth's mantle.

The instruction was so important, CNN actually sent out an emergency text message to its subscribers warning them to stay as far away as possible from a substance that can literally eat a car in a matter of minutes.

more amusement at https://www.dailywire.com/news/30385/cnn-helpfully-instructs-hawaiians-not-try-stop-emily-zanotti?

Kind of reminds me of when news stations had to remind people not to look directly into the sun during the eclipse. 

 

But we all know in that situation the advice was reasonable. Some people still didn't listen...

 

We can't fix stupid.

Edited May 10, 2018 by bcking

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

On 5/9/2018 at 1:24 AM, Boiler said:

Looks like the heat would still be very intense even from his 10-15 yard distance 

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17 minutes ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

Looks like the heat would still be very intense even from his 10-15 yard distance 

 

  The fumes are awful. Even at ~50 yards, you have a hard time breathing after a while. At my age now, I don't think I would even want to get as close as the guy in the picture did.