shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 46,442]

Mrs. T-B. knows that we go (as she says it) "aysheep" if she dares even touch our stuff, let alone move it a milliMany, verily man.

This is probably the issue that we go most absolutely aysheep about, truth be told man.

You do NOT want to see us when we go aysheep, NO man.

Edited July 7, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,442]

By the way, QA ma'am, it is routine that new (and, in fact, all) participants in this thread award each of our posts a reputation point, si QA ma'am.

 

And we are sorry that you apparently missed National Fried Chicken Day, deprived QA ma'am.

Edited July 7, 2018 by TBoneTX

[Scottish Mernymph 514]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

<slaps forehead>

Man how's that even possible!?

The Brits and Scots is supposed to hate each other!

And, the Brits love to make fun of the Scots! 

Americans have Polish jokes, Chinese have Fook jokes, Canadians have newfie jokes, the English have Scot jokes! 

 

If I may, I believe this is the sort of thing you are after haha

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish guy must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English guy must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English idiot again.'

We don't really hate each other, its just silly jest....unless football is involved of course lol in all serious though Ingerland are doing great in the World Cup at the moment & I'd really love to see them win.....it might stop them harping on about 1966 at last
 

[mrmvkjts 462]

It’s like Austria and Germany ...Austria is not even participating in the World Cup because of no skills

and yet we were freaking out when Germany failed and talked how bad their skills are 

but yet..my best friend is from Germany so it’s all cool I guess 

Edited July 7, 2018 by mrmvkjts

[Asia 2,499]

It's like Poland and Germany or Russia I guess

[SAT 9,609]

3 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

We don't really hate each other

 

Oh yeah? Not according to William Wallace!

[SAT 9,609]

3 hours ago, Asia said:

It's like Poland and Germany or Russia I guess

 

Poland can kick Austria's azz in soccer, provided that they don't kick the ball into their own goal

 

[mrmvkjts 462]

On 7/6/2018 at 8:20 AM, TBoneTX said:

Still adding to pending "Hosed in Guayaquil" monster thread, grrrr man.

The rogue, evil ineptitude of that time is still hard to fathom, expose it all to the world soon man.

 

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with refulgent-yet-hoarded reputation-point inventories!

Looking forward to this SO much!

[Ontarkie 14,657]

Is real Chinese food spicy or is that something they do in this area because ppl have terrible taste or no taste buds? 

Yes I know  the stuff we see here is not real. So that is why I wonder if the real stuff is spicy or not. The Hillbilly has only had authentic stuff once in Boston so he can't be sure. He likes spicy foods and when he gets General Soa's chicken he always asks them to make it extra extra spicy and it comes back with almost nothing. 

 

I'm too picky to try half the stuff he eats. Sweet and sour chicken or pork is all I ever get. Pretty sure that is not even close to the real stuff and I'm good with that  

Edited July 7, 2018 by Ontarkie

[SAT 9,609]

You uncultured hill-billie Jean...

Try watching some Andrew Zimmern.

Chinese cuisine is divided into provinces. 

Cantonese food is based on "natural taste" and is not spicy. 

In fookland fujian, and God forsaken places like Sichuan, the only thing that'll grow is peppers, so the food is spicy. 

Up north, where there's no growing season at all, everything is preserved, salted, pickled, etc...

For your educated well mannered Chinese American fellow like ....moi...

I'm of Cantonese/ hakka origin. 

I prefer a clean, light, fresh, original taste....

And I like my food the same way...

[Ontarkie 14,657]

Bah I like the bubble I live in and will stay in it. 

 

I was thinking that it couldn't be all spicy since they can never make it spicy enough for the Hillbilly. 

 

I like tasting my food too, but I'm not wild and stick to basics. Plus I'm afraid now to try anything new with my food allergies. I never know what is going to set off what. At least with the same old same old I know what my reactions are going to be. 

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah hillbillies like to drown their food in hot sauce.

 

Malaysian Chinese food is super spicy too. It's mutated Chinese food from the 150 year history of the chinamen in Malaysia.

 

Hillbilly should marry himself a Malaysian broad next time...

[Ontarkie 14,657]

He won't be able to afford a next time. 

Ok I need to go clean the Jedi's room the Tornado was in there again. 

[SAT 9,609]

Poor Hillbilly...

[SAT 9,609]

The wife went OCD again...

Threw out 4 crucial stainless steel screws to the grill outside...